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Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 5 Unironic Ralphamale 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:51:47 ID: d04b23 No.284044 [Reply] [Last]
FAT Edition
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>He's my Chris Chan That's cool, you're still a bird brained faggette with no life outside of your pet cow. It's your fault you can't go more than 24 hours without pissing yourself over Null, and really the old "I'm just having fun on the Internet" line doesn't work when you're clearly mad at him
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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the goth girl misandrist so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Man Hate Thread I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every foxdick farms post there is of hers online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking hate sex with Lidl Drip. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Lidl Drip's tight radfem pussy. I want her to have my incel/femcel babies. Fuck, the fucking Pissminge caught me with AI pics of Lidl Drip. I'd genned her in a black latex maid costume and went to fucking town. She hasn't tweeted at me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my commissary money. I might not ever get to bust fat nuts to Lidl Drip ever again.
Bump limit reached, new thread up https://alogs.space/cow/res/286386.html
>>286371 >>286372 >>286374 >>286375 >>286376 >>286379 >>286380 >>286382 >>286383 >>286384 >>286387 Oh wow, what a riveting display of internet toxicity! It's almost like watching two seagulls fight over a single fry—loud, messy, and completely devoid of any redeeming qualities. But hey, at least you're consistent in your unironic commitment to being the absolute worst versions of yourselves. Truly, a masterclass in how not to engage in civil discourse. (Also, if you're going to troll, at least make it funny trolling. This just reads like two people who really need to touch grass... or at least take a shower. Maybe both.)

Wizchan: Homosexual Takeover Anonymous 03/23/2020 (Mon) 23:17:17 ID: 12b594 No.41296 [Reply] [Last]
It's Not OK to be Gay We've all seen what happens when homosexuality is tolerated on chans. It starts with increasingly gay porn, then "ironic" jokes about "boypussies", then before you know it you have openly gay e-sex happening between users all over the website. It's a truly poetic microcosm of what happens when civilizations have historically tolerated faggotry. Faggots are a problem. There is a reason that the wise men of every culture across the globe throughout history have warned us about them in their holy texts and ancient records. But, like so much else in the ZOGscape we find ourselves in, this wisdom has been forgotten. And Wizchan, the chan where NEETs try to rise above their carnal desires, has succumbed to a homosexual takeover. The poor wizards are on the verge of open revolt, but they are too demoralized and suicidal to reach the threshold. Turns out the mods are actual homosexuals who have a "discord" messageboard that they hang out on. A huge /meta/ thread about banning homosexuality got deleted without explanation and the OP got banned. They and the other homoposters sexually harass the wizards constantly e.g. post boipussy :3 oh wizzie! i'm boi-ovulating! please stick your wand in my tight little boi-hole etc. ad infinitum Theyy also share faggot porn all day long on the hidden /b/ board. They've banned multiple people for asking why homosexuals aren't getting banned from the Chan where you're not supposed to talk about sex. Only the discussion of homosex is permitted. It's especially concerning to the wizards bickers of the logical and continual crossover between Wizchan and 4cuck/r9k/ which has acquired a humongous infestation of homosexuals known collectively as "/r9gay/". These are the literal "discord trannies" that we have been hearing about for a couple years now. The concern is that the mods of Wizchan have been "converted" into transexuals, and are allowing the pious NEET wizards to be trannified as well. >Why should I care? Wizchan should be a sacred monastery. A bastion against the endless prattle of normalG​AMERGATEs about sex and fucking. A place where people can rise above the constant worship of f*males that the ZOG bombards us with. In theory, wizards are admirable and worthy of fierce and righteous protection. >Where are the lulz? The mods are complete faggots and they are very butthurt about the anti-homo posting already. There are a large number of homosexuals on Wizchan.org/b/... This is where the mods post all day long. At least one of them is known to spazz out and smear his own fecal matter on his face when "/pol/tards" and "christfags" point out how annoying faggots are. >How can I get lulz right now? Just post on /b/ and /meta/. The faggots will respond. The goal is to get one of the faggot mods to respond -- immediately accuse them of being homosexuals and kick back and laugh. Don't post 4cuck memes or you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are a non-virgin, you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are anything but a wizard NEET, or you'll get b&. Also you can't post from Tor, another reason why Wizchan needs some serious attention, so if that is a problem then be warned.
GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC
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>>285741 >if you make fun of a lolcow, the lolcow wins Some sexless altright retard is really in here defending his internet hero.
What does posting a silly dance video prove exactly? Why are you so butthurt? You post nothing but trash
>>286000 Ignorant obese histrionic manchild failure
>>285722 If you can't breed white women or any women of any race then you're invited to join my wiz server for male outcasts, neet, hikki, otaku, virgins, etc. Men with little social life to none. A community of like minded relatable people, where you can discuss your life and interests without discomfort. The ultimate place for true wiz to discuss anything without regard to the group think these are the raw lives of the based males in society Ignore the haters and take it easy with the wizcels https://disboard.org/server/1392470206001057923
>>286089 Diddler Naught wanting to unmask /cow/ posters

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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you're invited to join my wiz server for male outcasts, neet, hikkis, otaku, virgins, etc. Men with little social life to none. A community of like minded relatable people, where you can discuss your life and interests without discomfort. The ultimate place for true wiz to discuss anything without regard to the group think these are the raw lives of the based males in society https://disboard.org/server/1392470206001057923
>>285541 this is Naught running a gayop
>calls other subhumans but is an obese myopic sedentary bpd retard >wants to save the white race but can barely get off his chair LOL LMFAO EVEN Good one stevie
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>>285541 wow, this thing actually works, now I don't have a downcord account, thanks bud 👍 I think I haven't talked on any kind of server, just PMs, for like a few years, so I've logged in, spent a fun 5 minutes on that server. But then it sucked. well bickers there you are surrounded by terminally online, inexpressive, dimwitted brats, who think e-fame is the shit in 2026 when literally every G​AMERGATE baby is online and is competing for a efame spot while sending nudes to their fappy neighbors. If anything, it makes you feel like an unc, and what is worse feeling like an unc? In reality, being called an unc, usually means something, at least you did something, and if you feel being an unc online you did wrong, it's just fucking DUMB. so anyway, no discord0 for me, bounjour, thanks, bye!
>>285541 this server owner is way too based he is a legend, an absolute ubermensch the one nietzche wrote about, he buckbreaks everyone he comes into contact with the post above me is proof of that. Holy WizGod many blessings to you. Based wizcel. Keep on winning, son. You're the best.

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Unironic Ralphamale 03/06/2023 (Mon) 12:45:10 ID: ccabb5 No.195015 [Reply]
Roxos arguing with 7 different grossly offensive right now
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>>195814 The breakup with his boy Mikey broke Roxo's funnybone I see.
Grossly Offensive is also Rizzard of Oz
>>286017 nobody gives a shit axle kill yourself
>>195319 wow discord, how interesting its like in real life except its not

>>81091 i'd ship them too
>>81091 >>98379 They could be memed to become a couple of course in fact, she would talk and be friendly with Chris without any doubt
>>62058 the last time i saw her online was back then, she was looking even fattier and hanging out with some lesbians
What went wrong?
>>261707 this has all been a natural process

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chen2 Anonymous 10/24/2019 (Thu) 02:19:42 ID: c56dba No.14378 [Reply]
chen2 is a live posting image board made up of users who think magic is real and have an obsession with transexual escorts. They spend all day chatting to each other like a chat room and ban any one they disagree with.
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>>19539 >miya >she Miya was a group account mainly run by an Indian sweaty gamer named Rohit Krishna Okhandiar and an American tranny whose best dox is Nicholas M. Here's a markchan thread with a ton of info on them and the milady network that Rohit now runs as charlottefang77. https://8chan.st/pol/res/27389.html https://archive.ph/rQ1LM
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>>283867 Jesus Christ Sean, bumping every thread short enough to not be bump locked just to hide your thread again? Pretty gay

Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sera / Big Bertha Unironic Ralphamale 02/08/2026 (Sun) 00:54:55 ID: 675ff7 No.282900 [Reply]
I think it would be funny to have a Rachel thread here
Toasting in pointless bread
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>>283864 Sean Walker posted this

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Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 ID: ea2451 No.16071 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
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>>211604 Is that picture for ants Sauron or Melkor?
any new developments?
>>170667 Last time I checked, the real "winners" just happen to be same guys who knew how to draw: >Andrew Dickman It seems he accomplished the wetdream of any terminal online manchild: HIRED by the cartoon industry and left his socials >ChadRocco Rocco got a bad case of autogynephilia and now larps as a big busted DiC princess peach: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SPcGwqloXTg And yet opting to have another alternative persona (TubbyToon) drawing fat art from shitty cartoons, in which he's got this obsession with Gwen from Ben 10. But at least he can flex his fame to Andrew Dobson: >Goes full aurtistic drawing little girls as 600lbs contenders >Shits on the GOP while praising shitty liberal shows <Backed by his manchildren audience from both Channel Autism and bbw-chan <Despite not improving since the early 2010's https://twitter.com/tubbitoons https://www.deviantart.com/tubbytoon
>>211850 Melkor, the shield is what gives it away.
well?

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Empathchan, Pedophile, Destiny Extraordinaire, and Stinky Unironic Ralphamale 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:10:02 ID: cf6f74 No.283242 [Reply]
this place is dead, and desperately needs more attention, so why don’t i post a lolcow bitch? *taken from lolcow fags, not kiwi fags* if most of you don’t know who she is here is a recap: empathchan/seppukugirl is a stinky, disgusting irish sweaty gamer ewhore “who does the most controversial thing she can think of for attention.”she started selfposting on 4chan when she was a minor, uploading nudes and videos of her doing disgusting shit to get the approval of /pol/ and /r9k/fags but instead of doxxed, made fun of for her ugly ass features and banned. this might’ve been around the time when her mother died, and her father excommunicated, disowned and threatened to “kill and skin her alive” for falsely accusing him of rape on the internet. according to lolcow.farm, some of the most notable acts she's done for attention is spitting on random people (including homeless people), screaming slurs in public, self-doxxing and begging men to rape and kidnap her, and recently doing blackface. in her spare time now, she sucks off other political pedos online and degenerates, like fellow sweaty gamer destiny’s dick for efame and clout and is now allegedly fucking count dankula and possibly has access to his children. when she not terminally online, she spends her life wasting whatever foster child NEET bux and onlyfans pennies on being an insufferable foreign expat, stalking youtubers and celebrities. https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/2185845.html *INFO my jewish mother FROM LCF* >>2040405 >tries to get into crypto and in with the twitter cryptobros. epically fails when she goes to meet one in bali and he realizes upon meeting her that she's weird and gross so she creates false accusations of being "raped and stranded" against him. proceeds to get clowned on by everyone in the community. >>2064165 >>2064640 >fakes doing meth >>2064294

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More information about her: >she used to own discord servers filled with sweaty gamers >has been notoriously known (and documented) for begging CHILDREN on the internet to buy her nudes and sends them nudes >admitted to the internet that she “likes little boys” >groomed minors and forced them to cut themselves kek why did the thread turn “sweaty gamer” into the word “gamer”
Every single foxdick is worse than any of the cows they make fun of.
Smells like piss and burnt coal up in here

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ZOE QUINN KILL COUNT : 1 Anonymous 08/31/2019 (Sat) 23:56:42 ID: 25d6eb No.4731 [Reply] [Last]
For those sleeping under a rock since 8chan exploded, Zoe Quinn has been a controversial figure in the GamerGate saga. She was known for baseless abuse allegations toward people she didn't have a good relationship anymore, sleeping her way to the top of an industry and scammed people of tens of thousands of dollars in videogame projects that never was completed and released.

Every time, people asked : How can she keep getting away with this?

Turns out the latest person she accused of sexual assault, Alec Holowka (Night in the Woods), was found DEAD this morning. KILL COUNT : 1

Public accusation : https://archive.is/PBQGa
https://wccftech.com/zoe-quinn-publically-accuses-alec-holowka-of-sexual-assault/
Death article : https://archive.is/wFlE6
https://ca.ign.com/articles/2019/08/31/night-in-the-woods-developer-accused-of-sexual-assault-dies

Details are unclear as to why or how at the moment.

She now has bravely and boldly took a stance on her twitter of being off the internet.

How will Zoo Queen get away with it again this time? Discuss.
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>>84777 Very. And the fact that she's an insane evil bitch makes her hotter. >>85823 mommy...
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443
2016 jcaesar187 & Candace Owens talking about Zoe in the embedded in the archive of The jcaesar187 Retort https://web.archive.org/web/20160416205042/http://thejcaesar187retort.com/social-autopsy-founder-unleashes-zoe-quinn-randi-harper-4016016/ Someone also has a copy on YouTube https://youtu.be/YnqQ7bpdxG8?t=73
>>280350 I had to split the url due to a wor d fil ter https://web.archive.org/web/20160416205042/http://theral phretort.com/social-autopsy-founder-unleashes-zoe-quinn-randi-harper-4016016/
The fact that so many cucks not only had sex with that ugly bitch but they were also willing to do favors for her shows how desparate are young male straight men today (if you can call these cucks as men).

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