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Introducing Dynapaul Anonymous 12/09/2019 (Mon) 04:11:54 ID: 0ba0fd No.22474 [Reply]
Alright, I don't know WHO the fuck to send this to. I've posted this to I don't give a fuck WHO sees it - it's about getting as many people TO see this as possible. You may say this is the 'wrong board' for this, but I disagree; this dude's writing incorporate all damn media except /tv/ - This shit MUST be shared. Send this to KiwiFarms, Something Awful, Fred Knudsen, or even Jim. I don't care who.

I present to you an absolutely prolific, insane writer, by the name of Paul 'Dynapaul' Dy.

A basic google search for 'Paul Dy' comes up with NOTHING related to this man - you MUST specifically search for 'Dynapaul Wiki'.

I want that changed - this man's name MUST be the first result.

So who the fuck is this man? In brief, I have no damn idea, but what I do know is this:

PREFACE - this man runs a FANDOM wiki page that is so schizophrenic and disorganized, I feel like Charlie trying to connect the Pepe Sylvia mystery from It's Always Sunny - bickers I cannot, for the life of me, follow these links cohesively; for example, he has at least 2 different versions of 'Hyrule' from the Zelda franchise, neither of which reliably link back to one another.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Kingdom_of_Hyrule

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/United_States_of_Hyrule

1 - He has, at the MINIMUM, been active since 2011 - at least his Wiki has, according to his account profile on said wiki. So I'm of the belief that, given how prolific he is, he MUST be an adult now.

2 - His Self-Insert - which he bases everything in his Wiki off of - is known as Paul Gekko. PIC RELATED.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Murakumo_Gekko

3 - His art, cognitive understanding, writing style, and mental development as a whole is in many ways, akin to oldschool Chris-Chan.

4 - he appears to be basing the majority of his headcanon on a made-up anime series he's allegedly working on: Megaman ZX Shippuden.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Mega_Man_ZX_Shippuden

5 - Said headcanon is utterly insane, and feels like an alternate reality where MUGEN got way the fuck out of hand - he appears to be incorporating almost every entertainment property under the sun in some way, from Codname: KND to MLP:FiM, from Naruto to Skies of Arcadia, or from Zelda to Destroy All Humans!, and One Piece to Warhammer 40k.

6 - While a sizable portion of the hyperlinks in his wiki simply trace back to the official FANDOM wikis for those characters, he DOES have his own entry for a disturbingly large amount of characters, which are equally batshit insane. Some of the prime examples include:

Dr. Robotnik (bickers, of course, no autism fest is complete without goddamn Sonic, is it?)

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Paul_Ivo_%22Eggman%22_Robotnik

A samurai version of Link

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Miharu

Emperor Hylia, a sentient monster truck that runs its own nation and is part of a fictional series WITHIN his Megaman anime called the 'Book of Sega' - This shit is autismception.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_Hylia

But that's only the fucking tip of the goddamn iceberg. Some of the most mind-numbngly insane reads I've come across on this godforsaken corner of the internet include his various nations, ideologies, wars, gods, and religions. Feast your eyes upon such great works as:

The Galactic (Neo?) Eggman Empire which is run by literally fucking everyone fictional, ever.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Galactic_Eggman_Empire

The High School Wars

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Search?query=high+school+war

the extended 'Family' of Paul Gekko

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Gekko_Family

The Great Grand Civil War

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Great_Grand_Civil_War

CONT
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No Updates on Videos.
It doesn't matter what you say to me, or you sent me videos, I have been seeing negative words! I was born with Autisim. But, I don't want anymore this nonsense about my Dynapaul Wikia!
>>103598 Oh shit, is that you buddy?
But I have so many pictures. You have to stop saying bad words.... Don't you realize what your saying...It's coming from the tongue.
You were saying bad words that were from the tongue. I'm sensitive to anyone who keeps saying bad words.

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Gameplay & Bitch Toad 12/18/2020 (Fri) 03:49:46 ID: 5faa27 No.93913 [Reply]
13208 JASPER RD FAIRFAX , VA 22033 Chantilly High School, VA graduation in 2001 Age: 38 Related to: Roy Mackert, 67Sharman Mackert, 63Brandon Mackert, 34 his jewtube channel and other social media https://www.youtube.com/user/austinmackert https://www.ifpapinball.com/player.php?p=12859 http://implantgames.com/about https://www.patreon.com/gameplayandtalk https://www.twitch.tv/amackert https://calice.snowcrash.fun/users/amackert https://steamcommunity.com/id/amackert I know he has an atariage account and I assume its: https://atariage.com/forums/profile/31247-lentzquest/ ,,, Trust me this /cow/ will produce julay if you poke him a little.

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Austin's resume.

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Infinity Cup poll Toad 04/23/2021 (Fri) 19:36:56 ID: 3c9746 No.101255 [Reply]
Hey guys, /icup/ here with a question on how we're going to handle the next iteration of the Infinity Cup ( https://anon.cafe/icup/ ) We're trying to poll whether certain boards are interested in playing in the cup, or if there's some specific team that you'd like to see play. If you want to, please answer or add your own answer to the poll in https://poal.me/6x3j1u
we don't care, pedo.
>>101258 >we Tbf >we rlly don't care about the pedo defense cup.
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>>101262 Like I said.
gay
It's a fake spam message. They're trying to recruit a personal army.

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Whatever happened to Smiley? Anonymous 10/02/2019 (Wed) 23:47:48 ID: 185723 No.10379 [Reply]
Latest heard of on mewch/fringe/, the last incarnation of his wizardry board, he was posting from a fast food diner after spending 10 days in the mental ward. Supposedly homeless and has not been heard of since. Considering his previous activities online, he would have to be either locked up or dead to be kept away from imageboards.
Do anyone know anything about his whereabouts?
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>>36116 fringechan was the best
>>36126 There really needs to be a concerted effort to find the lost sheep of /fringe/. All the other big boards have been somewhat salvaged, but /fringe/ got hit HARD and nobody is talking about it.
>>36070 his steam says he is online rn. What ever happened to STI?
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Smiley today lol
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>>100971 JC in heavens... This well tuned perfectly shaped body... The look of this face, so sexy, so intellectual... That look of a lost generation. So saddening all this will go to waste - not. kek

phantom organization Toad 02/18/2021 (Thu) 18:18:13 ID: 8705db No.97673 [Reply]
is he ded? seems like his channel got taken down but I can't find any backup channels or alt-tech presence he was the go-to guy for me to keep up on the Гунт happenings whaddo i do nao
who fucking cares about that pedo furfag?
>>97703 oh i ain't kno dat
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>>97673 >fag organization
not your PA

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TTV Shitstorm Anonymous 07/04/2020 (Sat) 22:47:42 ID: 81d14d No.64557 [Reply]
Am I the only one here following this? Basically the Bionicle TTV forums started a contest to decide the canon appearance of the First Toa. So anyways most of the entries are over-designed pieces of shit that barely meet the guidelines (must be ancient and "disturbingly frail"), save for one entry, entrant #6, Bendryx (pic related). Surprisingly it got a lot of traction in the Bionicle community and soon took the lead, much to the annoyance of the TTV mods. They started to shit on the entry and began to shill the other entries. Cue 4chan's /toy/ (or specifically the dedicated Bionicle thread, /biog/) immediately go on the offensive and begin making alt accounts to keep Bendryx at the top of the poll. They've even recruited /b/ over the past few days and tonight, the final night of the poll, they've brought in /s4s/ and /r9k/.
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Noodle will rule TTV, assemble and conquer Anons !
Why Bionicle fans are such retards? I own Bionicle models, but I never cared about the "lore", and yet I see online so many trannies and other manchilds constantly caring about those shit to the point to annoying anyone around like other fuck up fandoms.
>>64557 bionicle has lore? This is like when I found out that not only does kangdom hearts have a storyline but there's an autistic shitstorm behind it. Nice work, OP. I wonder if some tranny will an hero due to this noodly lego winning.
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this is fucking hilarious holy shit >bendryx >those noodle arms >people MAD about this HAHAHAHAHAH
>>64559 >>64560 fucking G​AMERGATEs they ruined everything

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neinchan moderator clay clay in the nigga house AK 10/07/2019 (Mon) 01:55:50 ID: 10360a No.11071 [Reply] [Last]
took a while to get this one but apparently hes called floki on neinchan
absolute cringe lord who was once one of the " leaders" of national socialist legion
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fuck off you degenerates. you and the jews, day of the gas chamber.
>>81613 SEETHE
>leftist fags post another fake neinchan dox cope harder sjw faggots
>>81721 kys degenerate
Why do they all try so hard to act like CIA agents

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TheHeroOfTomorrow/Eli S. Stone Anonymous 02/28/2020 (Fri) 07:20:06 ID: c5b9c8 No.36520 [Reply]
You guys ever heard of this lolcow? He seems like one of those idiots online with pronounces and love to bash Orange Man Bad 24/7. I'm going to give you a short summary of him from the foxdicks dig on him. >Brief Summary: Weird ass dude who lives with his mama at almost 30 years old, has worked as a shitty video reviewer (as a faux comic character of his own shitty imagination, mind you) for a variety of topics and products for the past 8+ years (think a more autistic Doug Walker, but not funny at all), is your stereotypical TCG nerd and Pokemonfag. Clearly wants to get with thots, albeit unsuccessfully like Penguinfag. Has recently finished his series of videos, ironically at the time when people will now finally start noticing him after years of not giving a fuck. Some info on where the guy lives. His white papers… https://www.whitepages.com/name/Eli-S-Stone/Heber-Springs-AR/11rhte81 Dox: 610 Colonial Cir Heber Springs AR 72543-4603 DOB: June 1st, 1990

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>>46687 And here's some good ol' fashioned hypocrisy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaBxk5eZYTw
bump
>>86349 >Lolifags really get hard for boring and retard shit like this
>>42380 >israeli snack stop

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Anonymous 12/24/2019 (Tue) 21:33:10 ID: b58a30 No.24430 [Reply]
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class. "I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course." "He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course." "I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course." "Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids bickers we are both men in fact of course." "I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons." Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course. "I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

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Kill your soul in a more definitive manner.

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Toad 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:59:22 No.81627 [Reply]
Stop spamming Nein you jewish glowG​AMERGATEs.
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I can only hope these retards will advertise their shit more and poke other retards self-righteousness
>>81676 >implying nein is on the faggot webring >implying this board is not on the webring ok retard
>let me spam how angry I am on /cow/ This will end well
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>>81719 Nice LARP you pathetic cuck. No-one's scared of you. We're fucking Übermensch. You're just a bunch of degenerate loser basement-dweller soyboys who pretend you had anything to do with Chris Chan and that you've been relevant to anything for the past five years. >oh look we doxed a nazi but were not lefty faggots i swear Won't end well? Ha. You're virtually castrated.
>implying nein isn't the glowing site

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