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Sprate Header / SprateH / Sprate / Sprate@nicecrewdigital / Mister Metokur's New Writer Unironic Ralphamale 06/26/2024 (Wed) 22:54:33 ID: 7facc7 No.252665 [Reply]
Let me introduce you to Sprate Header aka Mister Metokur new writer & the savior of Foxdick Farms! Sprate is a P E D O defender, hypocrite of the highest caliber and a pathological liar. Sprate somehow manages to fuck up EVERYTHING & always boxes his own shadow, revealing his deep insecurity. Sprate vs Torswats Sprate has spent a year on his autistic crusade, looking in every nook and cranny for the Satanic P E D O menace, trying to bolster his cred as Foxdick Farm's finest. However, Sprate's ultimate project also fully revealed Sprate, getting countless details wrong in his thread! REMINDER: Sprate had 0 to do with Alan "Torswats" Filion's arrest, he can''t ever address that Foxdick Farms had no impact on "Torswats" & in fact muddied the waters for the swatters! Soon after Sprate's Torswats thread came out, Sprate not only allowed Kinochet to spread the false rumor Bryan Dunn was the swatter for weeks unquestioned, but Sprate went onto lie to TheTheGatorGamerGamer Metokur directly saying KOP admitted to being the swatter in a now DELETED comment(first screenshot). This directly lead to Bryan Dunn getting swatted, which Sprate encouraged with his actions. Whether or not Bryan Dunn deserved it is another matter, Sprate is anti-swat but encourages BS harassment campaigns leading to swats. Sprate used his Torswats thread to become the "authority" on torswats, only to then falsely accuse Bryan Dunn of being a murderer as a "joke"! Sprate's thread has countless errors, from accusing KOP of being involved solely from the swatter mentioning KOP in a few posts, to saying a "Lizard" character is involved with 0 proof other than the delusional P E D O DJ axle. None of this has been addressed almost a year later, why? Notably, one of Sprate's top sources on the Torswats group is a former swatter & P E D O tranny named "Naught" (https://archive.ph/hJJsH), Sprate works with chomo crossdressers Sprate does everything to appeal to Mister Metokike & TheTheGatorGamerGamer Moon, begging for the attention of and attempting to prove himself to his two e-daddy heroes non-stop. He'll gladly lie, twist and do anything just for a crumb of clout from either of his father figures. One of Sprate's fatal flaws is he considers any association to be endorsement, but never applies that standard to himself. Sprate isn't his own man or a trendsetter, just a stooge looking to fulfill a "lolcow" quota rather than have fun.

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Samefag as >>287654, Why was Sprate doing Gayops w Keffals 4 years ago???
>>288561 You're retarded and desperate. If you read the screenshot Sprate claimed one of Keffals' handles when he moved from it. Explain the gay-op, seething diddler
>>288562 This was 4 years ago, around the same time as the (((Corn Harvest,))) the summary doxxing of jcaesar187's entire family. This was financed by the Jewish hedge fund manager Gabe Hoffman, & not long after the Chudbud leaks occurred. It would be really convenient for TheTheGatorGamerGamer to sic one of the Farms' golden boys on one of his most staunch opponents Keffals
>>286919 And you should fuck back off to that website, shardtard
>>288571 Poaching a cow's UN doesn't take some grand conspiracy, it's an obvious and funny prank. You need to be institutionalized Forsaken

Gnostic Mind Train - Jewish schizo about to end himself Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:29:00 ID: bfa869 No.253951 [Reply] [Last]
Here some lolcow that I'm watching and trolling for four years now. A quick summary: He's an incel jew who wishes he were a woman and constantly wants attention, but as soon as he gets it he gets nervous and starts deleting comments and threatening to delete his channel. He calls himself a spiritualist, but after being humiliated in the comments more than once, he says he's not interested in getting into debates about the spiritual. He categorically denies the existence of demons and claims to be a God, while visiting various psychologists and refusing to listen to anyone even though he thinks he needs help. I decided to create the thread in a hurry bickers I shared his channel with some people and they've been trolling him in recent videos, making him more and more paranoid and butthurt to the point where he's now claiming (as you can never believe) that he's going to delete the channel. https://archive.ph/pUwQz https://archive.is/bRbTn https://archive.is/VDz3m
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>>288299 Daniel Lopez post
>>288301 >Tranny claims to be asexual He's a real wahman now
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Hey guys, do you want to hear something actually "schizo"? Sun rises at 4:30 AM. Sun sets at 9:30 PM It's driving me cRaZy.
>>288357 >Sun rises at 4:30 AM. >Sun sets at 9:30 PM What did God mean by this?
Throwback to diaper degenerate deviant Schoolitdown22 aka Lulzy aka Gnostic Mind Train aka Jonnyism. (I'm not linking the full photos here if someone wants to that's on them but I ain't touching those photos with a ten foot pole especially the diaper fetish one.)

DroolKitty / Mace Dindu Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 20:00:54 ID: aa1181 No.286466 [Reply] [Last]
Discuss the unfunny tranny from Onion Farms who is larping (poorly) as a J0sh M00n fangirl in this thread. Also goes by Mace Dindu on OnionFarms. - claims to be a blonde 18 year old girl - claims to be in love with J0sh - attention whore - most obvious catfish attempt ever
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Another man
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Allister Crowley in drag:
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A real woman
>>288307 Just admit you've never seen one up close before
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My ring fingers are shorter than my index fingers but I swear I'm biologically male.

Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244 [Reply] [Last]
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
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>>288197 You need therapy for your Tranny Derangement Syndrome if you genuinely think K1W1 birds hatching out of eggs has anything to do with trooning out and is not just a cute reference to the websites name and a creative way to make the donation bar less boring. It wasn't even J0sh's idea.
>>288200 <hatching out of eggs has anything to do with trooning out Yes Dan please tell everyone again how you're a complete retard.
>>288207 Sean trying to fuck trannies for years has really scrambled your brain. No, normal people do not associate birds hatching out of eggs with trannies. Lay off the HRT and tranime cartoons.
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>>288211 <trying to fuck trannies for years Still no signs of self-awareness from Dan.
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>>288214 Look, I'm samefag as >> 288158, I've got hundreds more screencaps where that came from, most from Onionfarms. I wish Danny & Sean would both STFU, they're poisoning the well when it comes to discussions about Jersh.

The Daiymo / Ethan Josiah Hatchett / EMagnusTV / Ishihara Musashi / TheLastDaimyo1 Toad 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:43:07 ID: 4d39fd No.127617 [Reply] [Last]
Meet (((jcaesar187 Josiah Hatchett))) aka The Daiymo jcaesar187 is a 23yo low IQ, habitually lying retard coward originally from Griffin, Georgia. As a young boy, jcaesar187 was diagnosed with autis-I mean, OCD and "anxiety". jcaesar187 then used his newfound superpower to develop into the biggest faggot possible: an Asston Barks orbiter turned capo, a failed college artfag, and an unrepentant homosexual. jcaesar187 grew up fleecing retards for money, launching multiple projects that went nowhere, yet he pocketed the money regardless. jcaesar187 attended Southern Crescent Technical College for a dogshit tier art degree in film. jcaesar187 lives with his literally retarded, special olympian, weeaboo 25 year old brother John; who has chronic seizures, being kicked out of his parent's house with his brother and relying on his disability. At first some people liked The Daiymo bickers of his artistic videos, silly gimmick, and his ability to felt salty bitches like Asston Parks and Rudy Coleman. However, once his true nature of Гунтguarding the Canadian Гунт came to light, he turned from walking the path of kino to becoming the joke of the "Kino Community". jcaesar187 is best known for doxing himself on a livestream for no reason, constant alogging z-celeb Gahoole, and getting into bitter, super srs disputes with fellow z-celebs such as his e-daddy Asston or buckbreaker Dark Ninja, taking the internet way too seriously despite trying to act like a badass. After challenging people to dox him, acting like the smuggest faggot possible, using foxdick to spread leaked DMs with Asston to gayop, then getting owned repeatedly by Gahoole, Super Metokur, Mormon Shaggy, and the master shinobi himself, Dark Ninja, The Daiymo first announce he would leave January 1st 2022, but then when you didn't think things could get more bitchmade, he decided to run away after 24 hours and after making one finally video saying his channel would last only until midnight, he finally ran from the internet as a result of the 56% literal WHO, taking the L to a bearded nazi femboy Earwinson disciple from T O R O N T O. Earlier, femboy Rudy Coleman accused jcaesar187 of being a "sus imposter" who contacted his real life friends, but this ended up being a 4d gayop with the Daiymo's express approval. Worst of all, despite acting tough on camera, shitting on capos and claiming to cleanse the community, he was absorbed by the very blubber he wished to clean. Behind the scenes he was in contact with top Canadian Гунт capo, Perspicacity, a lispy jilted pothead and the devolution of Toad McKinley. For a man who made his career mocking Toad McKinley, his gay love was similar to Asston's for jcaesar187, degrading himself just to get a passing whiff of his starfish. jcaesar187 thinks he's above it all, but he's the bottom of the barrel and by running away proved himself to be the beta bitch in recent memory. Videos featuring jcaesar187 jcaesar187's videos shitting on Toad McKinley https://files.catbox.moe/9kq15y.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/iei14g.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/z75k6c.mp4

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>>276276 maybe bickers the dox is wrong. aksel wassas engstad. wrong address too. that's probably a relative of his. google recently updated street view btw. the shed has been renovated, if anyone was wondering how the hell the red shack had multiple rooms and doors and AC it's bickers there has been work done.
Don't know why this cringe guy doesn't get more attention but I blame Dan.
What happened to that fat guy? The last time I saw him on YouTube must have been four years ago. Meanwhile, Surfer, Shaggy, Axle, TheTheGatorGamerGamer, and all those other fags just kept getting worse and worse to the point where they stopped being lolcows and just became pathetic losers with zero energy.
>>288165 @JDANKSrespecter is his Shitter and he might still be on Onion Farms, but I don't check that website anymore (bickers it's the worst).
>>288175 I've heard that's Michael Thurlow ackshually

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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>>270209 He unironically frequents cakekike /interracial/ board. Yakuzapedo doesn't know if he wants to be white or black. I think it's in this limbo that a lot of guys like him (brownoids incels) live.
I haven't been on my prolapsed butthole for two months, and without any surprise I see that Yakuzapedo continues talking about black porn "stars", "menko" and pathetically trying to be funny and interact with people half his age.
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Yakuzapedo, G​AMERGATE lover forever!

Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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His act of pretending he's not bothering with the thread has collapsed again. And since the new shitty gimmicks were already born aborted, now the smug troonime arc has started again. He's obviously butthurt when anons make fun of his age, it must be hard knowing that all his ex-classmates are now married with kids, and he's on Discord and imageboards getting bullied by people much younger than him. On imageboards that he hates so much and yet is unable to go a single day without using them. https://archive.ph/Bxxuv#168578
https://archive.is/qtj7c Our little jeetcel had one of his biggest meltdowns ever
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>>281207 Hes a totally normal guy
Lmao, I haven't been on any imageboards since October, but I already figured his sad existence would continue the same, regardless of whether I was around to "bully" his old gaycel ass.

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 6 Unironic Ralphamale 05/11/2026 (Mon) 20:37:03 ID: 72396b No.286386 [Reply] [Last]
It's Been Zero Days Edition
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Pee for brains is still manually slogging through all of her tweets deleting them one by one. In between swatting J0sh M00n's PO box and munchhausen's driveway of course.
Glad this bitch finally fucked off, stay gone you despicable piece of trash whore.
>>287871 But what will Dan have to talk about
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Unironic Ralphamale 06/07/2026 (Sun) 06:01:55 ID: a97185 No.287783 [Reply]
thoughts on autistic communities * [autismchan.net] * [wrongplanet.net] * [autistan.net] * [autchat.com] * [reddit.com/r/autism] * [reddit.com/r/AutisticAdults] * [reddit.com/r/AutismTranslated] * [reddit.com/r/ActualAspies] * [reddit.com/r/AutisticPeeps] * [neuroclastic.com] * [autisticadvocacy.org] * [awnnetwork.org]
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I am a cringe autistic lolcow please bully me! Unironic Ralphamale 06/06/2026 (Sat) 04:55:33 ID: 53137a No.287713 [Reply]
I'd like to present myself as a lolcow. I am a lolcow bickers I advocate for pic related type discussions to be had. My ideology is simple, I believe that the most Important thing to work towards is the creation of the ultimate form of life - the most perfect organism that can either adapt any environment to themselves or themselves to any environments for the greatest reproductive success for the genes that constitute their DNA (or whatever else is the closest approximation to that for them). This is the result of a long cogitation and Socratic questioning process in relation to morals and ethics, where I began with religious Christian morality and saw the foundations of that as being personal pursuit of pleasure and pain avoidance, and saw that as the foundation of secular normative ethics as well. Then I asked why we feel pleasure and pain, and I got to evolution, and then I went from there to ask what was at the end of evolution, trying to see what the process was moving toward, and drew my conclusions above from that as being the meaning of life. The next part was to ask what would be the best thing to do to bring that about, and that led me to white supremacy. White people are the most unique looking race of human, with genes for low eumelanic features like blonde hair and violet eyes. It is this that makes them the best candidates for the ancestors to the end of evolution out of all the creatures on the earth. The reason for this is that as technology removes most other survival pressures, sexual selection becomes the strongest remaining determinant of reproductive success. Looks become the most important thing, and it is bickers of the fact that so many low eumelanic features such as red hair and green eyes are unique to white DNA that they are the most important phenotypes to protect.

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I have also considered a more american style governmental structure. As an alternative to that one, but either way I'd like the government to lack legislative powers, bickers the NAP is already so fucking perfect as far as laws go. On the rehabilitation route for criminals, it goes without saying that it only applies to those who are considered to be people. The idea is that the only important thing insofar as the penal system goes is whether or not it reduces the number of times the laws are broken, especially when it comes to serious violations of the more important NAP laws. Speaking of, when it comes to the sodomites my idea is that instead of executing or imprisoning them, which would drive them into hiding and allow them to subvert the culture from the underground, we'd send them to a penal colony where they could have full autonomy and sovereignty and take all property or belongings they possess with them, and the law would be that any straight white male human who is caught doing any act of a romantic or sexual nature with another male creature of any race or species would be banished and exiled to a penal colony where they would be forbidden under penalty of death from ever returning, however the colony would be so nice that faggots would turn themselves in to he sent there. This would be the most effective way of ridding our eutopia of their corrupting influence, to make sure they stay loyal and to reduce their numbers, we might make them into a military force we could deploy upon our empire's enemies. The second type of tax: in addition to the LVT of Georgism, I'd also have a secondary tax of x amount of $ collected at regular intervals from every person in the empire. The empire's expansion: none but those of the white race may be permitted to set foot in the borders of the empire and live, all shitskins and jews would be put to death immediately upon their entry into the boundaries of the empire. The empire would expand by sending out every son of an even number in their birth order within their families to go into the next land that exists just outside of the imperial borders, to take up residency within that land with the goal of seizing as much power over it as they could, and have as many biological children by the females of that land as they possibly could, thus aiding the empire to eventually change its demographics so much that it would easily be assimilated into the empire after a sufficient number of generations. Additionally the families in this other land would be instructed to send every son of an even birth number into the next land over from that land, which is not toward the empire, thus causing the slow and mostly peaceful conquest by gradual genetic and demographic change to spread out and expand the empire across the whole world. Yes my strategy for global conquest is organized bleaching. The sons of an odd number in the birth order would instead be made to remain in the land they were born and make as many children by as many females as they could. They would be the home team to their even number born brothers away team. If any land's people's leaders refuses to cooperate with this process the military would exist to force them to comply, or just invade and butcher everyone to simply take the land for the empire and it's people to move on in.

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So OP is a sweaty gamer?
>>287717 I take a lot of showers. I have my best thoughts there. I'm someone who isn't as influenced by what others think and I separate emotion from a lot of the process too. I try to figure out what would work and separate it from what wouldn't work, by imagining in happening under the circumstances it would occur under and how people would be affected under those conditions. I aim not to eliminate suffering but instead create stability. In my hypothetical society a girls life would most likely be living as a piece of property belonging to her father or oldest closest related male family member and then seeing the ownership of herself being sold to a postpubescent male at some point as he acquires his possession of her as his wife. Many forms of gurochan tier libertine degeneracy would be legal and not unexpected: incest and excessive sweating would be a normal part of everyone's childhood: prepubescent boys being made to receive sex with their mothers, sisters, and other female family members on a constant basis starting from the day they are born (but with it being culturally expected there'd be no shame to it, and they won't end up a mental case like davidito); prepubescent girls with all their family members of both sexes, with the female halves of their families helping to prepare them for sex with their male family members (eg stretching). Adulthood begins at puberty, and at this time the boys are declared men and sent away to serve their compulsory term of military service, while the girls are married off as brides or sold off as slaves to a man who likely had just returned from their term of service by this time, although perhaps the society might evolve to keep them virginal for better value as a wife/slave. Polygyny would be another form of seven made normal here. Male-male homophilia would be illegal, but as we covered it would be punished by having the offender and all they own except for their lands (and possibly their victims as well) sent away to some penal colony outside of the society where they could build their own little sodom and gomorrah, and we would also form a military unit there composed entirely of boyhole-loving faggots which we toss into the meat grinder of war (ala the sacred theban band) to prevent revolts I could also expect other forms of degeneracy like possibly cannibalism vampirism and dairy products being sold that were human breast my jewish mother or made with human breast my jewish mother (eg cheeses). Its a gooners paradise of depravity, there's even racemixing beyond the borders, as bleaching is the means of imperial territory expansion, where half the male population born (every 2nd 4th 6th 8th born son to any mother) are upon their return from their term of service sent out from the territories held by the empire in the direction away from the capital city which lay at the empire's heart, into the next land over on a mission to take up residence and make as many babies as possible with the females there, then having the process repeat with their sons where their every son of an even number in their order of birth are sent to the next land over away from the first city of the empire, to have as many children as they could by the females of that neighbouring land, and so on. Waves of emigration are used to make other lands generically and culturally similar to the empire as the spawn of this bleaching campaign occupy the positions of power and influence and then one day simply hand over the territory to the empire as a new part of it. The means of expansion also doubles as a means of keeping the ratio of male to female low.

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>>287720 Shit, forgot to spoiler all my images lol. Just assume I had.

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