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Wizchan: Homosexual Takeover Anonymous 03/23/2020 (Mon) 23:17:17 ID: 12b594 No.41296 [Reply] [Last]
It's Not OK to be Gay We've all seen what happens when homosexuality is tolerated on chans. It starts with increasingly gay porn, then "ironic" jokes about "boypussies", then before you know it you have openly gay e-sex happening between users all over the website. It's a truly poetic microcosm of what happens when civilizations have historically tolerated faggotry. Faggots are a problem. There is a reason that the wise men of every culture across the globe throughout history have warned us about them in their holy texts and ancient records. But, like so much else in the ZOGscape we find ourselves in, this wisdom has been forgotten. And Wizchan, the chan where NEETs try to rise above their carnal desires, has succumbed to a homosexual takeover. The poor wizards are on the verge of open revolt, but they are too demoralized and suicidal to reach the threshold. Turns out the mods are actual homosexuals who have a "discord" messageboard that they hang out on. A huge /meta/ thread about banning homosexuality got deleted without explanation and the OP got banned. They and the other homoposters sexually harass the wizards constantly e.g. post boipussy :3 oh wizzie! i'm boi-ovulating! please stick your wand in my tight little boi-hole etc. ad infinitum Theyy also share faggot porn all day long on the hidden /b/ board. They've banned multiple people for asking why homosexuals aren't getting banned from the Chan where you're not supposed to talk about sex. Only the discussion of homosex is permitted. It's especially concerning to the wizards bickers of the logical and continual crossover between Wizchan and 4cuck/r9k/ which has acquired a humongous infestation of homosexuals known collectively as "/r9gay/". These are the literal "discord trannies" that we have been hearing about for a couple years now. The concern is that the mods of Wizchan have been "converted" into transexuals, and are allowing the pious NEET wizards to be trannified as well. >Why should I care? Wizchan should be a sacred monastery. A bastion against the endless prattle of normalG​AMERGATEs about sex and fucking. A place where people can rise above the constant worship of f*males that the ZOG bombards us with. In theory, wizards are admirable and worthy of fierce and righteous protection. >Where are the lulz? The mods are complete faggots and they are very butthurt about the anti-homo posting already. There are a large number of homosexuals on Wizchan.org/b/... This is where the mods post all day long. At least one of them is known to spazz out and smear his own fecal matter on his face when "/pol/tards" and "christfags" point out how annoying faggots are. >How can I get lulz right now? Just post on /b/ and /meta/. The faggots will respond. The goal is to get one of the faggot mods to respond -- immediately accuse them of being homosexuals and kick back and laugh. Don't post 4cuck memes or you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are a non-virgin, you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are anything but a wizard NEET, or you'll get b&. Also you can't post from Tor, another reason why Wizchan needs some serious attention, so if that is a problem then be warned.
GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC
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>>285741 >if you make fun of a lolcow, the lolcow wins Some sexless altright retard is really in here defending his internet hero.
What does posting a silly dance video prove exactly? Why are you so butthurt? You post nothing but trash
>>286000 Ignorant obese histrionic manchild failure
>>285722 If you can't breed white women or any women of any race then you're invited to join my wiz server for male outcasts, neet, hikki, otaku, virgins, etc. Men with little social life to none. A community of like minded relatable people, where you can discuss your life and interests without discomfort. The ultimate place for true wiz to discuss anything without regard to the group think these are the raw lives of the based males in society Ignore the haters and take it easy with the wizcels https://disboard.org/server/1392470206001057923
>>286089 Diddler Naught wanting to unmask /cow/ posters

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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you're invited to join my wiz server for male outcasts, neet, hikkis, otaku, virgins, etc. Men with little social life to none. A community of like minded relatable people, where you can discuss your life and interests without discomfort. The ultimate place for true wiz to discuss anything without regard to the group think these are the raw lives of the based males in society https://disboard.org/server/1392470206001057923
>>285541 this is Naught running a gayop
>calls other subhumans but is an obese myopic sedentary bpd retard >wants to save the white race but can barely get off his chair LOL LMFAO EVEN Good one stevie
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>>285541 wow, this thing actually works, now I don't have a downcord account, thanks bud 👍 I think I haven't talked on any kind of server, just PMs, for like a few years, so I've logged in, spent a fun 5 minutes on that server. But then it sucked. well bickers there you are surrounded by terminally online, inexpressive, dimwitted brats, who think e-fame is the shit in 2026 when literally every G​AMERGATE baby is online and is competing for a efame spot while sending nudes to their fappy neighbors. If anything, it makes you feel like an unc, and what is worse feeling like an unc? In reality, being called an unc, usually means something, at least you did something, and if you feel being an unc online you did wrong, it's just fucking DUMB. so anyway, no discord0 for me, bounjour, thanks, bye!
>>285541 this server owner is way too based he is a legend, an absolute ubermensch the one nietzche wrote about, he buckbreaks everyone he comes into contact with the post above me is proof of that. Holy WizGod many blessings to you. Based wizcel. Keep on winning, son. You're the best.

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Unironic Ralphamale 03/06/2023 (Mon) 12:45:10 ID: ccabb5 No.195015 [Reply]
Roxos arguing with 7 different grossly offensive right now
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>>195814 The breakup with his boy Mikey broke Roxo's funnybone I see.
Grossly Offensive is also Rizzard of Oz
>>286017 nobody gives a shit axle kill yourself
>>195319 wow discord, how interesting its like in real life except its not

>>81091 i'd ship them too
>>81091 >>98379 They could be memed to become a couple of course in fact, she would talk and be friendly with Chris without any doubt
>>62058 the last time i saw her online was back then, she was looking even fattier and hanging out with some lesbians
What went wrong?
>>261707 this has all been a natural process

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chen2 Anonymous 10/24/2019 (Thu) 02:19:42 ID: c56dba No.14378 [Reply]
chen2 is a live posting image board made up of users who think magic is real and have an obsession with transexual escorts. They spend all day chatting to each other like a chat room and ban any one they disagree with.
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nuzach
Ga‎hoole
>>19539 >miya >she Miya was a group account mainly run by an Indian sweaty gamer named Rohit Krishna Okhandiar and an American tranny whose best dox is Nicholas M. Here's a markchan thread with a ton of info on them and the milady network that Rohit now runs as charlottefang77. https://8chan.st/pol/res/27389.html https://archive.ph/rQ1LM
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>>283867 Jesus Christ Sean, bumping every thread short enough to not be bump locked just to hide your thread again? Pretty gay

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Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 ID: ea2451 No.16071 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
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>>211604 Is that picture for ants Sauron or Melkor?
any new developments?
>>170667 Last time I checked, the real "winners" just happen to be same guys who knew how to draw: >Andrew Dickman It seems he accomplished the wetdream of any terminal online manchild: HIRED by the cartoon industry and left his socials >ChadRocco Rocco got a bad case of autogynephilia and now larps as a big busted DiC princess peach: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SPcGwqloXTg And yet opting to have another alternative persona (TubbyToon) drawing fat art from shitty cartoons, in which he's got this obsession with Gwen from Ben 10. But at least he can flex his fame to Andrew Dobson: >Goes full aurtistic drawing little girls as 600lbs contenders >Shits on the GOP while praising shitty liberal shows <Backed by his manchildren audience from both Channel Autism and bbw-chan <Despite not improving since the early 2010's https://twitter.com/tubbitoons https://www.deviantart.com/tubbytoon
>>211850 Melkor, the shield is what gives it away.
well?

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 4 Daniel Lopez 12/21/2025 (Sun) 02:48:52 ID: e29a91 No.280488 [Reply] [Last]
Unwashed edition
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>>284023 >can't make friends irl She used to have friends, there are plenty of pictures of Pisslame hanging out with friends and at party's boozing it up underage. One of her friends even joined KF to tell a story about Pisslame being a stupid fake rich girl attention whore who tried to sleep with him in exchange for an invitation to some bougie event. She was quite the social butterfly (read: whore). She deliberately decided to throw her real life in the bin and become a terminally online NEET. A strange choice but definitely a deliberate one on her part. >muh mental illness tumblr special snowflake diagnosises Is it 2012 or what? The only one I believe is autism. >family hasn't spoken to me in 3+ years doubt, she is trying to copy J0sh M00n here (obsessed) and hoping people will not contact her mother's very publicly available e-mail address or phone number to tell her what her daughter is up to online. >forgot my own birthday cope cause nobody got you anything cause nobody likes you >throw up before meeting people I thought you were a girlboss? Did you forget already you were pretending to have a job in an office? Clearly you are antisocial and never leave your house. >skill I have is programming

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>>284035 She's fucking stupid and when she's not stupid, she's lying. I think a demon would have a hard time being as dishonest as her. >forgot my own birthday This is gaslighting from her btw, since her birthday is this month. Like half her statements are attempts at gaslighting or deflecting.
Lmfao no way, her birthday is on April 29th the same day Szabo's sentencing is scheduled. The universe could do the funniest thing... Turning 24, looking 44. Sucks to be british.
New thread due to bump lock https://alogs.space/cow/res/284044.html
>>282126 >Makes Travis seem sane OK, didn't know Daniel was a (((philosemite))), but more power to him! As if the sektur wasn't any more fucked than it is

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Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Guntichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Barry 08/23/2025 (Sat) 21:14:42 ID: 77e6ae No.272811 [Reply] [Last]
Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Гунтichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Daniel Lopez is a homeless ginger-hispanic mutt mystery meat "white" man of dubious legal and immigration status, with an expressed hatred for G​AMERGATEs. He's a former (?) E-laine Miller (TheGatorGamer) simp. <"[E-laine] is already perfect" -Daniel Lopez Despite being homeless for at least the last couple years, after apparently being banned from his mother's house, he somehow has narcissist (narc) tendencies. Former "moderator" of the Onion Farms forums appointed by the Alzheimer's autistic schizophrenic Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, he's been widely hated on both foxdick farms and its splinter forums. Banned by Null from KF on his I Frot The Law account and currently ban-evading there on his "Cancer ♥" sock. <"this dead gay website that maybe 5 people tops use." -Anonymous user's (totally not Danny Lopez's) thoughts on alogs.space Various accusations have been made against Daniel, including Onion Farms users like Nektar Geist and "Crimson Fucker" accusing him of being a sweaty gamer. Personally I believe I've witnessed him making posts about his illegal drug usage. <"I believe in TheGatorGamer. <More than any woman. <May she finds success [sic]" <-Daniel Lopez's thoughts, aspirations and admirations for TheGatorGamer

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That just made my tight little teen neopussy go ice cold :(
>>286008 I don't know how any of those could be Naught when the dirty retard mexican posted Naught's info and said so in the OF thread on KF.
>>286352 >>285735 That watermark will NOT do. That low res will NOT do.

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josh is baste Anonymous 05/03/2020 (Sun) 04:58:43 ID: 6ef395 No.46952 [Reply]
very based jew
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At the end of last MATI stream, someone named Jewcifero (who donates in chat all the time) said he supports Israel bickers it makes trannies mad, and Jewsh responded something like "that's the way to do it". You may notice Jewsh doesn't go too hard on Israel. He seems buck broken like Kanye and Nick Cannon. His X account was banned for offending the Zionists on D-Day and if he pisses off the Israeli Kiwis then he risks losing shekels. Elon was supposed to liberate us from the evil clutches of censorship but nothing has changed.
>>253193 Has he said anything about Bennie coming to the US?
>>253992 In the recent stream about Mr Beast's tranny friend he said that he supports Israel and feminism. He doesn't have enough time to talk about both trannies and Bibi's war crimes, and he's definitely not being bias about the topics he chooses to discuss on stream.
no he isnt check the other jewsh thread for resources
truth nvke

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 3 Daniel Lopez 11/06/2025 (Thu) 00:59:31 ID: fdd905 No.277955 [Reply] [Last]
There once was a lass from the mist, Who craved a warm, salty twist. She'd kneel with a grin, Let the golden stream in, And declare, "Nothing beats drinking piss!"
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>female Chris chan-like character I'm afraid it's not looking good that this is what the other Twitter users think of our queen, fellow E-laine sisters... >>280510 Completely ignore this lifeless faggot.
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E-laine, that's an allegory. Not necessarily to be taken literally... Never mind. You do you. 145.5 IQ or whatever. (Probably more like 75, to be real with you...)
Pretty clear at this point that most of the "posters" here really are just Dan talking to himself
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THE FIRST BOOK CONDENSING THE PISSWITCHES STORY HAS BEEN PUBLISHED. >Merry Christmas /xow/ and PissWitch Fans!! Finally someone has put together a cohesive novel style narrative of her whole internet story so far. If ever you run into anyone who actually WANTS to read up on (Her) then this is the fastest method for them to do so with all of the gayop stumbling blocks omitted for the brevity of maintaining the true story... Sauce: https://x.com/42ElijahCranes/status/2003706283413708829
>>280639 horselame detected

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