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NULL (possibly(hopefully)) OUTED AS TRANS Toad 08/18/2021 (Wed) 01:13:50 ID: ab0c6b No.115132 [Reply] [Last]
NULL POSTING AS TRANS ON /LGBT/ i dont care if its real or not really i just find it insanely funny https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/21737762/#21743825
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Wait a sec, he says he's 34 now, 2011 is 15 years ago. So he was 19 actually. Anyway Dan, I seriously advise you to slit your throat for real.
>>289033 <However it is p3dophilia for naught to be 40+ and molest 10 year olds. Somehow you're really trying to sweep for this. This isn't the Naught thread, you disingenuous quee. Go talk about Naught in the Naught thread. He claims to be the same age as J0sh though. I'll give you a defensive argument you might be able to use for J0sh, since you're a dumbass, who by yourself all you've done is be disingenuous and try to obfuscate (probably bickers you're also a closeted faggot just like your gay crush): I guess you could argue that he wasn't jacking off to shota PORN, maybe he was just a fan of the non-lewd version. :optimistic:
>>289041 Lies. J0sh jerks his broken dick to animal crush videos.
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<let me pay $2000 a month for a 1Gbps clean traffic line. OK, then pay it yourself. It's your website after all. Get a job, McDonald's is hiring.

Daniel Lopez / Chemo / Cancer ♥ Season 2 Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 00:15:16 ID: 05074f No.286403 [Reply] [Last]
This board's resident loony.
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>>288993 Peelame post. >>288994 Lol come on nobody is going to remember her a month after she's in jail. Probably not even her family once they don't have to feed their Attic tard. >>289010 Probably dyno post. >>289028 At least you tried award. >>289045 Manson never killed anyone and there's a lot to suggest it was Tex his second in command who was running the show.
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>>289049 Homeless or not, he's shitting up /cow/, and that makes him about as available as lolcows can be to trolls. I would like to see more of the shirts he wears while panhandling; I'm sure he collects tons of donations when he wears the outfit in >>287136. Maybe people in Iowa or wherever the fuck pay to take their picture with Pennywise the Lolcow.
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>>289077 >>>289010 >Probably dyno post. Negative
>>289082 time 2 sweep 4 peelame jews

FBIchan general (8chan/8kun/Odin) Anonymous 10/19/2019 (Sat) 22:26:59 ID: 5aa03a No.13388 [Reply] [Last]
Share your favorite snaps.
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443
I haven't heard anything about TheTheGatorGamerGamer or Ron Watkins since Ron lost a primary election in Arizona, and it weirds me out to this day that I've been in prolonged contact with a (failed) politician I've seen on TV. J­i­m used to have his own 8chan/8kun board, /j­i­m/, which was one of the most horrifying boards I've ever seen, Someone had made a "WHERE'S THE VIDEO, J­I­M" thread, jokingly conflating him with Internet Aristocrat/Mister munchhausen/whatever the fuck he calls himself today, and J­i­m Watkins replied with the sweatiest, fattest, oldest, nudest yoga video I've ever seen in my life. It probably should have been in the OP. Ron, despite his misguided and bizarre run for public office, didn't really seem like lolcow material to me. Not very responsive and not very interesting when talking person-to-person, though the fact that I was the guy who ran an infamous trolling board on his website probably colored those conversations. I still own #8kun on Rizon and it's been dead for the entire seven years I've owned it.
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>>288874 Guess I missed some of the wordbutters there. Rookie mistake.
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>>288875 How do you feel about the prospect that TheTheGatorGamerGamer Watkins was allied with Gen. Michael Flynn on some retarded psyop, Q-Anon, that won Trump the election? pic unrel
>>288891 It would be pretty bizarre if the first Trump administration was directly involved in keeping the first 8chan afloat.

Brandon robert kelley Toad 11/09/2021 (Tue) 21:30:39 ID: 48d6df No.124417 [Reply] [Last]
Brandon robert kelley is a deranged pedophile who destroys imageboards by endlessly spamming cp.
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>>127594 hi brandon
bump
what's the home of brandonposting in 2026? does such a place still exist?
>>284193 is he even still alive
>>288905 idk fam i miss the good times though

Toad 07/08/2021 (Thu) 22:25:43 ID: a54f57 No.108934 [Reply] [Last]
I'd like you to meet Sean Walker a furry fag who waged a war against wignats with the help of Joachim Hoch, underwater Alex Jones and others, (after being scorned) yet he considers /cow/ to be minor league compared to the mighty foxdick farms. Maybe it's due to his chris chan obsession, video related when he first met cwc. https://youtu.be/gl0CTbcx_3o This lad has made himself a voice of foxdick farms, cause what could go wrong with that? >he should've asked his hero Toad McKinley https://9chan.tw/cow2/thread/1390 /https://archive.fo/EkMv0 Hes made videos on mad Thad , randy stair and aims to do a documentary on Tommy Tooter that is when he's done with his Syria documentary. in his time at weeb wars he made some enemies who tried to dox one of his accounts on foxdick farms https://disqus.com/by/logaG​AMERGATE / https://archive.fo/TOw0Z dox courtesy of Lillie-jean facebook: archive: ( https://archive.fo/9cbFQ / https://m.facebook.com/people/Sean-Walker/100010584785033 youtube: archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5Ro-I1ANPDJE7L97TUuIA / https://archive.fo/Mxkwn (twitter doesn't exist anymore, name links it together.)(archive) (https://twitter.com/wct_wildcat?lang=en/ / https://archive.fo/epuJj )

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Sean's buddy seems to be implying that Sean was involved with the attempted swatting of Jösh by Peelame. Why else would he need to put out this public "disavowal" right afterwards? This is ofc all for appearances, as Kampungboy later posts an AI image of "Maria" with a black man after Peelame claims to have sent a "grinder G​AMERGATE" to break into what they believe to be Jösh's house. These people really are comitting crimes against innocent people bickers they are so butthurt about Jösh and KF. They don't even have evidence that Maria is Lidl Drip or married to Jösh but they still want her to be raped and have her house broken into. Btw now public disavowal of swatting or Peelame from these people either. Instead Kampungboy posted a picture of a man with a big pipe in celebration.
>>288920 Oh wow, what a fascinating little rabbit hole you've stumbled into, anon! Let me just grab my magnifying glass and detective hat bickers this is definitely the most important thing happening in the world right now. I mean, who cares about actual crimes, wars, or people dying when we can just sit here and analyze the vibes of some random internet drama? Chef's kiss to the absolute peak of online discourse. First of all, let's talk about this mysterious "public disavowal" you're so obsessed with. You know what they say-if you have to publicly disavow something, you probably did it, right? Or maybe it's just the internet equivalent of a child saying "I shit his pants and didn&apos;t do it!" while holding the broken vase behind their back. Either way, the sheer drama of it all is just unreal. I can already see the YouTube comment sections exploding with 10-hour deep dives into the true meaning of a single emoji in a deleted tweet. And then there's the hilarious part where Kampungboy posts an AI-generated image of "Maria" with a black man after Peelame claims to have sent a "grinder GAMERGATE" to Jösh's house. Oh my god, the irony! The audacity! The fact that they’re so desperate to frame someone that they’ll just invent evidence out of thin air is peak internet behavior. It’s like watching a toddler try to build a sandcastle while simultaneously kicking it over bickers they’re mad at the tide. But let’s not forget the real crime here-the actual swatting attempts. Oh wait, no, we’re not talking about real crimes bickers that would require evidence and accountability, and we all know that’s not how the internet works. Instead, we get to sit here and speculate about who might have done what based on vibes and aesthetic posts. It’s almost like a real detective story, except the only thing being solved is how many hours of our lives we’re willing to waste on this nonsense. And the best part? The fact that no one has any actual evidence that Maria is Lidl Drip or married to Jösh, but they’re still calling for her to be raped and have her house broken into. Wow. Just wow. The courage it takes to be this boldly wrong is truly inspiring. It’s like watching a flat-Earther argue with a globe-except instead of facts, we get feelings and aesthetic posts. So yeah, anon, you’ve really outdone yourself here. This is definitely the most important thing happening in the world right now. I mean, why would anyone care about real issues when we can just sit here and dissect the drama of a bunch of internet randos? It’s almost like a real mystery novel, except the only mystery is why anyone cares. Anyway, I’m gonna go ahead and block you now bickers I cannot handle this level of unironic internet drama. Enjoy your fascinating little rabbit hole, anon. I’m sure it’s just what the world needs right now.
Sean posting AI generated snca bickers he can't write a post longer than 1-2 sentences cause he is a brainlet. You seem rattled, Sean. Peelame will rat you out to the feds for being involved with this btw. Your mom is going to be so disappointed.
>>288920 Typical kiwi levels of investigation work. I asserted therefore it must be true.
>>288966 <Sean Sean Sean Meds, convicted felon

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Anonymous 04/24/2020 (Fri) 04:18:54 No.45542 [Reply]
Can robi senpai notice me? I love you robi, thanks for the great chans.
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>>280593 Hehe okay
This tard yeah, wonder why this thread is suppressed. Bump
We need to talk about how Fagmin turns the server off at convenient times. He won't like this, but it's going to be mentioned anyway.
Fagmin probably going to nuke this whole board soon upon the advice of JEWS, by the looks of things. Prove me wrong.
Bump this thread too I guess since he's a faggot

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Toad 12/30/2020 (Wed) 21:41:54 ID: 807eed No.94620 [Reply]
Andrew Anglin -short -bald -sex-tourist -"low sexual market value" so he hates women and became a sex tourist like other bald, short, ugly people like Matt Forney and 'Black Pigeon Speaks' that run away to poor, 3rd world countries thinking they can get sex easier. But they're still ugly losers in those countries too, so they end up with 2/10, fat, ugly asian women, get dumped quickly, or they default back to buying prostitutes. -conspiracy-addled grifter -ruined his reputation forever to get infamy bc he's an attention-whore. Willing to become one of the all-time evil media scapegoats that gets equated to Hitler bc he's a loser that can't do anything otherwise, and can gain nothing through normal methods. Whatever you think of Hitler, he is recognized as the most evil man in history simply bc he lost a great recent war and his enemies write the history books. But Anglin is not this caliber of person. He's just an attention-whore, shock-jock that uses Hitler edginess to get clicks and attention to his own name. Anglin would never fight in battle, would never die for his country, would never earn an Iron Cross, would never be blinded from getting gassed in the trenches, or die in his bunker as the enemy closes in on him. Anglin is just an attention-whore at heart, who thinks he's entitled to Hitler-levels of infamy for doing absolutely nothing. But in typical narcissistic fashion, Anglin would think that he has suffered immensely like Hitler or Jesus Christ bc the media contacted his family or wrote a hit-piece on him (that he begged for by being an attention-whore). Lol. Fucking rich. -got sued by Jewish lawyers to ruin him and raised 150K by gofundme to defend himself. The only problem? He never showed up to court, so the 150K was basically stolen or grifted. Maybe he just split it with his lawyer (Mark Randazza is one of them). Maybe the lawyers pocketed all 150K over several years. Don't get me wrong. The Jewish groups suing him was messed up and their stated purpose was to bankrupt and ruin white nationalist opposition through lawfare. So long as he wasn't breaking the law (inciting violence), his speech was covered by the 1st amendment. Mocking Heather Heyer's death was covered as well. -changed his logo and banner overnight after Hillary Clinton called out the "alt right" by name, trying to insert himself and grift off the momentum of the alt right and possibly smear it with his neonazi optics and fed tactics. -Anglin loves ironybros bc they suck him off (Beardson's entire shtick is trashing the alt right he used to be a part of: He attacks everyone (Mike Enoch, Richard Spencer, TRS, JF). Yet, he refuses to attack Anglin with his only defence being "he's funny." Well, that's subjective buddy and it is a lame, poor defense when Angln and Weev have done far worse that TRS ever did. -Anglin goes after TRS's fed connections (Heimbach in past, Cantwell in past, Jayoh De Leray) when Weev is just as bad if not worse. -Anglin has big cognitive dissonance (he simultaneously talks about white demographics and saving the white race and kicking out nonwhites while he is living in nonwhite countries himself and buying brown, nonwhite hookers). This makes him a hypocrite and like he's just an opportunisitic, cynical grifter who doesn't really believe what he says. Anglin also can't admit race-mixing is good while he himself race-mixes regularly. I guess that is a bridge too far for him or would trigger another "grift-moment" where the rest of his audience would turn on him that he is currently grifting. -Weev (Jew, probable Fed) secretly runs the site behind the scenes. Weev incites violence often on streams, making him glow in-the-dark. Beardson once invited him on stream and Weev did his thing inciting violence talking about killing X and overthrowing the government. So Beardson never uploaded that show onto his gumroad subscription service like the coward he is. Yet, he still defends Anglin and Weev as based and redpilled buddies. -Weev was likely to have become a federal informant when he went to jail for hacking a corporation's website. He went from occupy-wallstreet ideology to neonazi ideology even getting swastika tattoos. He's mentally ill so he was probably flipped in prison and got on the fed payroll.

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Also Anglin lives in Columbus Ohio, he just pretends to live in the Congo or wherever
>They're willing to be neonazi boogeyman used to scare normies and boomers so long as they can say, "I'm famous" and "I'm in the news." They would ascribe to the adage: "There's no such thing as bad press. to back that one particular point up Anglin once appeared on Israeli TV for an interview
That bowl patrol guy Vic Mackey once said that what made the Stormer so great was that it was a "borderline fedposty gas-n-lampshade every last kike on the planet type of thing". I'd be inclined to agree. What made it so successful was that it was always so extreme, to the point where even people who didn't agree with Anglin's views would read it simply for the shock value. Now you go and its nonstop rambling about "election fraud" and slobbering on Fuentes' balls. He even got rid of the "race war" section where he tracked GAMERGATE murders. It's literally the equivalent of reading Breitbart or something like that except mentions of jews are sprinkled in every once in awhile. >>94705 Regarding his friendship with jcaesar187, its a symbiotic relationship. Nobody wants to associate with him, not even most of the groyper crowd (at least not openly), and he's isolated himself from nearly everyone else in his sphere of politics; and jcaesar's desperate for anyone he can have on. I remember in the piece he wrote about the sex tape he seemed to see jcaesar as an outlet for his message of sorts, and bickers he's just a streamer he doesnt have to be held to any moral standard.
What happened to this little Ramon
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Once upon a time, right after Elon Musk finished buying twitter with borrowed money, he had unbanned this guy, so I reported one of his tweets for hatred against women and he was immediately permabanned again. As far as I can tell, he gave up Twitter and left it for good. So, wherever he is now, I do think he has unusually-high lolcow potential, which isn't something I usually say about (former) public figures. Sure, "WITH JEWS, YOU LOSE," but I barely even tried and he still lost hard. Saging anyway bickers trolling him would regardless be joining the JIDF and I don't want a personal army.

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MisatoDX4/Aeromatic/Nicholas Fedorov/Nicholas Foxworth/Lord Foxworth/Stimp general Anonymous 09/04/2019 (Wed) 01:26:25 ID: e2556e No.5327 [Reply]
He started posting again after 8ch went down lol. It didn't last long though since no popular artist in any 4chan/[s4s] clique wants to retweet him anymore (most likely because of pedo shit). So other than a couple low effort drawings that you can find on his twitter @MisatoDX4, most cocks are kept within his discord friend groups.
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>>40121 >admitting to being a foxdick
Being trans is the future Being hapa is a blessing Being transbian is redpilled and based
Que zukulento
The lodge kicked his ass out, lmao honestly don't doubt he's drunk off his ass playing around in traffic right now
Hey look I found Lidl Drip

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Styxhexenhammer666 Toad 01/31/2021 (Sun) 23:35:10 ID: 577c86 No.96575 [Reply] [Last]
Styx is cringy youtuber and a piece of shit. Read his foxdick farms page if you don't believe me. His ex-gf's enter his thread and start dropping dirt on him. And before you start damage controlling for your favorite skeletal friend-simulator and saying don't believe women bickers they lie, he admits it was all true in a couple videos. Here are some key bits: -He creeped on several underage youtubers. Wrote comments on their channels and cringey lines flirting with them. When told that one of them was underage, he replied "Perfection can wait." Got rejected by StelleToad McKinley. Makes vague YouTube videos crying about it. Write youtube comments about walking into the woods and alluding to not coming back with suicide-poetry to cope with the rejection. Was drinking himself to sleep with wine to cope, not eating much food, and crying. -He wears makeup and unironically thinks he looks good despite being butt-fucking ugly. -He is the definition of a poser and a try-hard. His entire identity is larping. -Gets confronted by "Revenge of the Cis" on Tonka's Kumite show about his creeping on underage youtubers and pedo accusations (Stella Christine/Stelle Toad McKinley and at least 1 other). Styx tries to get his braindead audience to flag down the show in real-time (strangely never gets flak even though Toad McKinley was bullied for years about flagging jcaesar187's stream down "Matt NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.") Eventually comes on the Kumite drunk and threatens to sue them and says, "Do you know how much money I make. You don't wanna mess with me!" Is seething and fuming and sounds like a disturbed mess. However, Styx says that the youtube comments were fake and doctored in photoshop. He lied about this to avoid the embarrassment and humiliation of being rejected by the girl and for being accused of pedophila since she was underage. The comments were real. Styx lied under pressure. But ROTC apologizes in the moment bickers it's awkward and sing him Happy Birthday. -StelleToad McKinley, an underage youtuber, broke his heart and publicly embarrassed him. Styx was writing gay poetry about how heartbroken he was and was planning on grooming the girl to be his woman. He lied about the whole thing and pretended it was all faked, photoshops by Antifa to cover his larpy, cringy, ass. -He has hard-drives of nudes of all the women he flirts with and tries to pressure them into masturbating on camera with him over webcam. -He convinced a young women to move into his parent's Vermont home NEET-cave bedroom. -He impregnated the women and cheated on her. -Styx pressured and threatened the women into having an abortion bickers he thought he was too young to have to accept responsibility for his actions (He was 30 at the time. Lol). -Styx threatened to secretly slip her an herbal drink made from his herb garden that would abort her baby if she didn't comply and go to Planned Parenthood to abort it, saying the drink would give her a heavier menstrual flow for the month as it killed the baby. -Styx drove his gf to her Planned Parenthood appointments but when she wanted to get something to eat from a restaurant across town, Styx refused and shit his pants and didn&apos;t do the basic accommodation for the gf he just made abort her own baby. bickers Styx has anxiety and he's not used to leaving his bedroom as a NEET so the whole world makes his autistic brain have a panic attack and unfamiliar locations hurt his autistic brain that craves routine and familiarity. -Styx starts cheating on his gf with a black women from the UK that he flies into Vermont and meet in hotel rooms. -Styx lies about it to his live-in gf, gaslights her, but she finds out anyway. She beats him up and he deserves it and more. -Styx uploads a couple videos on YouTube, moping and crying, trying to elicit audience sympathy and get counseling, complaining about his personal life. His audience eats it up, bc he's their friend-simulator that talks to them through the screen evey day and he seems like a nice guy when he talks to you every day in his 5 minute videos. Lol. Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gasey were also very nice guys and pillars of the community, until they found out they were rapists and serial killers with bodies of little boys underneath Gasey's house and Bundy's trail of dozens of murdered women. -As a narcissist, Styx cries about his personal problems to his audience, even though he was the one that caused the drama with his cheating on all his gf's. The skeletal narcissist cries out in pain as he strikes you. -Styx starts cheating with another Dutch youtuber named "Elizabeth's Philosophy" who is an ugly-average blonde woman with no eyebrows and looks like a Neanderthal. She sends his a boob pic so he has to fly to the Netherlands to get that ugly Dutch girl pussy.

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>Marshals will hunt Styx down Puh-leeze.
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>Checks on the wanted fugitive Styx >Still not arrested
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"Sure Jan."
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/cow/ mod gets doxed, whole board is kiked Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 23:19:36 ID: 9ba07f No.17532 [Reply] [Last]
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Jonathan Tyler Elliott aka JEWS #8chan/#8kun | 1841 CENTRAL PARK AVE APT 16M YONKERS, NY 10710-2921 cellphone 646-335-2756
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It's so cute seeing JEWS cover for a certain swatter Jewess. I could almost respect the tribalism, if not for, you know, the pedo-ism issue (also with the gentile blood "libel" issue, hidden in the background). Wonder if he ever was a fan of posting on J0sh's /phile/ board? Such old fag things and whatnot, back in the days when 8chan feds and tryhards were more concerned with loli posting, rather than starting and running a /cow/ board that would be funny and wouldn't suck... Since, "as you know", such a funny /cow/ "lolcow" board never came to fruition. >pic not rel
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>>288915 Not that I'm saying you're wrong, but I'm curious as to how he could be defending the CP spammers
>>19462 >The only threatening thing about half the people who post here is the idea of getting trapped into a prolonged conversation with one of them. Based >>288915 Please don't mention that tranny fucking mess again, it will come back to defend its honor. But that's enough about Daniel Lopez.
>>288934 Oopsie poopsies got my trip codes mixed up
>>288932 You mean bickers jan jan has to clean up CP spammers every day on the board? But I don't think he's currently the one jannying. Correct me if I'm wrong on that.

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