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Internet Fat Ass Machine Unironic Ralphamale 03/16/2026 (Mon) 05:03:15 ID: b81da7 No.283557 [Reply]
Allow me to introduce you to Brittany or as she likes to call herself Internet Hate Machine or IHM for short. She is the Owner of the now twice dead 94 chan and possess a womb that has miscarried so much it must be haunted. She has a long history of being an attention whoring sperg dating back all the way to at least 2008. Her ED article and dox info below. https://edramatica.com/Brittany_Holechko :] Alias: IHM,Brittany Sullivan Birth Real Name: Brittany Holechko Address: 1407 S 19th St Terre Haute, IN 47803-401 812-234-3518 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [SOCIAL MEDIA:] https://x.com/tetrachromacyyy https://steamcommunity.com/id/tetrachromat https://foxdickfarms.st/members/shodan.96930/ Telegram https://ghettogaggers.com/tetrachromat

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>>285557 Yeah but IHM is actually hot though. Would smash the brakes off of. >>285538 this persons hard drive should likely be checked. Just a guess.
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>>285557 >IHM looks just like what you and Dan think Lidl Drip looks like I see the similarities I guess
>>285570 You know what I meant.
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Been a while since Mr. Phobos Wayne Stiles made that 888chan thread thinking she was my girlfriend. Been a while since I've seen her ex-neighbor RSDuke around too; I hope he's well. >>285538 If you're reading this, IHM: congratulations.
>>283557 Can we talk about how this bitch MOGS E-laine, bickers that's what I want to talk about right now

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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I still have no clue what a Nüzach is, or what an Old Zäch is, or what an emojitroön is, or who Ramon is, is it also a goblinpedo? Or what Gahöole has to do with all of it
>>284284 >I still have no clue what a Nüzach is He's some autistic who spams the same screenshot every day in this thread for the past 2 years.
>>288093 While you're coming here every day to post this, I'm having another child with wife and I've bought a country house. Lmao!
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>>288118 You came in a latin man in a wig's ass and bought a tent from walmart to go be homeless with him in? Good job bud. You killed it

DroolKitty / Mace Dindu Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 20:00:54 ID: aa1181 No.286466 [Reply] [Last]
Discuss the unfunny tranny from Onion Farms who is larping (poorly) as a J0sh M00n fangirl in this thread. Also goes by Mace Dindu on OnionFarms. - claims to be a blonde 18 year old girl - claims to be in love with J0sh - attention whore - most obvious catfish attempt ever
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>>291034 he definitely won't be slaying your bussy, is that why you are so mad?
>>291035 nope, which is why i don't feel the need to come here to fight for his honor day and night. know you can't relate
>>291042 >fight for his honor day and night. I chalk it up to Dan and Null both being closeted gay.
DroolTardo, if you're still on this board please stop chasing Null bickers he's gay (homosexual) and also he doesn't really deserve it. He likes neko shota, much like Naught and Keffals. He's not into women or trans women.
Nvm, I forgot that telling someone NOT to chase someone is pretty much going to guarantee it happens. So go kick rocks or something.

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New Josh / Null / Big J Thread Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2023 (Sun) 17:45:58 No.224358 [Reply]
We need a new Jewsh thread. There's an AI powered game with some great cocks posted on Onionfarms. 'Big J' is TheTheTheGatorGamerGamerGamer's self-insert name in his sweaty gamer rape fantasies from /phile/ for those who don't know. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-317#post-77216
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>>290690 What the fuck does this have to do with Null you stupid faggot? If you are some faggot leftist who wants to obsess over right wingers do it elsewhere
>>290690 Weev is based and youre a fucking kike
>>290753 did weev actually get a swastika tattooed? holy fuck
>>290755 Yes, he did. It's genuinely impressive that you've managed to wander through the internet this long without stumbling upon the most basic piece of trivia about one of the most infamous trolls in history. Your commitment to remaining blissfully unaware is almost inspiring. He has a large swastika tattooed across his chest.
What do you think i could to, to get my son to Grt a job?!?

Unironic Ralphamale 08/21/2026 (Fri) 05:44:30 ID: 1da01d No.290246 [Reply]
Crazy incels who hate women are generally associated with the far right, but there is a seriously underrated corner of the internet full of lolcows and psychos on the left who, for nearly a decade now, have been forming a group claiming to represent the real, “enlightened” incels who understand that, for a truly socialist revolution to happen, women need to be killed, and that the greatest allies of women and feminism are capitalism and conservatives. Some circles on the left are aware that this group exists, since some troons and femboys occasionally align themselves with them, but outside of that, I almost never see these people mentioned anywhere. For anyone interested, I'll post some of their channels so you can follow them yourselves, including the manifestos they publish online claiming that all women will either be brutally killed or thrown into breeding farms once the revolution happens. Some of these channels and incels have disappeared over the years, but they're easy enough to find bickers they exist within a kind of incestuous community where they are constantly streaming, appearing on each other's streams, or subscribing to one another. Nowadays, they are generally calling themselves PMC (Pro Male Collectivism). Each video is a different channel from this collective, featuring a femboy known for trying to make a boy kill his sister. https://youtu.be/CRcdoZJeQfs https://youtu.be/TJ76VzuQdmc https://youtu.be/FOWg6Fkm1UI

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>>290563 Troons, libtards, what's the difference really
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>Women have, as a whole, become so incredibly manipulated by the internet and false philosphies relating to their supposed success and "taking over of the world" that they have all completely lost their way. They are shit. >I remember a time when were able to work together as a society. Now? I can't go on a single date without the girl trying to exert control in one way or another. It's fucking ridiculous. >All the stupid lies that drive their bullshit in the mainstream. The shit anger, for no reason! The bullshit victimization of white-ass, wealthy spoiled little shits. >It's not even just the women anymore!! Feminism has become the face of mllenial frat boys too. It's the new bourgeois. >They can go to hell for all I care. Eh, based. OP is a fag.
I hate when women try to have autonomy on the first date with a complete stranger 😡 I know I'd be a great life partner for my live in sexmaid, muh 1950s trad memes and Norman Rockwell paintings don't mention anything about the rampant abuse or the housewife druggie epidemic or the suicide rate of women who were denied the right to divorce, so they obviously weren't real
>>290665 >my live in sexmaid, muh 1950s trad memes and Norman Rockwell paintings Why does this in particular trigger you? >rampant abuse or the housewife druggie epidemic or the suicide rate Didn't happen. >women who were denied the right to divorce Good. Cry some more crocodile tears.
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>I mistakenly considered women "human" Common mistake.

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Sprate Header / SprateH / Sprate / Sprate@nicecrewdigital / Mister Metokur's New Writer Unironic Ralphamale 06/26/2024 (Wed) 22:54:33 ID: 7facc7 No.252665 [Reply]
Let me introduce you to Sprate Header aka Mister Metokur new writer & the savior of Foxdick Farms! Sprate is a P E D O defender, hypocrite of the highest caliber and a pathological liar. Sprate somehow manages to fuck up EVERYTHING & always boxes his own shadow, revealing his deep insecurity. Sprate vs Torswats Sprate has spent a year on his autistic crusade, looking in every nook and cranny for the Satanic P E D O menace, trying to bolster his cred as Foxdick Farm's finest. However, Sprate's ultimate project also fully revealed Sprate, getting countless details wrong in his thread! REMINDER: Sprate had 0 to do with Alan "Torswats" Filion's arrest, he can''t ever address that Foxdick Farms had no impact on "Torswats" & in fact muddied the waters for the swatters! Soon after Sprate's Torswats thread came out, Sprate not only allowed Kinochet to spread the false rumor Bryan Dunn was the swatter for weeks unquestioned, but Sprate went onto lie to TheTheGatorGamerGamer Metokur directly saying KOP admitted to being the swatter in a now DELETED comment(first screenshot). This directly lead to Bryan Dunn getting swatted, which Sprate encouraged with his actions. Whether or not Bryan Dunn deserved it is another matter, Sprate is anti-swat but encourages BS harassment campaigns leading to swats. Sprate used his Torswats thread to become the "authority" on torswats, only to then falsely accuse Bryan Dunn of being a murderer as a "joke"! Sprate's thread has countless errors, from accusing KOP of being involved solely from the swatter mentioning KOP in a few posts, to saying a "Lizard" character is involved with 0 proof other than the delusional P E D O DJ axle. None of this has been addressed almost a year later, why? Notably, one of Sprate's top sources on the Torswats group is a former swatter & P E D O tranny named "Naught" (https://archive.ph/hJJsH), Sprate works with chomo crossdressers Sprate does everything to appeal to Mister Metokike & TheTheGatorGamerGamer Moon, begging for the attention of and attempting to prove himself to his two e-daddy heroes non-stop. He'll gladly lie, twist and do anything just for a crumb of clout from either of his father figures. One of Sprate's fatal flaws is he considers any association to be endorsement, but never applies that standard to himself. Sprate isn't his own man or a trendsetter, just a stooge looking to fulfill a "lolcow" quota rather than have fun.

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>>289340 How does this not just strip him of the protection websites have from being liable for user-generated cocks? He's directly requesting the creation of specific user-generated cocks. In fact, him featuring cocks should be enough to strip such a protection, no? What am I missing? Obviously I'm not a lawyer but intuitively it seems dumb.
I'm a new user to this board and this sure is a thread about a subject that I want to engage with!!
>>289342 As if the FBI needs an excuse to do ANYTHING on the Farms, I'd bet my right asscheek that Sprate is a Confidential informant JUST LIKE EL@1n3
>>290637 the farms is only permitted bickers it fulfils the same job as rampant social media and camera use in public. it turns the public itself into surveillance
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Omarchy, the new lolcowOS Unironic Ralphamale 09/18/2026 (Fri) 11:07:27 ID: ef50f9 No.290626 [Reply]
Omarchy (by Omacom) is "We've made the decisions for you" Linux distro, heavily AI-assisted around proprietary software, designed to run proprietary AI coding agents (unusual security risk) having access to your full system, where they execute commands usually not stop for confirmation. >honeypot or legitimate project? >the funding and promotion are certainly unusual $18.5 million >Sam Altman (Co-founder and CEO of OpenAI), Mark Zuckerberg (CEO of Meta), Tobi Lütke, Patrick Collison, Michael Dell, Jeff Friedman, Leonid Dubinsky, Stav Solomon, Aaron Reisman, Amir Harel, Benjamin Katz, Benjamin Wolf, Bruno Katzjarowski, David Dashefsky, Davis Goodman, Jacob Rosenthal, Nina Dubinsky, Roman Weisman, Salomon Mole, Yam Catzenelson etc. >heavy promotion & large scale SEO (similar how Brave has promoted w/ $30 million spent) >Meta, Cloudflare, Anthropic, OpenAI etc. >Claude Code, OpenAI Codex, Google Antigravity, GitHub Copilot etc. >Spotify, 1Password, proprietary/web applications, Discord, WhatsApp, other commercial services >includes Basecamp & DHH owned 37signals & related software/services >1.5-2.0 GB RAM usage at idle + large default installation >passwordless sudo w/ disabled sudo password prompts >paid AI APIs, token-subscriptions Reported security issues: >accepts command injection through video titles, notifications, sudo helper >Lua injection through USB device names

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>>290626 >Sam Altman (Co-founder and CEO of OpenAI), Mark Zuckerberg (CEO of Meta), Tobi Lütke, Patrick Collison, Michael Dell, Jeff Friedman, Leonid Dubinsky, Stav Solomon, Aaron Reisman, Amir Harel, Benjamin Katz, Benjamin Wolf, Bruno Katzjarowski, David Dashefsky, Davis Goodman, Jacob Rosenthal, Nina Dubinsky, Roman Weisman, Salomon Mole, Yam Catzenelson etc. Lol, a list of Jews

DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply] [Last]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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>DJ Axle loses his cat and gets a restraining order from his family (06/18/2026) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJTsQj5glkc This video title could not be more on point. DJ Axle informs the public that, three months ago, he was served with a restraining order by his entire family and blames the child he groomed (Raven) for it. Ironic internet troll DJ Axle defeated by one of his own underage victims. This is a good watch. There is plenty of crying and coping over both the restraining order and the cats he keeps getting killed. He should probably report this latest death to the shelter he adopted them from. If they are informed through other means, there might be consequences as he also informs us in this video.
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https://files.catbox.moe/5knyx1.webm Archive of the audio of the steam where DJ axle talked about being detained for a search at the airport and having to show them the furry porn on his phone to prove he isn't a nazi terrorist original title: Getting LITTY in CYBERPUNK setting... 🥃🚬-agC4_YVak6w

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Poast Pedophile Network / PPN / poa.st / Daniel Stevens AlishaSmith##el3Ick 05/25/2023 (Thu) 16:26:58 ID: c28a2b No.209571 [Reply] [Last]
The Poast sweaty gamer network (PPN) was created by noted anti twitter user, ex 4tran janitor, and alleged crypto milionaire, anime graf mays, to host wyatt after he got banned on twitter. Wyatt used to be a fixture on the old TRS forums, and Graf on twitter tread in similar areas as a TRS clout and social media addict named borzoi. Borzoi, bootstrapped his way up the TRS clout ladder, hosted several shows, and used his lit degree to impress the TRS audience so much that he was able to get an exceeding amount of clout. Over time, borzoi began to resent twitter b/c he kept getting banned, which got in the way of his dopamine, so he grew to resent twitter. When graf started poast, borzoi shilled it on TRS really hard, meaning poast's early userbase was 1/2 RW anti twitter people, and 1/2 people who knew borzoi/were TRS people. The latter group would morph into what we call podcast race today. TRS would bring poast staples like DK (noted telegram cocks farmer, borzoi ass kisser, and white nationalist buddhist), Randbot (Sven worshipper and the person in all of this most of you are the most familiar with), Alex McNabb (noted mutant, hater of poor white people, and father of a heroin baby IIRC) and Sven. Well things were pretty good for awhile, albeit NJP/TRS would occasionally get into fights with non-supporters, culminating in a series of hellthreads prior to and when TheTheGatorGamerGamer joined poast (the 4th jimpact of TRS for the record). These would leave key moobment figures like Sven and borzoi dissillusioned with fediverse, with borzoi involved in nosegate Read about the nosegate here: https://wideboys.org/Battle_of_the_Bulging_Nose Overtime Borzoi's endless spergery slowly gains more enemies on fedi, many of whom he terms "mad-at-podcasts-race, calling something xrace being a joke from one of his podcasts. The logical response, podcast race, becomes the term de-jour for his ball fanners. Eventually the stress of "hellthreading" and having people tell you they don't like your cocks gets to Sven, who calls everyone on poast a sweaty gamer and quits (iirc, its covered in this thread), which causes Graf to unban the nose emoji, call sven and co jews and causes borzoi to private and then delete his fedi public presence. This caused the first of several major rifts in the podcast race community, the founding of mugicha (a poast refugee instance), and randbot being in an awkward situation between the two e-dads who enable his grift (sven and graft).
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>>272084 Yeah, but massive tits bruv Like think of the booba and it's widespread appeal. Real talk, I own 1000 acres of land and make an insane amount of mony but would give that but for anglo-jewish my jewish motherers provided they are farm grade.
Shout out to the Poast Nitter instance. The only known way to easily archive full threads of the Elon Musk Xwitter piece of shit hellsite. *This is not necessarily an endorsement of Daniel Stevens
Graf the loli enjoyer cucked out by taking down his Nitter instance in response to Musk's coercion, even though Graf is a Canadian. Not that I would have recommended using it anyway since it was the worst one and since Graf is, y'know, kind of a pedo, but that's the news.
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I've been informed that supposedly XCancel is back up, despite the legal coercion threats. Which is based, except I can't get past whatever that cryptominer captcha you're using is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ So I'm still not going to be checking Twitter. Nitter itself, the main instance, is still cucked and seems to be completely down. More interesting than that though, is that Mr. "Anime Graf Mays" is apparently the one hosting XCancel (see the legal email in the screenshot). Not sure if that's always been the case. But Poast itself and the Poast Nitter instance do not work at the moment, which is odd. Would be interesting to see how cross US-Canada legal bullshit threats and potential lolsuit might play out, if it could even be done.
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Nah bro, you don't have to follow government edicts. Especially in the context of "Canadian legal proceedings." It's optional, trust me. Just make yourself ungovernable. Move to Bulgaria and host the Nitter instance on a server in Sao Tome or whatever African nation. At least make Elon pay some bribes to Black Africans to get it taken down. But for real I don't really care what happens either way.

Brandon robert kelley Toad 11/09/2021 (Tue) 21:30:39 ID: 48d6df No.124417 [Reply] [Last]
Brandon robert kelley is a deranged pedophile who destroys imageboards by endlessly spamming cp.
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>>284193 is he even still alive
>>288905 idk fam i miss the good times though
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BRANDON ROBERT KELLEY HAS WON JOLE ARRESTED FOR VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER https://www.wkbw.com/news/local-news/california-man-facing-charges-following-deadly-buffalo-crash

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