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Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308 [Reply] [Last]
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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>>273845 That was rather informative, thanks.
>>273845 I've seen Andy Pires grooms 16 year olds audience members post things like: "Who is G0dwinson? Who is Surfer? Who is Baked Alaska?"
>>273984 None of those three people are relevant in current year and if you think they're are, you may be autistic.
>>274037 I think the point is their audience consists of clueless foxdick zoomers, you autist.
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chris chan thread Toad 06/30/2021 (Wed) 00:04:58 ID: 7ddbe7 No.107824 [Reply] [Last]
this is a chris chan thread
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>>273668 <Mad and buttblasted as always about random forum posters from a year ago
>>273668 >I take in hundreds of dollars per week being obnoxious in public, where people scream at me and try abusing me, yet I persist. Damn the panhandling business is good these days
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<That's one of the funniest things about Chris; his absolute hatred of "slow in the minds" when he's one of the most profoundly retarded people in the world. I actually don't agree with this sentiment and I think at the very least that Chris Chan is more intelligent than almost all KFag posters. He's just mentally sick. Then again I also don't consider Chris to be a "lolcow", since I've never once actually laughed at anything he's done.
>>276019 He was the first internet lolcow that took off but isn't really anything special. He would have no chance to get popular today as every igger retard has a smartphone with camera now.
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Unironic Ralphamale 11/04/2025 (Tue) 08:46:03 ID: 4ff05e No.277822 [Reply]
Look deep within for the greatest lolcow of them all.
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>>277822 it was... ME all along? well, i knew that.
>>277822 How about you go fuck yourself

Unironic Ralphamale 10/30/2025 (Thu) 15:48:24 ID: 5f999a No.277536 [Reply]
I see the work "Homo est spectaculum hominis". The work is good. But the author is a drag queen. This is the work of a Brazilian drag queen. She is literally good at it. See the work: https://cadaverminimal.blogspot.com/2025/10/homo-est-spectaculum-hominis.html?m=1 See the drag queen: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQU2Ccbj1hQ/
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>>277551 That's not my boyfriend. But if one day he becomes my boyfriend, I will make him an eternal girl. He doesn't have masculinity, he is perfect for total feminization.
>>277536 <drag queen <She Retard. >>277558 No one gives a shit, faggot.
Delicious.
Why is this guy so feminine? That's not normal. This femininity is extreme and hard. How is it possible? I don't see an extreme femininity like that every day.
>>277643 >Masculine face >Shit eyes like he hasn't slept in 30 hours >Jew nose >Fake boob >Man hand I don't see much feminine in fact of course beyond the obvious dress up and makeup. But w/e.

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Minichan and the autistic hyper-savant^-syme named Autphag Unironic Ralphamale 04/04/2023 (Tue) 10:26:20 ID: 3a604e No.201020 [Reply] [Last]
It seems the deal to strike a non-attention agreement with the retardationally-oriented invalid-invitation poof-'n'-gummery was a hoax so I've dutifully decided to re-place it back here; Autphag believes he has IQs multiples beyond the Guassian spectrum's complete range bickers the North Koreans drummed the idea into his head during the 2000s. He then became a pathetic emulant of National Socialist thought with an intellectually desultory Slavic pseudo-persuasion during the 2010s. He, then, rediscovered Songun socialism upon winning a gender dysphoria diagnosis after losing it to aggressive, invisible and failed media trolls after in 2023 a 2021, mostly pseudo-Scottish English/Xiatyl-S.-Amerind heritage campaign was legally quashed for being an economically parasitic burden on the economy, similar to the one in the mid-2010s, the early-2010s, and the late-2000s. The sex-change of the Robertsonian Feudal-Conservative Bakhsh was so heavily criticized she had to fuck off to the Xiatic pseudo-Orient, for crying out loud; the thricedvth in a decadanal space. He believes he is a mathematician again. There's a tradition of y= concantenation being either a rote-symal activity or not and well, even Robb claims to exceed it :/
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r u alive?
>>224560 Remember when you betrayed me, 'Sophie', you broke my heart when you worshipped Hazelgrove over me...
>>241970 If this is Chac, lol; you're a vacuous outsell to the ultra low IQ Ital media and I'm cross with you atm
>>201020 I'm not autistic enough to read or care about all of this shit.
>>276199 Neither am I.

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REQ: Pic of Fredrick Brennan with his succubus girlfriend Anonymous 03/29/2020 (Sun) 22:42:05 ID: 15a7db No.41867 [Reply]
My internet searches are failing me. Anyone have the pic of him and his succubus hamplanet girlfriend who fucked him bickers she had a disabled people fetish, which ultimately led to him stepping down as Wizchan admin?
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>>74171 >strawman >neurotypical Poetry
>>41867 Holy fuck he looks like cripple from cripplechan. Is that the hotwheels? Or did I already lost the rest of my sanity and long term memory?
>>76110 Welcome, newfriend. Enjoy you're are stay.
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443
He could do so much better. Remember when Anna and Dasha from Redscare where calling him a little hottie? I don't see him mentioning his wife these days, maybe they split.

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Please address rampant anorectal violence & misinformation. Toad 11/15/2020 (Sun) 07:08:50 No.90371 [Reply] [Last]
Blatantly injurious erotic anorectal violence—involving a combination of rapid thrusting, a girthy penis/object, and a prolonged duration—is rampant worldwide, facilitated by widespread ignorance (often willful), apathy, and misinformation. It is impossible for resultant anal and rectal injuries and serious/chronic/permanent health consequences to be uncommon due to the anorectum's fragility relating to its anatomy and neuromuscular physiology [References: Anorectal Risks 1-3]. That is why such abuse must constitute severely criminal behavior when more than one person is involved—especially when considering additional factors such as a severely (self-)destructive mental disorder, a strong judgment-impairing drug, etc. Pornography featuring at least anoreceptive abuse can have numerous effects on some viewers. Possibilities include serving as inspiration for their own activities, conditioning them to be aroused by suffering, and contributing to development of associated mental pathology: sexual sadism disorder, sexual masochism disorder, and perhaps even psychopathy at least for younger individuals. [References: Trends & Associations] People with those destructive inclinations currently are having a field day particularly with anoreceptive abuse and spreading disinformation. Some pornography companies are knowingly participating in and/or taking advantage of this situation. All of that is promoting societal decadence.
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>>94792 >>95865 I've changed my mind again: I've toned things down in the "justice" paste for now (the image is related). I've also decided to de-emphasize "wp" (the Wikipedia critique). Perhaps Wikipedia is a lost cause. >>95758 Now I can "dump and run" without worrying about people using my judgments quite as effectively against me. >>91847 I'll probably focus more on my strongest fetish. I want more fap material. This will be my last post in this thread unless someone else gives me a reason to post in it again.
Educational thread with very important information
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dis you OP?
>>274048 Why are you posting a video of some BPDemon (didn't watch)
Watch it or you're willfully ignorant anony~ !

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Anonymous 05/31/2020 (Sun) 04:14:35 ID: f2a526 No.58837 [Reply]
Anyone remember the old days of YouTube trolling crews? These were the years when you could produce direct video responses to a specific user, creating dialogues from all these back-and-forth videos. A result of these was the rise of YouTube trolls. With the mass normalization of the internet and the subsequent rise in YouTube's popularity during 2007, people uninitiated with the seedier side didn't really know how to deal with trolls. Trolling was still a foreign concept to most of the internet, so it wasn't hard riling up users thinking YouTube was their safe space. From 2007 to perhaps 2011, Fried Chicken Trolling Crew (FCTC) and Patriotic Nigras rose to infamy, but there were other lesser known trolling crews and even some distinct personalities who gained notoriety for tackling controversial topics while claiming to be independent from any particular group. Most of them have long since become inactive and YouTube's sanitization has effectively salted the earth, but their exploits are still fondly remembered by those who there to witness. Anyone got memories to share?
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>>58837 There WAS a time where trolling on youtube was a golden era of lulz. Before it morphed into some e-drama for wealth and fame, joggers like keemstar used to grief on halo and I ain't gonna lie, some shit was legit funny. Now, everything is just trollshielding or just moralfaggotry. I am legit annoyed when kids play online and scream my eardrums off. Also that little fucking twerp who never bothered to even play the game and just spergs around on multiplayer being the absolute definition of a fucking handicap and a pain in the ass. Children should not be allowed on the internet. I don't fucking care what your counter-argument is. They just shouldn't and should be bullied on sight. in fact of course fam I wouldn't feel bad trolling a kid into busting his computer pretending to be Twitch/Microsoft tech support and telling him to apply glue to his fans and pour butter and salt on his hard drive.
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who is this?
>>59345 >back when keem was just a troll in FAG Ye he was a lot funnier back than.
>>99672 Your mom lmao
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When I had last checked on the corpse of the old /cow/ on 8kun, I think I had saw a post from IHM advertising her own /cow/ bunker somewhere. We have history. phobos, a trans Encyclopedia Dramatica editor, apparently thought I was her boyfriend, and that lead to the esteemed Mr. Robert Wayne "Rika" Stiles also thinking I was her boyfriend and making a /cow/ thread about me. Some time later, he had made a second thread, revealing my face to be that of some baseball-playing tween or something. She was one of Krapple's friends, so one of us reached out to the other on Skype and we had a laugh at Robb's expense. I think I also spoke to her on IRC a few years ago and heard that she and her husband (a 7chan moderator) were doing well. Krapple was also a Patriotic Nigra if my memory serves me right. If you're here, you should already know him and his stories well enough. He was a big fan of the Britbong threads.

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inkane aka a schizo IRC poster Anonymous 01/23/2020 (Thu) 08:06:04 ID: b355d4 No.28797 [Reply]
Here's a schizo IRC poster who likes to sperg on Rizon's #chat channel. He's on a bunch of drugs which make him insane; see archived PDF. He believes that everything is ending, just like a crazy schizo prepper would believe. Some cringy band thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y_qDS4_TAU Dox: GitHub: http://archive.is/QkBUX YouTube: http://archive.is/dzTez Proof of him being on antipsychotics: http://archive.ph/5eA81 Picture of what he looks like: http://archive.ph/HnRGH
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Gonna give this a little bump before it slides off into oblivion.
>>28836 are you still around, jews?
>>76935 Nope, no JEWS is not here
I don't recall recognizing this guy in 2020, but in 2025, I think he kind of looks like a guy who vlogs in #8chan under the nick "cantelope." If that's true and I don't have autistic face-blindness, he doesn't seem quite as stable as that impressive list of drugs would imply. If and when he does chat with me there, he refuses to say my name, ostensibly to avoid being misconstrued as characterizing all Jews instead of merely replying to me. He doesn't seem particularly funny; if anything, he's one of the better non-channers there (and there are a lot of non-channers there).
>>275595 Correction, bickers I haven't held edit privilege in years: he doesn't seem as unstable as that impressive list of drugs would imply.

Lolcows Who Disappeared Anonymous 12/30/2019 (Mon) 23:14:56 ID: 7b929a No.25118 [Reply]
Who are some lolcows that used to be quite prolific but then vanished without a trace? Kat Haché, aka Kevin: http://archive.is/2msVN For those unaware: >incredible smug, narcissistic tranny whose Tweets cumulatively outwrote the Bible in length. >had a penchant for documenting every negative comment said about him >got super pissed when someone outed his former identity as Kevin >caused the old /cow/ on 888chan to abruptly shutdown >kept tweeting indefinitely >suddenly shuts down Twitter account >deletes entire web presence >detransitions and starts identifying as male The last record of Kat's existence was from an now-deleted Instagram account with pictures of him detransitioning.
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>>211852 >tvtranny
>>211975 Says the mexicanjewhapa that spams black cocks and cp to "own" his alogs.
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>>36517 She's a whore now. $100 will get you a terrible blowjob where she won't even let you finish in her mouth. It is basically a glorified rub and tag and not worth the cost unless you want to do it for the meme.
>>218248 That is not Evalion. Evalion is pushing 30 and has had a few kids by now.
>>25461 Not since he attempted to slide his thread off the board. Odds are he's on one of /fringe/'s bunkers. >>33218 I don't recall reading about them since then. >>114412 I remember this redditor. >>218248 Absolutely NOT the same person.

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