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Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>277835 Off you little Goblin
I still have no clue what a Nüzach is, or what an Old Zäch is, or what an emojitroön is, or who Ramon is, is it also a goblinpedo? Or what Gahöole has to do with all of it
>>284284 >I still have no clue what a Nüzach is He's some autistic who spams the same screenshot every day in this thread for the past 2 years.
>>288093 While you're coming here every day to post this, I'm having another child with wife and I've bought a country house. Lmao!

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Unironic Ralphamale 01/22/2026 (Thu) 00:40:56 ID: db2ed5 No.282135 [Reply] [Last]
It's been 182 days since my femdom queen has posted on Peewee Farms. I miss her so much it's unreal.
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>>288879 Bro can you not read? It's the guy called Yeop who also has a thread on here currently right next to this one in the catalog.
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>>288881 You mean to tell me that Yeop isn't some new forum or social medium that you foxdick faggots are using? Like Yelp, but autistic or something?
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>>288882 I went and read the "Yeop thread" and I'm still not totally convinced that it's about a person named Yeop. It's just fox­dicks anonymously celebrating that the guy ate a Twitter ban.
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>>288880 Are you going to tell me why she should have seven /cow/ threads when none of them are funny? Both her threads, that Yeop thread, and this thread are filled with people who are clearly not /cow/boys just bitching about how mad they are at these people. This is a lolcow board and I come here to laugh at people, and you and your friends seem to come here bickers you're afraid of these unfunny people. Even better, you're usually giving me the reactions I want. Is there a hostile environment on the foxdick farms preventing you from having your unfunny bitchfits there with your unimportant names visible to each other, even when the point is ostensibly defending J­os­­h? Why even post this shit here if you're not trying to make me or even each other laugh? Why invite me to laugh at your inert anger at your bully? You're not fooling me or any other /cow/boy and you don't seem to be enjoying yourselves.
Didn't read most of Yeops post cause that shit is way too long and he should learn how to identify important information and put that front and center, the way this shit is presented is atrocious. Anyway I was scrolling down this eternal list of posts that is apparently just Lidl Drip feverishly defending Jösh and glazing him at every opportunity and that's honestly pretty cute and I wish them the best. I can't think of a single person in this sektur who has a woman who is this devoted and obsessed with her man. Jösh my man don't fuck this shit up.

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ADF trans lateenks antifa soldier Toad 11/24/2020 (Tue) 23:59:31 ID: 4d2f65 No.91125 [Reply]
Our boy got tweeted about by Andy Ngo and got an article written about his courage fighting the fascist menace. https://thepostmillennial.com/violent-portland-antifa-pepper-sprayed https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1331340810881699840 The Post Millennial can report the verified identity of one of the masked Antifa militants involved in pepper-spraying people at a pro-police protest in Portland last week. Isabel Rosa Araujo, formerly known as Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici, is a 35-year-old Portland-based transsexual Antifa militant with a history of extremism. Araujo was part of a group of around 20 Antifa in black bloc who confronted a small conservative pro-police rally last Thursday afternoon in downtown Portland. The two sides argued with each other outside the Justice Center before Araujo, who was wearing a gas mask, used bear mace against one of the right-wing protesters. She was not arrested for assault. Though this was the latest incident involving Araujo, she has a long history of far-left extremism that once caught the attention of federal authorities. Originally from New Jersey and a one-time Philadelphia resident, Araujo is a prominent Antifa militant in Portland known for creating propaganda drawings and her participation in protests. Under various monikers, she posts obsessively about Antifa and Maoist politics. She even has an Antifa tattoo on her chest. On her blog, “Ramblings of a Black-Clad Trans Femme,” Araujo wrote in a March 2019 entry under the pen name “Crime Minister of Antifa” that she was investigated by the U.S. Secret Service and Philadelphia law enforcement in 2008 after drawing a graphic cartoon showing late Republican Arizona senator John McCain being shot in the head. Araujo is also a prolific social media user under various anonymously-run accounts. On Mastodon, an unmoderated open-source social media network similar to Twitter, she posts under the username “@AnarchaTransLatinx.” Many of her posts show photographs of her posing in black bloc with guns. Araujo has also made explicit threats against this reporter. In August 2019, she posted a photograph of a person she stalked in Portland who she believed to be Andy Ngo. Later in the year she wrote: “Can someone empty a few bullets on Andy Ngo please?” In November 2019, she asked, “So is anyone going to volunteer to help with putting a cap in Andy Ngo's doxxing / kill list creating ass?”

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Good seeing ADF hasn't changed a bit except getting fatter and uglier.
Mlpol mapped out antifa's network and it is still archived Have fun. https://mlpol.net/mlpol/archive/288528
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Is he safe? I recall him being homeless when I last saw him on the old /cow/. I haven't heard about Robb in years and ADF was his best friend. I can't say I fear for Andy Ngo's life when he, while calling himself a journalist, failed to spell "doxing" correctly.
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>>91125 antifa faggots nazi boys are happening now
Bumping for the answer to >>275609. >>91134 >>91140 >>117389 >>117406 >>275041 >>286897 /cow/ has always been apolitical and the six of you have never not been faggots worthy of your own threads.

Internet Fat Ass Machine Unironic Ralphamale 03/16/2026 (Mon) 05:03:15 ID: b81da7 No.283557 [Reply]
Allow me to introduce you to Brittany or as she likes to call herself Internet Hate Machine or IHM for short. She is the Owner of the now twice dead 94 chan and possess a womb that has miscarried so much it must be haunted. She has a long history of being an attention whoring sperg dating back all the way to at least 2008. Her ED article and dox info below. https://edramatica.com/Brittany_Holechko :] Alias: IHM,Brittany Sullivan Birth Real Name: Brittany Holechko Address: 1407 S 19th St Terre Haute, IN 47803-401 812-234-3518 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [SOCIAL MEDIA:] https://x.com/tetrachromacyyy https://steamcommunity.com/id/tetrachromat https://foxdickfarms.st/members/shodan.96930/ Telegram https://ghettogaggers.com/tetrachromat

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>>283744 IHM looks just like what you and Dan think Lidl Drip looks like. What a coincidence.
>>285557 Yeah but IHM is actually hot though. Would smash the brakes off of. >>285538 this persons hard drive should likely be checked. Just a guess.
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>>285557 >IHM looks just like what you and Dan think Lidl Drip looks like I see the similarities I guess
>>285570 You know what I meant.
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Been a while since Mr. Phobos Wayne Stiles made that 888chan thread thinking she was my girlfriend. Been a while since I've seen her ex-neighbor RSDuke around too; I hope he's well. >>285538 If you're reading this, IHM: congratulations.

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Pamperchu thread Anonymous 04/30/2020 (Thu) 15:03:08 ID: f52e8b No.46595 [Reply]
This thread is dedicated to our favorite meth induced schizophrenic ABDL that CRAVES CHILDREN not to mention his friend rebel foxy who is as bad if not worse WHO LITERALLY UPLOADS VIDEOS OF HIMSELF SHITTING IN HIS DIAPERS ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyI8Xp1Nr6BYWc7VIeQrgGw https://www.youtube.com/user/averybabbitt2010/videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqfp5Kz-Hhg
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>>46595 Honestly, diapers are good.
BUMP
Pedochu
Those were the good old days when only a few knew about him; every shitty celebrity who decided to expose him ended up killing the cow.
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>>288164 Do you think his YouTube exposure was a factor in this supposed pedo turn he's taken? We've had several threads about people on YouTube getting gigantic audiences and then trying to fuck a kid, and while it's VERY WEIRD for Pamperchu to take the same turn, it fits a pattern.

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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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MikeyNohMore did a comprehensive stream about this gegbull on Kick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVSE80QYKhc
>>287655 Filled with complete lies and debunked videos/clips provided by emptyhero the sweaty gamer
Britbong truly turned into a unironically gay sweaty gamer, and besides that, he's incapable of making anyone laugh with his trolling. It seems to me that everyone who talked trash about him has been vindicated. One of the rare cases where a lolcow is truly 100% what all his alogs say.
>>288162 >Britbong truly turned into a unironically gay sweaty gamer Many such cases among Britfaggots in general and I'm getting pretty sick of it.
>>288162 I sure as shit don't need vindication, but maybe somewhere out there Krapple is thriving and getting all of the giant clits he's ever craved. I haven't seen him anywhere since maybe 2018 or 2019.

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Am I an offline cow? 01/25/2020 (Sat) 18:37:45 ID: 3b807c No.29354 [Reply] [Last]
How does someone's life end up like this?
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Did Naught get kicked out of 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991 And forced to live in a tent? I don't think so. But if he did, it was bickers of his obsessions with self-harm and little boys.
Daniel Lopez's house photo, doxed
Wonder how rusty those heroin needles he uses are
>>288809 Question still asked and not answered
Here's the answer: yes, but living in the piss-filled tent offline is probably a great way to ward off Internet trolls. I don't even want to imagine the smell.

DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply] [Last]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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>>284275 Her phone: >(+​​47) 40478641
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Axle has found a new discord fuck buddy. Jazzy from IP2 fame aka Alison D Simons of 1641 N Commerce St Stockton, CA. Who works at their local super cuts.
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>DJ Axle loses his cat and gets a restraining order from his family (06/18/2026) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJTsQj5glkc This video title could not be more on point. DJ Axle informs the public that, three months ago, he was served with a restraining order by his entire family and blames the child he groomed (Raven) for it. Ironic internet troll DJ Axle defeated by one of his own underage victims. This is a good watch. There is plenty of crying and coping over both the restraining order and the cats he keeps getting killed. He should probably report this latest death to the shelter he adopted them from. If they are informed through other means, there might be consequences as he also informs us in this video.
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Who's That Pokemon?

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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply] [Last]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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Suspended again, new account.
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>>287547 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>>285860 On a related note, I finally found the link to his TheGatorGamer expose, it seems that his channel is shadowbanned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsvRaQRAsgM
>>288727 Blame Musk
X Corp., 865 Fm 1209, Building 2, Bastrop, TX 78602 Here's the current HQ address of "X" btw

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Anonymous 03/06/2020 (Fri) 13:48:12 ID: a21f23 No.39419 [Reply] [Last]
Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?
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>>39419 4chan /pol/ has potential but the trolling shit is ridiculous the got damn shitskin pajeets and shlomos hide behind meme flags and the crappy ass jannies don't do anything and complain when you tell people how to whack the shit
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"4chan refugee" points out how gay Green Reddit is.
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We'd better start with investigating KFag user Skeleton Salami, since his autistic, intimate knowledge of Shit No One with a life Cared about incidents that allegedly happened 20 years ago is extremely sus.
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>>288411 When I asked Google Gemini to comb through the Patriot Front files from the FBI's FOIA Reading Room, Gemini stumbled upon an accusation that there was a 4chan grooming gang connected to PF.
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1. The "you have to waive your sovereign immunity to go to US courts" sounds like something that was pulled out of someone's ass. 2. OFCOM can (and should) ban 4chan (and KFag Farms) in the UK until the ransoms are paid.

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