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Guntstream Anonymous 05/27/2020 (Wed) 08:05:17 ID: 1e3907 No.57589 [Reply] [Last]
You faggots keep shitting up the cyclical so contain your autism here. If it's quiet it's fine but when there's shit going on and you faggots are posting walls of text it derails the thread which aids the e-celebs that constantly try to control the narrative. The Гунтstream is the successor to the Shillstream/Гунтstream from Stream.me. Robi, who took over restreaming duties from goldstar continued the site on cytu.be after stream.me's death. The channel began to host additional cocks, such as lets plays, streaming shows and, most notoriously, gay debates. CAST OF TRANNIES <Гунтstream Trio >Robi Pires Owner and troon in chief of the lonely hearts tranny club. Robi originally restreamed the Гунт on stream.me when the faggot would actually wake up. Being too busy running the CP repository known as Julay.World, he now plays cuckime like Made In Abyss and does let's plays of Half Life 2. He spends every waking minute on the Julay World IRC which is such a cancerous shithole that it makes Discord look clean. He barely uses the site himself and has gone on record saying he's hated the place for the past 3 months. When koi turned /v/ into a pedo paradise, his brilliant idea was to let the site be spammed with CP for a few days to settle some IRC dispute about the 'heh' pill. Certifiably retarded. >Bill, Farmfag, Pringles One of the Гунтstream trio and Julay mod. BO of /dig/, a dead board that he's proud of for some reason. He watches moeshit for countless hours while larping as some guy with a farm. He gets very angry on IRC when dilating. >HangingFlesh, Weasel, Гунтopia, Zachfag, Cassie

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>>57589 What did jcaesar187 do in a pizzeria in 1980? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeFhn7BMEA
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>>126113 Sir this is an Arby's the same one jcaesar187 killed and raped a little girl behind in 1998
To this day Nuzach keeps seething about Wrist and trying to fuck with /lit/ threads That's why I believe he's associate with Koi
Man, Sargon did absolutely everything right, he dissassociated with TheGatorGamer when he blew himself up, he shat the fence on candid, he persevered during the election even when people backed him down, the only reason /cow/ went after him is bickers gymbo did it and thats it.
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Anonymous 10/14/2019 (Mon) 10:49:04 ID: 56300c No.12433 [Reply]
the cripple is fucking with jim IRL…

The second largest imageboard owner is getting sued now by non other than Fredrick Brennan the creator of 8ch. This is political as this effects the future of the second largest English speaking imageboard.
Jim Watkins might actually get arrested now.

that little cripple knows exactly what he is doing. The context here is that the Philippines not only has a dictatorial regime in power, it also has a sizeable (and violent) Muslim population. By citing "grotesque pornography" and also "hosting the Christchurch shooting", Hotwheels is deliberately placing the lives of Jim and his family in danger. It doesn't matter that Jim had nothing to do with any of that. Hotwheels is painting a false picture bickers he fully aware of the danger this puts them in.

https://twitter.com/HW_BEAT_THAT/status/1183560890496385024?s=19
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>>12433 Jim would have support if he hadn't banned lolis. But now? Get fucked, Jim.
>>14031 are you okay woman?
Based Hotwheels living rent free on op shitty head
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>>195333 Brittle fingers typed this post.
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/intl/ Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 22:02:42 ID: 411349 No.42051 [Reply]
Where is /intl/ now? Also, post /intl/ lore for great julay.
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>>197483 Pretty much agree with the majority of this besides the obvious /intl/-subversiveness at the end. the 2-3 anons called nuzach and emojitroon are massive faggots.
>>197485 What is the musical equivalent of kino? Zoomers throw around retarded terms like bops and bangers, but is there a term for really great music, as opposed to the Jewish-produced slop they churn out to the unwashed masses?
>>197495 >What is the musical equivalent of kino? Renaissance-tier Classical music ofc. And a fair number of those great gentlemen were quite spoken-out against the kikery of their own days. I'm sure they would have fit right in on (previous generations of) /pol/, while still crafting their own masterpieces of human achievement and beauty.
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DSP Anonymous 02/01/2020 (Sat) 17:48:35 ID: d31846 No.30181 [Reply] [Last]
Surprised there is no thread already. Yup his scam was boring for quite a while and not worthy of much attention but he finally is declaring bankruptcy. 500k$ in debt. Pay your last respects to DSP he is finally going down.
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>>201190 Things are like that everywhere and always have been.
>>201190 Cheap way of getting viewers for your shitty channel really. I've noticed almost all of Phil's alogs end up making their own cocks after they've garnered enough views from people who specifically wanted to watch detractor cocks. Like they'll start streaming their own games but still talk about Phil in the chat to keep the alogs interested. If there's one thing to truly alog Phil over is how he downgraded from Pandalee to Kat. Pandalee honestly wasn't even all that ugly for a guy like Phil but Kat looks like a train hit her face.
DSP as we all know is a liar, who lies. His most interesting lie was during the now infamous Side Scrollers Podcast and I haven't seen this particular issue discussed anywhere at least not in detail. Per Phil, he had an ID theft situation but has no police report. He claims he did contact the credit bureaus. This is where the lie is easy to prove. In order to have any form of ID theft reported to the bureaus you must also have a police report in order to prevent dumbasses opening random cards, charging them up, and crying ID theft. This is easily checked by going to the Transunion site, clicking the ID theft section, and then seeing the Fraud Victim Checklist they give you. I included a screenshot of the list, note on the last bullet in order to get things removed from your credit report you must provide a letter proving its fraud - that is the police report. Furthermore to make sure Washington isn't in some way special I checked their ID theft policies specifically and the local PD does in fact view it as a felony and will open a file. Second screenshot is from the WA attorney general. (https://www.atg.wa.gov/recovering-identity-theft-or-fraud#:~:text=Identity%20theft%20is%20a%20felony,you%20correct%20your%20credit%20rating.) In short: 1. ID theft costs the victim no money beyond any cash they could not recover that was spent by the fraud. 2. Phil literally could not have gotten anything removed from his credit report by the Bureaus without a police report, which he said he didn't have. 3. All this means Phil did not have an ID theft situation that was reported and removed from his credit report unless he has a police report he didn't want to show for some reason.
Samefag, made an error. In the ID victim checklist final bullet it explicitly says you need a police report so...there you go.
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The Great Reddit Hotpocket Civil War Unironic Ralphamale 06/22/2023 (Thu) 01:29:25 ID: dd13b3 No.212765 [Reply]
Bad moderators and Lolcows are like my jewish mother and cookies. They are quite a force when seperate, Reddit mods are not only famously, Lolcowy, the supermods are infamously-lazy, my jewish motherable, and very easy to piss off. Well, the hand that fed Reddit's moderators (with imaginary food, and corporate inside deals, nonetheless) just bitch-slapped them. And now the hotpockets are being thrown across the meeting room. It started with a blackout for two days. On the surface this looked like a push by the users to support third party apps that were basically being banned bickers of the high costs. Beneath that surface however, the janitoral staff of Reddit was seething with rage that their easy-access lazy automod tools were being threatened, so they organized in the most-reddit-way possible. Anyone with even just a spare few braincells knew that you can't just do a protest for a mere two days and expect admins to bend over for you. Well that time came and went, the talking heads acted like the blackout was a failure. But now that the Supermods have been betrayed, they're going on a full-on-revolt. I don't know about you guys, but I think Reddit might actually implode this time. Various Archive links Posted here bickers rdrama.net is kinda cancerous, and Reddit is terribly-easy to censor. https://archive.ph/obwn6 - rdrama.net jannycide thread (source of most of the links). https://archive.is/ygry4 - Reddit's biggest karma farm for bots had it's jannies removed. https://archive.is/ztTy6 - /r/ModCoord threads they openly-discuss their revolt on Reddit. https://archive.is/njRTt - An Hero-Complex in action. https://archive.ph/rxhC6 - rdrama.net thread about ex-janny who moderated /r/celebrities for FOURTEEN YEARS! (FOR FREE!) https://archive.ph/evUAT - /r/SquaredCircle janny whining (and considering suicide) about how he got demodded after a banning spree of people who called his hypocrisy out.

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So the hotpocket temper-tantrum and resulting holopocketcaust has indeed caused more damage than the talking heads have let-on... Except it's actually search engines that have taken the damage (redditors say it's mostly google) bickers of course shitty search engines will take a hit when they use biased algos and social media as search results. Other than that, the holopocketcaust continues, more subs fall, jannies rage, opportunistic users get mod positions, oust the old jannies, and reddit turns a blind eye acting like nothing's happening... Oh and scammers are now on reddit hoping to steal moderator accounts too. Hotpockets were surprisingly-smart on calling this out, but there will always be someone dumb-enough to click the link, there always is one of them that dumb. https://archive.ph/uFTGZ -- Hotpockets rejoice at the damage they've done... To Google. https://archive.fo/IAk84 -- Developer and Reddit guy for the world's most famous block game is leaving Reddit.
>>212925 >>213406 Good. Seriously, fuck Reddit moderators. They seal clapped when r/coontown and all the other right wing subreddits were closed by Spez, and now they are getting their just deserts. and yes, I know Spez is a scummy leftist, but he knows where the bread is buttered and has no qualms about being a hypocrite as all leftists are hypocrites. Smug Reddit mods still want to pretend to be true believers. May they all burn.
Got a spicy niblet of drama for you guys - hotpockets are salty that a fight against a tranny got onto the front page. Pics related are the thread of salt, and the thread it's coming from. In addition, reddit's biggest casual-views-source has it's hotpockets quitting. You know. that one board where celebrities- actual celebrities, not E-celebs, post their "ask anything" bullshit, while the hotpockets shadowban people who ask the REAL questions. Get fucked Reddit. This was ten years coming for being part of the cancer that killed forum rings. https://archive.ph/xdSDh - /u/ModCodeofConduct sends out messages that boil down to "we're done playing nice, unprivate your shit in two days or we will fuck you" https://archive.fo/4bBAA - Hotpockets discuss their plan to disconnect from reddit... I wonder if it'll take this time. https://archive.ph/mWN1n - Reddit's biggest source of organic off-site traffic is shutting down. Hotpockets suspect that spez is throwing a shitfit and it's actually a reasonable estimate if Spez is anything like a typical frat/techbro.
>>213637 shit, I chose the wrong images for hotpocket salt. sorry.
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>>217133 No. I'm arguing more for what one could call three-field-system, applied to a broader range of products, services and sectors, a form of crop rotation developed during the middle ages that leaves one field fallow for it to regenerate, while focusing on the other fields.
>Omg the internet sucks! And no one can tell!
>>217129 >>217127 >>217039 I think you've become the lolcow
>>217286 That would require for me to be an identifiable character that is looking for attention, which I'm not. So by definition I cannot be a cow
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Toad 07/07/2021 (Wed) 14:34:08 ID: 166002 No.108742 [Reply]
Frank Hassle info thread. recently been arrested, what else do people know
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He's not arrested dumb-ass.
Frank once paid a mentally slow adult man $100 to have a good look at his penis. The guy didn't want to, but Frank intimidated him into it. He filmed it and kept the footage for his own personal amusement. Sick freak.
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Lolcows Who Disappeared Anonymous 12/30/2019 (Mon) 23:14:56 ID: 7b929a No.25118 [Reply]
Who are some lolcows that used to be quite prolific but then vanished without a trace? Kat Haché, aka Kevin: http://archive.is/2msVN For those unaware: >incredible smug, narcissistic tranny whose Tweets cumulatively outwrote the Bible in length. >had a penchant for documenting every negative comment said about him >got super pissed when someone outed his former identity as Kevin >caused the old /cow/ on 888chan to abruptly shutdown >kept tweeting indefinitely >suddenly shuts down Twitter account >deletes entire web presence >detransitions and starts identifying as male The last record of Kat's existence was from an now-deleted Instagram account with pictures of him detransitioning.
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>>211852 >tvtranny
>>211975 Says the mexicanjewhapa that spams black cocks and cp to "own" his alogs.
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>>36517 She's a whore now. $100 will get you a terrible blowjob where she won't even let you finish in her mouth. It is basically a glorified rub and tag and not worth the cost unless you want to do it for the meme.
>>218248 That is not Evalion. Evalion is pushing 30 and has had a few kids by now.
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Alone on a Friday night? JEWS 03/14/2020 (Sat) 01:25:23 ID: 2baeff No.40288 [Reply]
God, you're pathetic.
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>God damn these retards are a bit much when you're locked in with them.
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>>225823 It's Thursday, you fucking spastic.
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Anonymous 03/08/2020 (Sun) 17:46:00 ID: 4d2600 No.39633 [Reply]
Why is this sperg posted on every image board i go on
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>>39633 That is a disgusting shitskin mongrel subhuman.
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That's the Bonkers From Yonkers.
fat amos yee?
>>203400 thats at least a year ago i think, his reddit has also been inactive. He might truly be dead, but if thats the case, I would like to see his dead body and have one last laugh
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