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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:23:56 ID: f58b96 No.257810 [Reply]
Archiving some deepfakes that someone else made here since she's being persnickety
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Fat
I'd smash tee bee honest fam
>>273597 Why tho. That down bad?
>>273599 To assert dominance over a communist
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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>>273201 Edgesphere G​AMERGATEs take pride in being "harmful". His close association with Horselame is enough for me to consider him one of them
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On Twitter, Naught tries to groom @TravLeBlanc to join Skid Farms. I believe this is the second attempt by someone from Elame's gang to groom Trav. But it turns out that schizo Trav isn't very groomable. (Tried to archive this Twitter thread, but the archive site was blocked for some reason.)
Something something sweaty gamer
Un-slide
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

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Dark Ninja Chomoo 11/22/2023 (Wed) 16:52:58 ID: 344c90 No.233876 [Reply]
It's been tough. Meme's hurt and Ninja is unable to meme back.
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>>273660 Hes a sweaty gamer for sure
Yes, Plate Porch Monkeys have been saying and repeating all of this for years, I don't care.
>>273667 Hey those screens from KOP are very credible. Who would know what a sweaty gamer looks like better than the man who said his dad shit his pants and did nothing wrong until recently
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>>273662 Is the liltay enjoy Bryan dunn posting these?
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308 [Reply] [Last]
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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>>273845 I've seen Andy Pires grooms 16 year olds audience members post things like: "Who is G0dwinson? Who is Surfer? Who is Baked Alaska?"
>>273984 None of those three people are relevant in current year and if you think they're are, you may be autistic.
>>274037 I think the point is their audience consists of clueless foxdick zoomers, you autist.
>>274054 >crying w.easel lol
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

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Anonymous 03/06/2020 (Fri) 13:48:12 ID: a21f23 No.39419 [Reply] [Last]
Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?
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>>39419 4Chan is dead lmao
Top F'g Kek >"And so it begins, the great griftening of our times..." SEND MOAR SHEQELS NAO PLOX!111 https://junkuchan.org/shelter/thread/12472.html#12523
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>>269069 >4chan blog >tumblr Wew kad http://4chan.tumblr.com/
I just found this nostalgizing about 4chan by a Xhitter cuck to be highly ironic.
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

chris chan thread Toad 06/30/2021 (Wed) 00:04:58 ID: 7ddbe7 No.107824 [Reply] [Last]
this is a chris chan thread
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>>273594 Process of deduction: I see a Daniel post, it's Daniel. Doesn't just pop up out of nothing.
>>273596 No, you're an obsessed faggot who sees me everywhere bickers I blew out your bussy and can't get over the fact you'll never repay that feeling even 10%, bickers I don't remotely care how you feel and I love myself. Really bro, think about it. I take in hundreds of dollars per week being obnoxious in public, where people scream at me and try abusing me, yet I persist. It's insane that you think your faggot words do anything but strengthen my resolve. Ignoring me "might" make me fuck off but even then I'll talk about my favorite subject
>>273668 <Mad and buttblasted as always about random forum posters from a year ago
>>273668 >I take in hundreds of dollars per week being obnoxious in public, where people scream at me and try abusing me, yet I persist. Damn the panhandling business is good these days
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

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Kuz / KolymaNET / Soyjak.party / Vidlii / Heyuri.net Unironic Ralphamale 08/24/2022 (Wed) 02:38:42 ID: 448cef No.168499 [Reply]
Kuz is a plague within the imageboard community. People see him as an imageboard monopolizer due to the sheer amount of imageboards he owns (along with Vidlii for some reason). Much of the information surrounding him is heavily disputed, claiming to have ran a site called 9channel around 2005, but with little evidence to back it up. He was also the admin of the cancer known as "soyjak.party", a place worthy of its own ridicule, and another site called Heyuri.net. The latter he took from its original owner after months of conflict. He's become involved in the baby monkey hate rabbit hole with Vidlii.com, another fucking site he owns, after it was found that he was hosting that cocks. Have a look for yourselves: More about him: https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Kuz approved life story: https://kuz.neocities.org/kuz.html https://soyjak.wiki/Kuz More links: https://8kun.top/soyjak/res/96.html

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>>168500 About the photos... few people know about this. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/50234771/#50280374
kuzzy will always be a gem
What a scumbag
kuz and kaguya are the same person btw, kuz is a retard with uncontrolled DID

Gnostic Mind Train - Jewish schizo about to end himself Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:29:00 ID: bfa869 No.253951 [Reply] [Last]
Here some lolcow that I'm watching and trolling for four years now. A quick summary: He's an incel jew who wishes he were a woman and constantly wants attention, but as soon as he gets it he gets nervous and starts deleting comments and threatening to delete his channel. He calls himself a spiritualist, but after being humiliated in the comments more than once, he says he's not interested in getting into debates about the spiritual. He categorically denies the existence of demons and claims to be a God, while visiting various psychologists and refusing to listen to anyone even though he thinks he needs help. I decided to create the thread in a hurry bickers I shared his channel with some people and they've been trolling him in recent videos, making him more and more paranoid and butthurt to the point where he's now claiming (as you can never believe) that he's going to delete the channel. https://archive.ph/pUwQz https://archive.is/bRbTn https://archive.is/VDz3m
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>>274556 C'mon, you ugly retard, we all know that's you speaking in the third person and pretending not to be yourself, that's a very common trait lolcows of the most pathetic kind.
>>274563 >speaking in the third person true, such many cases among the most retarded lolcows
>>274577 I'll tell you what, you've have been talking about someone even AFTER they deleted their YouTube, aka, it's me, yet, you're talking about me who isn't even online anymore. You should just archive these videos on YouTube or something bickers you're arguing with.me who isn't even on YouTube anymore doing vlogs. NONE of you have had the balls to backup my videos on YouTube or make parodies of them on YouTube or post them on cringe subreddits, NONE of you, you never will bickers the only Gnostic Mind Train videos that's on the Internet is from Sandra Vovin.
>>274580 >He keeps on with the same retarded gimmick Once again, you are RETARDED=, UGLY AND ABOVE ALL A LOLCOW==
>>274589 You guys sound like you're 15 year olds basically middle school boys who draw dicks on walls or desks all day thinking it's funny or toxic masculine dudes with testicles hanging on your trucks and I don't know why Americans sell those testicles trucks.

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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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this guy is STILL ACTIVE and is still getting 𝓑𝓣𝓕𝓞'𝓭 left right and center all over the interwebz!
British and gay (aren't they all?)
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Some news about Britbong. 1 - He spent the last few months pretending to be Sabby from The Bad Guys and stalking EmptyHero online while pretending to be him, trying to create a rift between them. The thing is, I don’t even think EmptyHero noticed this. Britbong must have simply thought that Empty would notice the fake Sabby seething at him on random sites like Google’s complaint page. 2 - Britbong has been grooming a crossdresser boy from California for months, and this stopped being a simple Discord joke and turned into an IRL date. The boy is a minor. 3 - Still obsessed, Britbong wants The Bad Guys destroyed, only to get angrier when a member of his audience ends up watching their old videos and finding the cocks good. Yet he ended up getting into a spergy slap fight with EmptyHero a few days ago. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IddGCag_do8&pp=0gcJCcYJAYcqIYzv
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UNFUNNY MANLET HOMOSEXUAL
>>273985 >>274402 The unfunny gay manlet did it again! It's only fair if his channels are also mass flagged and he is reported to the British government.

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Please address rampant anorectal violence & misinformation. Toad 11/15/2020 (Sun) 07:08:50 No.90371 [Reply] [Last]
Blatantly injurious erotic anorectal violence—involving a combination of rapid thrusting, a girthy penis/object, and a prolonged duration—is rampant worldwide, facilitated by widespread ignorance (often willful), apathy, and misinformation. It is impossible for resultant anal and rectal injuries and serious/chronic/permanent health consequences to be uncommon due to the anorectum's fragility relating to its anatomy and neuromuscular physiology [References: Anorectal Risks 1-3]. That is why such abuse must constitute severely criminal behavior when more than one person is involved—especially when considering additional factors such as a severely (self-)destructive mental disorder, a strong judgment-impairing drug, etc. Pornography featuring at least anoreceptive abuse can have numerous effects on some viewers. Possibilities include serving as inspiration for their own activities, conditioning them to be aroused by suffering, and contributing to development of associated mental pathology: sexual sadism disorder, sexual masochism disorder, and perhaps even psychopathy at least for younger individuals. [References: Trends & Associations] People with those destructive inclinations currently are having a field day particularly with anoreceptive abuse and spreading disinformation. Some pornography companies are knowingly participating in and/or taking advantage of this situation. All of that is promoting societal decadence.
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>>91847 > it seems as if no one is even fucking listening. Why are these matters I've been crusading over for so many years STILL not being addressed with serious and effective action by many people? I answered my own question: no one is even fucking listening, that's why. "Bad times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times."
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>>94792 >>95865 I've changed my mind again: I've toned things down in the "justice" paste for now (the image is related). I've also decided to de-emphasize "wp" (the Wikipedia critique). Perhaps Wikipedia is a lost cause. >>95758 Now I can "dump and run" without worrying about people using my judgments quite as effectively against me. >>91847 I'll probably focus more on my strongest fetish. I want more fap material. This will be my last post in this thread unless someone else gives me a reason to post in it again.
Educational thread with very important information
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dis you OP?
>>274048 Why are you posting a video of some BPDemon (didn't watch)

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