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Anonymous 01/12/2020 (Sun) 21:10:51 ID: 30052d No.27034 [Reply]
PPP is sperging out in his Discord.
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>>27433 nice cope
>>60621 He cucked to the Гунт long ago and now streams regularly with Cokeski
>platespics
for real, it's platespic faked shit or real? I know that P P P had actual butthurt discussions on discord with Zachfag and even Molifag bc I read some of those by myself back then
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

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Anonymous 05/31/2020 (Sun) 04:14:35 ID: f2a526 No.58837 [Reply]
Anyone remember the old days of YouTube trolling crews? These were the years when you could produce direct video responses to a specific user, creating dialogues from all these back-and-forth videos. A result of these was the rise of YouTube trolls. With the mass normalization of the internet and the subsequent rise in YouTube's popularity during 2007, people uninitiated with the seedier side didn't really know how to deal with trolls. Trolling was still a foreign concept to most of the internet, so it wasn't hard riling up users thinking YouTube was their safe space. From 2007 to perhaps 2011, Fried Chicken Trolling Crew (FCTC) and Patriotic Nigras rose to infamy, but there were other lesser known trolling crews and even some distinct personalities who gained notoriety for tackling controversial topics while claiming to be independent from any particular group. Most of them have long since become inactive and YouTube's sanitization has effectively salted the earth, but their exploits are still fondly remembered by those who there to witness. Anyone got memories to share?
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>>58837 There WAS a time where trolling on youtube was a golden era of lulz. Before it morphed into some e-drama for wealth and fame, joggers like keemstar used to grief on halo and I ain't gonna lie, some shit was legit funny. Now, everything is just trollshielding or just moralfaggotry. I am legit annoyed when kids play online and scream my eardrums off. Also that little fucking twerp who never bothered to even play the game and just spergs around on multiplayer being the absolute definition of a fucking handicap and a pain in the ass. Children should not be allowed on the internet. I don't fucking care what your counter-argument is. They just shouldn't and should be bullied on sight. in fact of course fam I wouldn't feel bad trolling a kid into busting his computer pretending to be Twitch/Microsoft tech support and telling him to apply glue to his fans and pour butter and salt on his hard drive.
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who is this?
>>59345 >back when keem was just a troll in FAG Ye he was a lot funnier back than.
>>99672 Your mom lmao
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gl0wie d0x Unironic Ralphamale 02/21/2023 (Tue) 17:51:01 No.193122 [Reply]
Agent tr00n will never be a woman
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wat
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>>193122 oh, it is those EPIC OLDFAGS the queer newfags talk about.
>>209971 I'm not surprised at psyops on imageboards with everything happening right now, or 4chan and Cloudflare overreacting to a glowie being spotted. But what makes you think this discord tranny is an oldfag kek?
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

/PTG/ Lolcow Thread??? Toad 11/27/2020 (Fri) 08:25:21 ID: bb826b No.91428 [Reply]
Lets discuss some magapede/right wing lolcows and their retardation and stupidity or just post images of them being insufferable faggots.
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*maga
friendly remember, bb826b is a repressor faggot and also some special flavor of commie snowflake projecting his own fuck up problems over the others.
dup PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD
>>98376 cope commie the communism in chilie is now a hoppean anticom state COPE AND SEETH
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Am I an offline cow? 01/25/2020 (Sat) 18:37:45 ID: 3b807c No.29354 [Reply] [Last]
How does someone's life end up like this?
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>>96299 maybe. he was in some /k/ threads last year but since has gone all but silent.
>>29354 Based as fuck. Where are you anon?
>>29354 god willing i will end there myself, no bills and no work only care is where to get food and water
>>29354 I seriously hope you at least know how to make knots, ropes and work the wood, else you are little more than a hobo... i mean you even made your tent in a goddamn puddle.
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Right Wing Lolcows: Julay World Edition Anonymous 09/21/2019 (Sat) 06:57:00 ID: d079ee No.8369 [Reply] [Last]
Dug around the archives, could not find archives of the certain versions of the general. I'll try to fix that should 8cuck return once again. Anyway here's what I did scrounge up-

prequel: https://archive.fo/XSIa7
Origin: https://archive.fo/H3zf4
#3: https://archive.fo/7xJRR
Q-LARP: https://archive.fo/KbdHy

Examples from the various threads I remember
>Kekistan
>GamerGate including Davis Aurini and Jordan Owens, that crew
>Chris Cantwell, the Crying Nazi.
>Mike Cernovich, the "Alpha" who smears random people as pedos for attention
>Sinead McCarthy, White nationalist that doesn't believe trees are real
>Gayben/Moleman9000, Navaverse creator & registered republican voter
>Alphablaster, MAGApede TF2/Zelda sperg featured prominently in #3's OP.
>Religious weirdos lke Pat Robertson
>The republican party establishment & anti-Trumpers like Glenn Beck
>Jordan Peterson & his lobster autists, the saviors of western civilization
>All of the triggered /pol/ spergs who are upset /cow/ is capable of laughing at them because lolcows are an apolitical concept

I'd live to put forward Billy Usher of OneAngryGamer as a candidate for his own thread at some point to.
>always mad and outraged about dumb shit
>incapable of handling himself on twatter https://archive.fo/qC1ic
>is a cuck for Star Citizen
>regularly chimps out at people disagreeing in his comments section. http://archive.fo/0nbJF
just find the OAG thread on foxdicks it's incredible watching him continue to decline, especially after KiA removed him from their whitelist/approved sites.

pic very much related
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>>12338 he's not right wing he's a homosexual. a liar and a murderer.
>>98190 Cope more
>>12338 Yes. >>98190 >thinking those things disqualify him from holding right-wing political views.
>>98190 calm down, P P P
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Anonymous 04/18/2020 (Sat) 00:59:48 ID: 24a67b No.44234 [Reply]
So I'm sure everyone here has probably seen this fatass lately, since there's one obsessed guy (that's probably just him) shilling his videos hard on 4chan and other altchans. Well /tv/ did some digging on Frank and it turns out he's another "shitposter with long embarrassing/incriminating internet history" cow. Frank Hassle is a friend of Sam Hyde (another eceleb/fourchan comedian that's a confirmed tranny fucker/pedophile). His most popular video is the one where him and Sam Hyde track down some pajeet on tinder that wants to have sex with an """underage girl""" in her late teens or some shit. The usual clickbait wannabe chris hansen "pedo hunt". Well, it turns out, our pal Cameron has also said some very pedophilic things in the past, like threatening to rape someone's five year old daughter (sauce: https://youtu.be/djkxztTLzKA?t=16). Right now, this guy is getting fucked with by various people on /tv/ and he's locking everything under a paywall. Despite his obsession with messing with people in public, he's very weak minded and lashes out at criticism. It's common trope in Sam's inner circle of buddies.
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>>44728 can explain it?
>>44234 What is that officespace? Does Sam run HW shit out of there?
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heres some more of him
>>104799 them niggas looks hungry dat white cuck look like some good ribs fo da bar-b-q...
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/cow/ mod gets doxed, whole board is kiked Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 23:19:36 ID: 9ba07f No.17532 [Reply] [Last]
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q

Jonathan Tyler Elliott aka JEWS #8chan/#8kun | 1841 CENTRAL PARK AVE APT 16M YONKERS, NY 10710-2921 cellphone 646-335-2756
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>>101194 no, but I wonder if he's mod from any of the new other /cow/ boards
>>101194 >>101260 Actually hes BO here and on 8kuns /cow/ archive, he has chosen to step away rn due to being bored of the present cows in existence. hes still around on irc
>>101261 >jews is the BO here fake news
he's already doing his best to fuck with the place once again by putting shitty mods and being autistic
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Tranny cows Anonymous 10/05/2019 (Sat) 22:57:06 ID: 23beaf No.10876 [Reply]
Hugo (or Jake, I can't tell the difference in fact of course) of the woke atheist youtube channel TheBibleReloaded just came out as a tranny in a cringy 30 minute video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrksuCrfQ1k

He makes no attempt to pass except for growing his hair longer, and he's been piling on the pounds. Suicide soon.
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>>57393 I can't believe this shit is actually happening. There's no way in hell this fuck is serious about this, and isn't just being some fuckhead who wants to change definitions around.
>>10876 I noticed Hugo has managed to grift almost 10k from wearing a dress over the past year since I last checked this thread: https://www.gofundme.com/f/q6t59s-hannah039s-transition-fund?
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>>20509 he is
anything new about Drassala?
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PATRICK S. TOMLINSON Anonymous 11/13/2019 (Wed) 17:00:32 No.17909 [Reply] [Last]
Maybe you're familiar with good ol' Fatrick. In his own words:

>Patrick S. Tomlinson lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with his wife, a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders.When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago scenes. When not doing either of those things, he can occasionally be found starting enormous fights on social media. He has a particular talent for getting alt-right trolls so upset that they lose bowel control and post transparently fake 1 Star reviews on his books.

Also describing himself as "an actual tough guy", Fatrick is an effeminate fatass who craves validation through social media. He takes more selfies than a 12 year old girl and he tweets hundreds of times a day in hopes of going viral with his lonely cat lady followers.


https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/
https://www.instagram.com/pstomlinson/
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4729556.Patrick_S_Tomlinson
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Don't know if any of you alogs are OnA guys but Fatrick Tomlinson did an interview with a totally real Huffington Post journalist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFnModB9tlc Fatrick admits he's sunk 100 THOUSAND DOLLARS already into his frivolous lawsuit tryingn to sue the internet for calling him fat online. He specifies he DOES NOT WANT this information public lol. He also says if his case gets thrown out he'll be on the hook for a further 17k to pay to the guy who runs OnA forums and sounds like he's about to cry. He also gets out of breath several times in the interview just from talking (NOT FAT BY ANY MEDICAL DEFINITION, CHILD)
>>118392 Part 2 of the Fatrick leaks came out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljC-khqxV1s
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>>119237 Also an interesting article written by the guy posing as a Huffpo journo. https://archive.md/JVJJy
Part 5 is out. Josiah revealed himself to Fatrick, and Fatrick loses it. https://nanaimg.net/fatrick
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