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chen2 Anonymous 10/24/2019 (Thu) 02:19:42 ID: c56dba No.14378 [Reply]
chen2 is a live posting image board made up of users who think magic is real and have an obsession with transexual escorts. They spend all day chatting to each other like a chat room and ban any one they disagree with.
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>>19539 >miya >she Miya was a group account mainly run by an Indian sweaty gamer named Rohit Krishna Okhandiar and an American tranny whose best dox is Nicholas M. Here's a markchan thread with a ton of info on them and the milady network that Rohit now runs as charlottefang77. https://8chan.st/pol/res/27389.html https://archive.ph/rQ1LM
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>>283867 Jesus Christ Sean, bumping every thread short enough to not be bump locked just to hide your thread again? Pretty gay

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Alone on a Friday night? JEWS 03/14/2020 (Sat) 01:25:23 ID: 2baeff No.40288 [Reply]
God, you're pathetic.
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>>225823 It's Thursday, you fucking spastic.
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>>283866 Sean why do this? Just to hide your thread?

Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sera / Big Bertha Unironic Ralphamale 02/08/2026 (Sun) 00:54:55 ID: 675ff7 No.282900 [Reply]
I think it would be funny to have a Rachel thread here
Toasting in pointless bread
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>>283864 Sean Walker posted this

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Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 ID: ea2451 No.16071 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
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>>211604 Is that picture for ants Sauron or Melkor?
any new developments?
>>170667 Last time I checked, the real "winners" just happen to be same guys who knew how to draw: >Andrew Dickman It seems he accomplished the wetdream of any terminal online manchild: HIRED by the cartoon industry and left his socials >ChadRocco Rocco got a bad case of autogynephilia and now larps as a big busted DiC princess peach: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SPcGwqloXTg And yet opting to have another alternative persona (TubbyToon) drawing fat art from shitty cartoons, in which he's got this obsession with Gwen from Ben 10. But at least he can flex his fame to Andrew Dobson: >Goes full aurtistic drawing little girls as 600lbs contenders >Shits on the GOP while praising shitty liberal shows <Backed by his manchildren audience from both Channel Autism and bbw-chan <Despite not improving since the early 2010's https://twitter.com/tubbitoons https://www.deviantart.com/tubbytoon
>>211850 Melkor, the shield is what gives it away.
well?

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Empathchan, Pedophile, Destiny Extraordinaire, and Stinky Unironic Ralphamale 02/28/2026 (Sat) 16:10:02 ID: cf6f74 No.283242 [Reply]
this place is dead, and desperately needs more attention, so why don’t i post a lolcow bitch? *taken from lolcow fags, not kiwi fags* if most of you don’t know who she is here is a recap: empathchan/seppukugirl is a stinky, disgusting irish sweaty gamer ewhore “who does the most controversial thing she can think of for attention.”she started selfposting on 4chan when she was a minor, uploading nudes and videos of her doing disgusting shit to get the approval of /pol/ and /r9k/fags but instead of doxxed, made fun of for her ugly ass features and banned. this might’ve been around the time when her mother died, and her father excommunicated, disowned and threatened to “kill and skin her alive” for falsely accusing him of rape on the internet. according to lolcow.farm, some of the most notable acts she's done for attention is spitting on random people (including homeless people), screaming slurs in public, self-doxxing and begging men to rape and kidnap her, and recently doing blackface. in her spare time now, she sucks off other political pedos online and degenerates, like fellow sweaty gamer destiny’s dick for efame and clout and is now allegedly fucking count dankula and possibly has access to his children. when she not terminally online, she spends her life wasting whatever foster child NEET bux and onlyfans pennies on being an insufferable foreign expat, stalking youtubers and celebrities. https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/2185845.html *INFO my jewish mother FROM LCF* >>2040405 >tries to get into crypto and in with the twitter cryptobros. epically fails when she goes to meet one in bali and he realizes upon meeting her that she's weird and gross so she creates false accusations of being "raped and stranded" against him. proceeds to get clowned on by everyone in the community. >>2064165 >>2064640 >fakes doing meth >>2064294

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More information about her: >she used to own discord servers filled with sweaty gamers >has been notoriously known (and documented) for begging CHILDREN on the internet to buy her nudes and sends them nudes >admitted to the internet that she “likes little boys” >groomed minors and forced them to cut themselves kek why did the thread turn “sweaty gamer” into the word “gamer”
Every single foxdick is worse than any of the cows they make fun of.
Smells like piss and burnt coal up in here

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ZOE QUINN KILL COUNT : 1 Anonymous 08/31/2019 (Sat) 23:56:42 ID: 25d6eb No.4731 [Reply] [Last]
For those sleeping under a rock since 8chan exploded, Zoe Quinn has been a controversial figure in the GamerGate saga. She was known for baseless abuse allegations toward people she didn't have a good relationship anymore, sleeping her way to the top of an industry and scammed people of tens of thousands of dollars in videogame projects that never was completed and released.

Every time, people asked : How can she keep getting away with this?

Turns out the latest person she accused of sexual assault, Alec Holowka (Night in the Woods), was found DEAD this morning. KILL COUNT : 1

Public accusation : https://archive.is/PBQGa
https://wccftech.com/zoe-quinn-publically-accuses-alec-holowka-of-sexual-assault/
Death article : https://archive.is/wFlE6
https://ca.ign.com/articles/2019/08/31/night-in-the-woods-developer-accused-of-sexual-assault-dies

Details are unclear as to why or how at the moment.

She now has bravely and boldly took a stance on her twitter of being off the internet.

How will Zoo Queen get away with it again this time? Discuss.
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>>84777 Very. And the fact that she's an insane evil bitch makes her hotter. >>85823 mommy...
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443
2016 jcaesar187 & Candace Owens talking about Zoe in the embedded in the archive of The jcaesar187 Retort https://web.archive.org/web/20160416205042/http://thejcaesar187retort.com/social-autopsy-founder-unleashes-zoe-quinn-randi-harper-4016016/ Someone also has a copy on YouTube https://youtu.be/YnqQ7bpdxG8?t=73
>>280350 I had to split the url due to a wor d fil ter https://web.archive.org/web/20160416205042/http://theral phretort.com/social-autopsy-founder-unleashes-zoe-quinn-randi-harper-4016016/
The fact that so many cucks not only had sex with that ugly bitch but they were also willing to do favors for her shows how desparate are young male straight men today (if you can call these cucks as men).

Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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Continuing to bully him won't make him kill himself, he obviously wants to be killed or die in an accident, but he doesn't have the courage to do it alone. That's why he ultra-vaxxed himself.
His act of pretending he's not bothering with the thread has collapsed again. And since the new shitty gimmicks were already born aborted, now the smug troonime arc has started again. He's obviously butthurt when anons make fun of his age, it must be hard knowing that all his ex-classmates are now married with kids, and he's on Discord and imageboards getting bullied by people much younger than him. On imageboards that he hates so much and yet is unable to go a single day without using them. https://archive.ph/Bxxuv#168578
https://archive.is/qtj7c Our little jeetcel had one of his biggest meltdowns ever
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>>281207 Hes a totally normal guy
Lmao, I haven't been on any imageboards since October, but I already figured his sad existence would continue the same, regardless of whether I was around to "bully" his old gaycel ass.

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 4 Daniel Lopez 12/21/2025 (Sun) 02:48:52 ID: e29a91 No.280488 [Reply] [Last]
Unwashed edition
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I have noticed that even when it was really easy to report people, some accounts just seem to "randomly" never get suspended. Like that fucking FrogNinjaAccount which jumps in to glaze E-laine sometimes and never posts anything funny. Don't think he had a Premium check either, and I know the check didn't protect people. Hard to say... I don't want to overthink about it any longer.
>>284023 >can't make friends irl She used to have friends, there are plenty of pictures of Pisslame hanging out with friends and at party's boozing it up underage. One of her friends even joined KF to tell a story about Pisslame being a stupid fake rich girl attention whore who tried to sleep with him in exchange for an invitation to some bougie event. She was quite the social butterfly (read: whore). She deliberately decided to throw her real life in the bin and become a terminally online NEET. A strange choice but definitely a deliberate one on her part. >muh mental illness tumblr special snowflake diagnosises Is it 2012 or what? The only one I believe is autism. >family hasn't spoken to me in 3+ years doubt, she is trying to copy J0sh M00n here (obsessed) and hoping people will not contact her mother's very publicly available e-mail address or phone number to tell her what her daughter is up to online. >forgot my own birthday cope cause nobody got you anything cause nobody likes you >throw up before meeting people I thought you were a girlboss? Did you forget already you were pretending to have a job in an office? Clearly you are antisocial and never leave your house. >skill I have is programming

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>>284035 She's fucking stupid and when she's not stupid, she's lying. I think a demon would have a hard time being as dishonest as her. >forgot my own birthday This is gaslighting from her btw, since her birthday is this month. Like half her statements are attempts at gaslighting or deflecting.
Lmfao no way, her birthday is on April 29th the same day Szabo's sentencing is scheduled. The universe could do the funniest thing... Turning 24, looking 44. Sucks to be british.
New thread due to bump lock https://alogs.space/cow/res/284044.html

Unironic Ralphamale 02/05/2026 (Thu) 06:46:58 ID: bdb41c No.282854 [Reply]
Andrea Botez is a Canadian chess player, commentator, DJ and internet personality. She is mostly known as part of the BotezLive Twitch channel with her sister Alexandra Botez. She is also credited as one of the creators who popularized chess on Twitch. Link: https://www.myallsearch.com/search?q=andrea+botez
I got a DMCA claim about this which I have to comply with, so images have been removed. Thread locked for a bit while I investigate.

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Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Guntichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Barry 08/23/2025 (Sat) 21:14:42 ID: 77e6ae No.272811 [Reply] [Last]
Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Гунтichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Daniel Lopez is a homeless ginger-hispanic mutt mystery meat "white" man of dubious legal and immigration status, with an expressed hatred for G​AMERGATEs. He's a former (?) E-laine Miller (TheGatorGamer) simp. <"[E-laine] is already perfect" -Daniel Lopez Despite being homeless for at least the last couple years, after apparently being banned from his mother's house, he somehow has narcissist (narc) tendencies. Former "moderator" of the Onion Farms forums appointed by the Alzheimer's autistic schizophrenic Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, he's been widely hated on both foxdick farms and its splinter forums. Banned by Null from KF on his I Frot The Law account and currently ban-evading there on his "Cancer ♥" sock. <"this dead gay website that maybe 5 people tops use." -Anonymous user's (totally not Danny Lopez's) thoughts on alogs.space Various accusations have been made against Daniel, including Onion Farms users like Nektar Geist and "Crimson Fucker" accusing him of being a sweaty gamer. Personally I believe I've witnessed him making posts about his illegal drug usage. <"I believe in TheGatorGamer. <More than any woman. <May she finds success [sic]" <-Daniel Lopez's thoughts, aspirations and admirations for TheGatorGamer

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That just made my tight little teen neopussy go ice cold :(
>>286008 I don't know how any of those could be Naught when the dirty retard mexican posted Naught's info and said so in the OF thread on KF.
>>286352 >>285735 That watermark will NOT do. That low res will NOT do.

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