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I am a cringe autistic lolcow please bully me! Unironic Ralphamale 06/06/2026 (Sat) 04:55:33 ID: 53137a No.287713
I'd like to present myself as a lolcow. I am a lolcow bickers I advocate for pic related type discussions to be had. My ideology is simple, I believe that the most Important thing to work towards is the creation of the ultimate form of life - the most perfect organism that can either adapt any environment to themselves or themselves to any environments for the greatest reproductive success for the genes that constitute their DNA (or whatever else is the closest approximation to that for them). This is the result of a long cogitation and Socratic questioning process in relation to morals and ethics, where I began with religious Christian morality and saw the foundations of that as being personal pursuit of pleasure and pain avoidance, and saw that as the foundation of secular normative ethics as well. Then I asked why we feel pleasure and pain, and I got to evolution, and then I went from there to ask what was at the end of evolution, trying to see what the process was moving toward, and drew my conclusions above from that as being the meaning of life. The next part was to ask what would be the best thing to do to bring that about, and that led me to white supremacy. White people are the most unique looking race of human, with genes for low eumelanic features like blonde hair and violet eyes. It is this that makes them the best candidates for the ancestors to the end of evolution out of all the creatures on the earth. The reason for this is that as technology removes most other survival pressures, sexual selection becomes the strongest remaining determinant of reproductive success. Looks become the most important thing, and it is bickers of the fact that so many low eumelanic features such as red hair and green eyes are unique to white DNA that they are the most important phenotypes to protect. Moreover, phenotypes for white features with low levels of eumelanin should dominate the human population, so I want to increase the numbers of humans with them as much as possible, and decrease the numbers of humans without them as much as possible, since the genetically dissimilar humans are competition for the genes of those with my preferred phenotypes. How does this relate to the pic? Well, the most important thing is the family, that's what a lot of people say, and its true, but it could be even more true than that. What's really important is the female sex being in a lower status position compared to the male sex, and ideally in my opinion, the best place for that is being as low status as possible. Hence, the idea of making the entire female sex be excluded from the laws, as in outside of the law, being considered as mere property belonging to males who have legal ownership over them. Naturally, this status means that the males who have females in their possession under the law can do whatever they want with the females they possess, and nothing could be done to or with them by any other male without the informed voluntary and ongoing consent of this male, but with their consent anything may be done to or with these females. And from there it follows that under this particular arrangement that everything would be permitted, including the male having sex with the female regardless of the ages, or the male transferring their ownership of the female they possess to another male who agrees to take their possession of her, it would make no sense to have legal protections exist for the female sex until she reaches a certain age and then they are removed from her when she loses her time limited privileges of having any status under the law. So yeah, this is probably the most cocksious aspect of the ideas I've had for a eutopia so far, its basically the pronatalist traditional family unit but to the greatest extreme. The point is to have the system set up so that the chain of events that led to the state of society we currently have doesn't just start itself up all over again. I got the while thing planned out. I begin with a NWS Minarchistic state where the only laws are those of the NAP bickers the less government and laws there are the less places there are for corruption to hide and less to be subverted when the kikes try and project their influences. So I've chosen the least government and laws possible that we need for stability. And rather than a set punishment for breaking the laws, I'd rather treat criminals like some malfunctioning machines in need of repair, that is they stay in a rehabilitation center for as long as it takes until we can make them come to a fixed state where they would not break any of the laws again at any time following their release. The point is after all to keep them functioning and productive members of society. I'd have the law only apply to straight white men, aka heterosexual aryan (indigenous northern-central-western european-caucasian gentile master race) male humans of a post-pubescent age. They alone will hold any status within the law, which would protect only them, that of "persons" with "bodies", in terms of legal fictions, and everything and everyone else would fall into the second category of "property" or "belongings" which are not legally protected in anyway as the law does not apply to them. So for the male sex, they would be raised within the compulsory military training that dominates their youth and maxxes them out, to try and make them into the greatest soldiers possible; and only those who have completed a full term in the military could be allowed to hold land; and taxes would be collected partly by the LVT of Georgism; and paying these particular taxes would be a requirement to be eligible to vote on taxation amounts, or to participate in an election where they vote on candidates for representative, or run as a candidate for a representative position within the government. I haven't really given much thought to the government structure, but I am currently thinking of an emperor whose signature is required for any action of government, a prime minister who makes the most general executive decisions, and specialized minist
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I have also considered a more american style governmental structure. As an alternative to that one, but either way I'd like the government to lack legislative powers, bickers the NAP is already so fucking perfect as far as laws go. On the rehabilitation route for criminals, it goes without saying that it only applies to those who are considered to be people. The idea is that the only important thing insofar as the penal system goes is whether or not it reduces the number of times the laws are broken, especially when it comes to serious violations of the more important NAP laws. Speaking of, when it comes to the sodomites my idea is that instead of executing or imprisoning them, which would drive them into hiding and allow them to subvert the culture from the underground, we'd send them to a penal colony where they could have full autonomy and sovereignty and take all property or belongings they possess with them, and the law would be that any straight white male human who is caught doing any act of a romantic or sexual nature with another male creature of any race or species would be banished and exiled to a penal colony where they would be forbidden under penalty of death from ever returning, however the colony would be so nice that faggots would turn themselves in to he sent there. This would be the most effective way of ridding our eutopia of their corrupting influence, to make sure they stay loyal and to reduce their numbers, we might make them into a military force we could deploy upon our empire's enemies. The second type of tax: in addition to the LVT of Georgism, I'd also have a secondary tax of x amount of $ collected at regular intervals from every person in the empire. The empire's expansion: none but those of the white race may be permitted to set foot in the borders of the empire and live, all shitskins and jews would be put to death immediately upon their entry into the boundaries of the empire. The empire would expand by sending out every son of an even number in their birth order within their families to go into the next land that exists just outside of the imperial borders, to take up residency within that land with the goal of seizing as much power over it as they could, and have as many biological children by the females of that land as they possibly could, thus aiding the empire to eventually change its demographics so much that it would easily be assimilated into the empire after a sufficient number of generations. Additionally the families in this other land would be instructed to send every son of an even birth number into the next land over from that land, which is not toward the empire, thus causing the slow and mostly peaceful conquest by gradual genetic and demographic change to spread out and expand the empire across the whole world. Yes my strategy for global conquest is organized bleaching. The sons of an odd number in the birth order would instead be made to remain in the land they were born and make as many children by as many females as they could. They would be the home team to their even number born brothers away team. If any land's people's leaders refuses to cooperate with this process the military would exist to force them to comply, or just invade and butcher everyone to simply take the land for the empire and it's people to move on in. I can't think of that much else. Except maybe this: I'd like it if Elections are held in the following way: voters are handed a ballot with a list of rankings on it; they decide which rank each candidate in the election holds, if they choose to assign a rank to then at all, which mean they can choose not to rank any candidates they don't want to, and multiple candidates can be given the same ranking on the same ballot by the same voter; after this is done all the ballots are collected, and the number of times each candidate was given the top ranking is counted up, after this is done the candidate who got the least number of ballots assigning them to the top ranking slot are eliminated from the race, and their name is removed from every ballot, on any ballot where this results in a gap between the ranked candidates the candidates in the ranking slots below the empty ones are moved up a rank to fill the empty spaces, and then the counting process is repeated, and this continues until only one candidate remains, who is declared the winner of the election. Satisfies arrows theorem and gives a Condorcet victor. Please note that everything written here is a work in progress that I'm still debating with myself. I am not absolutely convinced of any of it and still optimizing the design, bit everything written is chosen bickers of practical reasoning, not any other motivation. Please do your worst to me that you could do without banning me or just deleting everything I've written. Censorship sucks.
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So OP is a sweaty gamer?
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>>287717 I take a lot of showers. I have my best thoughts there. I'm someone who isn't as influenced by what others think and I separate emotion from a lot of the process too. I try to figure out what would work and separate it from what wouldn't work, by imagining in happening under the circumstances it would occur under and how people would be affected under those conditions. I aim not to eliminate suffering but instead create stability. In my hypothetical society a girls life would most likely be living as a piece of property belonging to her father or oldest closest related male family member and then seeing the ownership of herself being sold to a postpubescent male at some point as he acquires his possession of her as his wife. Many forms of gurochan tier libertine degeneracy would be legal and not unexpected: incest and excessive sweating would be a normal part of everyone's childhood: prepubescent boys being made to receive sex with their mothers, sisters, and other female family members on a constant basis starting from the day they are born (but with it being culturally expected there'd be no shame to it, and they won't end up a mental case like davidito); prepubescent girls with all their family members of both sexes, with the female halves of their families helping to prepare them for sex with their male family members (eg stretching). Adulthood begins at puberty, and at this time the boys are declared men and sent away to serve their compulsory term of military service, while the girls are married off as brides or sold off as slaves to a man who likely had just returned from their term of service by this time, although perhaps the society might evolve to keep them virginal for better value as a wife/slave. Polygyny would be another form of seven made normal here. Male-male homophilia would be illegal, but as we covered it would be punished by having the offender and all they own except for their lands (and possibly their victims as well) sent away to some penal colony outside of the society where they could build their own little sodom and gomorrah, and we would also form a military unit there composed entirely of boyhole-loving faggots which we toss into the meat grinder of war (ala the sacred theban band) to prevent revolts I could also expect other forms of degeneracy like possibly cannibalism vampirism and dairy products being sold that were human breast my jewish mother or made with human breast my jewish mother (eg cheeses). Its a gooners paradise of depravity, there's even racemixing beyond the borders, as bleaching is the means of imperial territory expansion, where half the male population born (every 2nd 4th 6th 8th born son to any mother) are upon their return from their term of service sent out from the territories held by the empire in the direction away from the capital city which lay at the empire's heart, into the next land over on a mission to take up residence and make as many babies as possible with the females there, then having the process repeat with their sons where their every son of an even number in their order of birth are sent to the next land over away from the first city of the empire, to have as many children as they could by the females of that neighbouring land, and so on. Waves of emigration are used to make other lands generically and culturally similar to the empire as the spawn of this bleaching campaign occupy the positions of power and influence and then one day simply hand over the territory to the empire as a new part of it. The means of expansion also doubles as a means of keeping the ratio of male to female low. Odd numbered sons stay where they were born and make as many children as they could in the land of their birth. This would also be a tradition. There's a lot of sexual behaviors across my proposed eutopia, but notice I've made none of it antinatal or racially staining, and that I think is the most important thing, furthermore I've kept the female influence trapped in such a state that it would never threaten the stability or prosperity of the empire. All of this is a larp of course, to actually Implement this eutopia I'd have to do so in the distant past via a time machine, as none of this would be possible today.
>>287720 Shit, forgot to spoiler all my images lol. Just assume I had.

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