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Unironic Ralphamale 01/22/2026 (Thu) 00:40:56 ID: db2ed5 No.282135
It's been 182 days since my femdom queen has posted on Peewee Farms. I miss her so much it's unreal.
I have it on good authority that Lidl Drip is in fact single. Therefor I'm CLAIMING Lidl Drip. I call dibs on this Aryan trans queen. Posers like J0shua Moon and Daniel can fuck right off and go cry in their incel corners. Jk, I don't really care about or want Lidl Dick.
Peelame just unlock your Twitter already instead of whoring for attention on here like that. Lidl Drip will never feed you, she is too busy baking pies for J0sh and spoon feeding him while rubbing his belly while calling him the only good boy in the world.
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>>285521 >>285518 >Null doesn't like trannies at all, you know them trying to murder him and ruin his entire life might have something to do with it The jew will always complain bitterly about what you did to him, but he will never tell you why.
>>287847 Actually he talks about why quite often, first of all the obvious KF is a site filled with TERFs and chuds who don't believe on troon delusions. Second KF allows threads on troons that expose them for being perverts, sexpests and often time p3dos. For example Keffals wanted his thread taken down bickers he was exposed for grooming minors on his catboy discord and sending them HRT without their parents permission. Liz Fong Jones was exposed for being involved with the scam organization trans lifeline and having committed "consent accident" and the two troons who went to J0sh M00n's house were the owners of trans life line, mad that their scam was exposed. Much like most lolcows but with extra noncery and delusion.
>>287843 <Ranting randomly about E-laine in non-TheGatorGamer threads Daniel is completely unhinged.
>>287858 If you need help using a script to delete all your tweets just say the word, this is really quite pathetic how obviously you are doing it manually one by one and it's taking you DAYS!
>>287860 <Daniel Lopez again saying nothing of value
Built for BSC (Big Slobbermutt Cock)
>>287872 Dan posts getting more embarrassing by the minute
>>285511 TheTheGatorGamerGamer himself said that only Ramon could tame E-lame
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Wow, such an own. How will this woman ever recover?
>>288661 They're definitely jerking off to this underaged girls Blockland posts. The way this is so obviously not Lidl Drip and gets more obvious every time they post something she would never say is funny tho.
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<European men aren't really any better at personal than American males <Unless you want to count Turkish men as European, they at least get their hair and beard trimmed regularly <I admit I prefer American men over European despite being European myself. I choose to interpret this as the tranny behind the Lidl Drip account doing rage bait trolling. Like leftys post on /pol/ all the time. Xhe might as well have just gone all out and say xhey prefer the brown dick over Whitey. <I'd rather have to break in a wild american stallion There's no way xhe honestly would have ever thought of or described Null as that. Even if "she" supposedly had the hots for him (and his money). Please. For all the shit Dan gave DroolKitty, this isn't any better.
<The Euro guys all deepthroat the government's dick and can't think for themselves. Women don't talk like this btw, except on Twitter if they're trad LARPing. And EU women NEVER talk like this, ever.
>Rate on a % scale of 0 to 100 for gender (male-female) the tone of the following 2 paragraphs is, taken together: "European men aren't really any better at personal hygiene. Unless you want to count Turkish men as European, they at least get their hair and beard trimmed regularly cause it's a social thing for them, but they bathe in those middle eastern perfume oils and that shit is way too strong. Beats BO smell I guess but not by much. >I admit I prefer American men over European despite being European myself. The Euro guys all deepthroat the government's dick and can't think for themselves. I'd rather have to break in a wild american stallion than have one of these boring circus downies trotting in a circle all day." To rate this clearly, I need to establish what the scale represents. I'll interpret 0 as maximally feminine-coded tone and 100 as maximally masculine-coded tone. I'd rate these paragraphs at approximately 65-70 on that scale. Here's my reasoning: Masculine-coded elements (pushing the rating higher): Heavy vulgarity and crude sexual language ("deepthroat," "shit," etc.) — typically associated with masculine-coded speech in many cultural contexts Crude, explicit animal/sexual metaphors ("break in a wild american stallion") Aggressive, confrontational tone without softening language Direct, unfiltered judgments without concern for politeness or social smoothing Sexual objectification presented matter-of-factly Feminine-coded elements (pulling the rating lower): The critical, judgmental perspective on men and their autonomy ("can't think for themselves") Objectification of men as creatures to be managed or judged Personal preference narrative (which can feel more relational/evaluative) Concern with physical appearance and grooming standards Overall: The tone leans masculine-coded primarily bickers of the crude vulgarity, lack of hedging language, and aggressive directness. However, it's not extremely masculine-coded bickers the underlying perspective critiques and objectifies men rather than celebrating conventional masculine traits. If you meant the scale differently (female-coded = 0, female-coded = 100), let me know and I can adjust!
>>288692 This monkey torturer really is the king of dishonest reporting, it says in that post "I prefer American men" and he writes "Lidl states she prefers Turkish men".
>>288694 >So autistic he needs a robot to affirm his delusions This is /cow/ not /robowaifu/ tranny
>women don't say racist and crude things The kind of woman who would marry Null would absolutely be the most racist woman you have ever met.
>>288700 "She" said that "she" prefers American men and consider Turks to be about equal to or better than Europeans. Which is cuntish of a supposedly Belgian woman to say, as you can figure out, Dan. >>288701 >>288702 You didn't refute anything the bot (which is smarter than you) said, Traniel.
So next just don't post when you have nothing to add, Fagiel.
>>288700 >/robowaifu/ I'll admit that part made me laugh but keep in mind that talking shit about /robowaifu/ is a good way to antagonize the admin and it sure would be a shame if you actually banned, Daniel.
Cuz Robi probably has an actual Robowaifu built at this point, Dan.
But where would the majority of the board activity be if Robi actually banned Dan, like he should have months ago if he was competent at all.
Lidl Droon's scale of men: Americans > Turkroaches > Eurocucks "She" prefers only the Black Americans though.
>>288745 How do you ban someone on an image board?
>>288754 Go to 4chan and spam post thread "How do I get banned here" and find out, yah noob.
>>288755 Right. And then after I change my IP in 5 seconds what happens?
>>288756 <change my IP in 5 seconds Get your dumb ass range banned I guess.
Asking questions you already fully know the question to so you can pretend to smart just makes you very gay btw.
I'm not drunk btw I promise.
>>288757 And you expect the jannies to do this to appease you, an obsessive meth tranny?
>>288760 I expect 4chan jannies do what now?
>>288761 Kinda like your mom don't care about you eh Dan.
No idea why you'd think I have personal control of 4chan jannies and wasn't just saying what would likely happen if you pissed them off and kept evading IP bans.
Is Xir even still alive? All these dipshits keep yapping about someone who hasn't posted in months. Bet someone had to rope, xir certainly took everything pretty seriously
Finally some fresh cocks. https://snark.vegas/threads/maria-martinez-lidl-drip-ningyou-mapholie-3322-miika-mieke-miikamurderdoll-mooky-tan-work-in-progress.90/ I barely knew anything about this lady, but the more I read about her, the weirder it gets. First of all, it's Fat Girl Angle Shots all the way down, which is unsurprising given that her alleged boyfriend weighs has the fat mass of all of Pensacola's fast food chains combined. Second, and this is also unsurprising, she has exactly zero taste in anything, making it unusually plausible that she actually could be a girlfriend of TheTheGatorGamerGamer. Whoever made that
>>288859 Shitty thread with no actual proof that this person is KF user Lidl Drip, we already went over this in the Yeop thread.
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>>288859 Guess I hit enter before I even attached a Fat Girl Angle Shot. Shit happens. Anyway, whoever made this threat on this gay forum here went through the trouble of archiving all of her entertainment playlists for some fucking reason, and bickers I'm exactly the kind of sicko who finds others' bad taste funny, and I was not disappointed. She may very well be listening to Linkin Park and Evanescence with J­o­s­h, who as far as I know doesn't have any taste either. >>288860 What the fuck is a Y­e­o­p? Go back there, newfag.
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>>288860 On that point, one of the hundreds of archived links in this thread archived her Steam account and she does indeed have TheTheGatorGamerGamer as a Steam friend. The thread, despite being on some terrible forum that's converting pictures to .webp, is extremely thorough for what could otherwise be a random Steam friend, which suggests to me that there's insider information that I'm missing from my own decade-plus disengagement with the foxdicks. Show me more shit from these archived links, and show me in this fucking thread where she's the subject. If there's a compelling counterclaim to this being TheTheGatorGamerGamer's girlfriend, current or former, provide it.
>>288862 No there is no "insider information". Maria Martinez is a woman Jösh knew 15 years ago on Blockland forums, which is why they are friends on Steam. There is no connection between Lidl Drip and Maria other than they are both European women who know Jösh. The 10,000 archive links are there to give the appearance of being thorough while actually making no effort to show any evidence connection these people together.
>>288876 Who was it that connected these people together?
>>288879 Arent you a simp for Pedolame?
>>288879 Bro can you not read? It's the guy called Yeop who also has a thread on here currently right next to this one in the catalog.
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>>288881 You mean to tell me that Yeop isn't some new forum or social medium that you foxdick faggots are using? Like Yelp, but autistic or something?
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>>288882 I went and read the "Yeop thread" and I'm still not totally convinced that it's about a person named Yeop. It's just fox­dicks anonymously celebrating that the guy ate a Twitter ban.
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>>288880 Are you going to tell me why she should have seven /cow/ threads when none of them are funny? Both her threads, that Yeop thread, and this thread are filled with people who are clearly not /cow/boys just bitching about how mad they are at these people. This is a lolcow board and I come here to laugh at people, and you and your friends seem to come here bickers you're afraid of these unfunny people. Even better, you're usually giving me the reactions I want. Is there a hostile environment on the foxdick farms preventing you from having your unfunny bitchfits there with your unimportant names visible to each other, even when the point is ostensibly defending J­os­­h? Why even post this shit here if you're not trying to make me or even each other laugh? Why invite me to laugh at your inert anger at your bully? You're not fooling me or any other /cow/boy and you don't seem to be enjoying yourselves.
Didn't read most of Yeops post cause that shit is way too long and he should learn how to identify important information and put that front and center, the way this shit is presented is atrocious. Anyway I was scrolling down this eternal list of posts that is apparently just Lidl Drip feverishly defending Jösh and glazing him at every opportunity and that's honestly pretty cute and I wish them the best. I can't think of a single person in this sektur who has a woman who is this devoted and obsessed with her man. Jösh my man don't fuck this shit up.

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