INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there

<universal high income ($3,000/month adults; $3,000/month per minor paid to parents), paid to everyone in the U.S. including non‑citizens, with all federal taxes and active tariffs abolished >Bottom line: the program would produce a huge short‑term cash windfall for individuals but create an unprecedented fiscal hole (~$15–20T/year beyond current deficits), destabilize markets and the currency, and trigger political and institutional crises that would likely force reversal or catastrophic inflation. Elon Musk is a genius! 🤡

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Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him

Styx is cringy youtuber and a piece of shit. Read his foxdick farms page if you don't believe me. His ex-gf's enter his thread and start dropping dirt on him. And before you start damage controlling for your favorite skeletal friend-simulator and saying don't believe women bickers they lie, he admits it was all true in a couple videos. Here are some key bits: -He creeped on several underage youtubers. Wrote comments on their channels and cringey lines flirting with them. When told that one of them was underage, he replied "Perfection can wait." Got rejected by StelleToad McKinley. Makes vague YouTube videos crying about it. Write youtube comments about walking into the woods and alluding to not coming back with suicide-poetry to cope with the rejection. Was drinking himself to sleep with wine to cope, not eating much food, and crying. -He wears makeup and unironically thinks he looks good despite being butt-fucking ugly. -He is the definition of a poser and a try-hard. His entire identity is larping. -Gets confronted by "Revenge of the Cis" on Tonka's Kumite show about his creeping on underage youtubers and pedo accusations (Stella Christine/Stelle Toad McKinley and at least 1 other). Styx tries to get his braindead audience to flag down the show in real-time (strangely never gets flak even though Toad McKinley was bullied for years about flagging jcaesar187's stream down "Matt NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.") Eventually comes on the Kumite drunk and threatens to sue them and says, "Do you know how much money I make. You don't wanna mess with me!" Is seething and fuming and sounds like a disturbed mess. However, Styx says that the youtube comments were fake and doctored in photoshop. He lied about this to avoid the embarrassment and humiliation of being rejected by the girl and for being accused of pedophila since she was underage. The comments were real. Styx lied under pressure. But ROTC apologizes in the moment bickers it's awkward and sing him Happy Birthday. -StelleToad McKinley, an underage youtuber, broke his heart and publicly embarrassed him. Styx was writing gay poetry about how heartbroken he was and was planning on grooming the girl to be his woman. He lied about the whole thing and pretended it was all faked, photoshops by Antifa to cover his larpy, cringy, ass. -He has hard-drives of nudes of all the women he flirts with and tries to pressure them into masturbating on camera with him over webcam. -He convinced a young women to move into his parent's Vermont home NEET-cave bedroom. -He impregnated the women and cheated on her. -Styx pressured and threatened the women into having an abortion bickers he thought he was too young to have to accept responsibility for his actions (He was 30 at the time. Lol). -Styx threatened to secretly slip her an herbal drink made from his herb garden that would abort her baby if she didn't comply and go to Planned Parenthood to abort it, saying the drink would give her a heavier menstrual flow for the month as it killed the baby. -Styx drove his gf to her Planned Parenthood appointments but when she wanted to get something to eat from a restaurant across town, Styx refused and shit his pants and didn&apos;t do the basic accommodation for the gf he just made abort her own baby. bickers Styx has anxiety and he's not used to leaving his bedroom as a NEET so the whole world makes his autistic brain have a panic attack and unfamiliar locations hurt his autistic brain that craves routine and familiarity. -Styx starts cheating on his gf with a black women from the UK that he flies into Vermont and meet in hotel rooms. -Styx lies about it to his live-in gf, gaslights her, but she finds out anyway. She beats him up and he deserves it and more. -Styx uploads a couple videos on YouTube, moping and crying, trying to elicit audience sympathy and get counseling, complaining about his personal life. His audience eats it up, bc he's their friend-simulator that talks to them through the screen evey day and he seems like a nice guy when he talks to you every day in his 5 minute videos. Lol. Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gasey were also very nice guys and pillars of the community, until they found out they were rapists and serial killers with bodies of little boys underneath Gasey's house and Bundy's trail of dozens of murdered women. -As a narcissist, Styx cries about his personal problems to his audience, even though he was the one that caused the drama with his cheating on all his gf's. The skeletal narcissist cries out in pain as he strikes you. -Styx starts cheating with another Dutch youtuber named "Elizabeth's Philosophy" who is an ugly-average blonde woman with no eyebrows and looks like a Neanderthal. She sends his a boob pic so he has to fly to the Netherlands to get that ugly Dutch girl pussy.

NULL POSTING AS TRANS ON /LGBT/ i dont care if its real or not really i just find it insanely funny https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/21737762/#21743825

Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

The Poast sweaty gamer network (PPN) was created by noted anti twitter user, ex 4tran janitor, and alleged crypto milionaire, anime graf mays, to host wyatt after he got banned on twitter. Wyatt used to be a fixture on the old TRS forums, and Graf on twitter tread in similar areas as a TRS clout and social media addict named borzoi. Borzoi, bootstrapped his way up the TRS clout ladder, hosted several shows, and used his lit degree to impress the TRS audience so much that he was able to get an exceeding amount of clout. Over time, borzoi began to resent twitter b/c he kept getting banned, which got in the way of his dopamine, so he grew to resent twitter. When graf started poast, borzoi shilled it on TRS really hard, meaning poast's early userbase was 1/2 RW anti twitter people, and 1/2 people who knew borzoi/were TRS people. The latter group would morph into what we call podcast race today. TRS would bring poast staples like DK (noted telegram cocks farmer, borzoi ass kisser, and white nationalist buddhist), Randbot (Sven worshipper and the person in all of this most of you are the most familiar with), Alex McNabb (noted mutant, hater of poor white people, and father of a heroin baby IIRC) and Sven. Well things were pretty good for awhile, albeit NJP/TRS would occasionally get into fights with non-supporters, culminating in a series of hellthreads prior to and when TheTheGatorGamerGamer joined poast (the 4th jimpact of TRS for the record). These would leave key moobment figures like Sven and borzoi dissillusioned with fediverse, with borzoi involved in nosegate Read about the nosegate here: https://wideboys.org/Battle_of_the_Bulging_Nose Overtime Borzoi's endless spergery slowly gains more enemies on fedi, many of whom he terms "mad-at-podcasts-race, calling something xrace being a joke from one of his podcasts. The logical response, podcast race, becomes the term de-jour for his ball fanners. Eventually the stress of "hellthreading" and having people tell you they don't like your cocks gets to Sven, who calls everyone on poast a sweaty gamer and quits (iirc, its covered in this thread), which causes Graf to unban the nose emoji, call sven and co jews and causes borzoi to private and then delete his fedi public presence. This caused the first of several major rifts in the podcast race community, the founding of mugicha (a poast refugee instance), and randbot being in an awkward situation between the two e-dads who enable his grift (sven and graft).