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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>Mr. Trump goes full autistic Can we please impeach (again) this unintelligent, senile, criminal 80 year old boomer already. I'm tired of this Republicuck clown show. Impeach and convict him. Then let it all crash and burn when he refuses to leave office. I'm ready.

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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Hey, whoever made that "PLEASE REPORT ME" post in the last hour or 2, kindly off yourself.

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NULL (possibly(hopefully)) OUTED AS TRANS Toad 08/18/2021 (Wed) 01:13:50 ID: ab0c6b No.115132 [Reply] [Last]
NULL POSTING AS TRANS ON /LGBT/ i dont care if its real or not really i just find it insanely funny https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/21737762/#21743825
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Sorry I almost forgot to do it bickers your so-called argument was so incredibly baseless and a waste of time, I just almost couldn't be bothered.
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>Null trying to analyze his website visitors' analytics
They would not change your name and give you a do-over. In a deradicalization program, you keep your name and your criminal record (if you have one) and then they monitor you closely forever to ensure you do not re-radicalize. The only scenario you get a new identity is witness protection: Youre involved in something criminal and you rat. The first rule of witness protection is, you just leave. You do not announce youre going in or making a deal. A handler finding out you got white claw wasted and started babbling about this on your website woyld start flipping out immediately. So you tell me: Is he lying? Did he slip up about whoever hes snitching on bickers he cant handle his liquor? Or is he just fantasizing about running away, assuming a disguise, and having an air of mystery bickers hes ashamed of who he is and all hes done to hurt people, and knows he will be looking over his shoulder forever for it.
>>291146 Holy shit, what drug is he on lately. He needs to take a walk.
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>>291147 Chris Chan's Tactical Nuke Against the foxdickfarms

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 8 Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:58:19 ID: ce7806 No.290167 [Reply] [Last]
Le Anti Kiwi Edition
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>>291080 She is such a mentally stunted child that she believes people cook and clean simply for fun and not bickers it's part of being a functional adult who has to take care of themselves and their surroundings. That's how you can tell she has never lived independently on her own in her entire life. Yes there are people who enjoy cooking, but most people do it just bickers they want to nurish their bodies with healthy foods. Self care is another concept that is completely foreign to this stinky piss covered filthy trash demon who imbibes only drugs and fast food, never showers or exercises and then wonders why she always feels like shit and has health problems. Never change, pisskike.
Looks like she made some kind of lasagna or casserole in that one image she posted, but I sure as hell wouldn't touch any of her food.
>>291152 These are Tiktok she has liked, not her own. Ironic she liked a cooking video since she views cooking beneath her. I just realized she updated her X account.
She is claiming she is going offline for two years to focus on her studies. How many times has she stated she is going offline but then is back online a few days later? I included the other Tiktok bickers of the book in the background caught my eye. It's an Macat analysis book on CS Lewis' book "Abolishment of Man." It is supposed to be a hard book to read. If Pisslaine has such a high IQ why does she need a book that gives a summary and an analysis of the book? https://www.worldofbooks.com/products/analysis-of-c-s-lewis-s-the-abolition-of-man-book-ruth-jackson-9781912127290#9881570672913
Abolition not Abolishment.

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Elon Musk billionaire lolcow thread Grak 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:02:39 ID: 0f70d6 No.286577 [Reply] [Last]
<universal high income ($3,000/month adults; $3,000/month per minor paid to parents), paid to everyone in the U.S. including non‑citizens, with all federal taxes and active tariffs abolished >Bottom line: the program would produce a huge short‑term cash windfall for individuals but create an unprecedented fiscal hole (~$15–20T/year beyond current deficits), destabilize markets and the currency, and trigger political and institutional crises that would likely force reversal or catastrophic inflation. Elon Musk is a genius! 🤡
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>Destiny's son Nathan, 16, is evidently a part of a child pornographer clique. It's called Twitter. Also you could have looked at what Nathan was posting a year so ago, about threatening to bomb his school or something like that, and you could have seen back then that there was something not right in that boy's head. In fact he lost his previous Xhitter account over it, iirc, and had to make a new one. Forgot about that until now. Steve/"Destiny" (his father) is also a huge, tremendous faggot. So that doesn't help, of course.
Imagine spending your Sunday night writing a full-blown dissertation on the marriage habits and offspring counts of obscure neoreactionaries just to feel a spark of dopamine. The sheer amount of effort put into this "unironic" post is the most ironic part of the whole thing. The "I don't actually believe in this, but let me write a paragraph pretending I do so I can call you a retard" maneuver is a classic. It's a bold strategy to call someone "schizo" while you're basically running a private intelligence agency on the sex lives of ecelebs who don't even know you exist. Counting Yarvin's children is a wild hobby, but go off. Please, tell us more about the geopolitical nuances of "gay crypto things" while you're staring at a closeup of Sam Hyde's face in a dark room. Absolute top-tier larping.
>>290759 -> >>290544 >>290545 Please have patience. Bubbles is only significantly less stupid than you are.
I wish i hadnt sucked my sons wiener when he was a baby bickers he sure turned out weird :(
There's at least one Nitter instance up, not the main cuck one and not the two that were run by Graf. I won't link it but you can find it. For anyone that doesn't know. Maybe this is old news but I couldn't be bothered to check until today.

KampungBoy/Yeop Unironic Ralphamale 06/30/2026 (Tue) 23:00:46 ID: 1c1b6c No.288527 [Reply] [Last]
J0sh Moon's number one gay-log, yapper.
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I wish grandpa hadnt raped my son when he was a toddler
Fat, stupid gook.
I'm curious about updates on this fat, stupid, gook pedo animal raper but I can't be bothered to look up any intel by myself!
No updates, he is still doing the same old thing of spending every waking moment a-logging Jösh on Twitter and sucking the nuts and poophole of 3th4n R4lph clean better than Scarlett Hampton ever could.
>>291142 He posts on this board also.

Daniel Lopez / Chemo / Cancer ♥ Season 2 Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 00:15:16 ID: 05074f No.286403 [Reply] [Last]
This board's resident loony.
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>>291115 kek, I completely agree with the other posters. you've yapped and contributed absolutely nothing to the thread. just take the L and stop posting.
There's nothing to contribute to the thread. I posted some cringe, I did some cool shit, I made a bunch of undesirables upset. If they tried to post anything recent they'd have to admit my opinions are correct and I'm funnier than they are
>>291123 >There's nothing to contribute to the thread ill make that determination.
>>291123 >you've yapped and contributed absolutely nothing to the thread. just take the L and stop posting. Reposted since it didn't get through your extremely thick skull the first time.
Unfortunate that I have to bump this thread constantly since everyone is too much of a cuck to give Daniel the irl beatings he deserves, so instead we just have to highlight his absolutely embarrassing shenanigans.

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Unironic Ralphamale 01/22/2026 (Thu) 00:40:56 ID: db2ed5 No.282135 [Reply] [Last]
It's been 182 days since my femdom queen has posted on Peewee Farms. I miss her so much it's unreal.
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>>289376 "her"
>>282135 I know Daniel Lopez will crucify me for this but, but man I find the Mexican version of Lidl Drip so hot. The other versions are totally valid too, I guess!
>>291134 That's not her tho, Oniontroon faildox.
>>291143 And you know her real dox how, tardshit
Also Lidl is a tranny so yes that's not the real dox. Keep simping for a tranny, Daniel Slowpez.

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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply] [Last]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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>>291103 I don't think you realize how little I care, loser. Go pop a titty skittle and quit crying, Bean Tranny
>>291103 why did you swat me dyno? i shit his pants and did nothing wrong you tranny freak
>>291104 Homeless. >>291105 Another delusional person who doesn't contribute anything to society.
"Person" sockpuppet actually mb.
Hey Naught how you enjoy your gay homeless Californian pedo life?

Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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Lmao, I haven't been on any imageboards since October, but I already figured his sad existence would continue the same, regardless of whether I was around to "bully" his old gaycel ass.
Interesting thread
>>288116 What a coincidence. I just created a thread about brown leftist incels. I wouldn't be surprised if Nuzach actually spends considerable time on incel Discord and forums, perhaps trying to groom zoomers.
More like Snooze-Ack

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