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Welcome to /sw/ Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 03:13:34 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction.

Tips:

• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here.

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

6: Always check the catalog.

7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.

The Rules:

• The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit.

May the Force be with you, troopers.
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>>5155 Certainly agree.

Moving Time: The Board is Migrating Stormtrooper 08/07/2021 (Sat) 02:04:36 No.5051 [Reply]
Troopers pack your bags while you can. Its time to move somewhere less broken. NEW BOARD LINK: https://anon.cafe/sw/
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>>5144 don't forget, there's https://cytu.be/r/star-wars as a bunker.

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Stormtrooper 01/08/2020 (Wed) 15:03:16 No.1680 [Reply]
KOO NEE TANG! NA NA NA... AH LAWAH! KOO NEE TANG!
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>>1681 >>1689 >>1690 >>1691 >>1697 na.. na.. na.. AH LAWAH! KOO NEE TANG!
>>1689 It's horrible. >>1690 It was a pretty mediocre scene in the theatrical version, but it was in the background and added to the atmosphere instead of being this ostentatious performance.
I only liked this because of Oola
hmm
As bad as what jewcus did when he didn't have tard wranglers it's still less gay and retarded then the nigger and troon filled yidsney slop.

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/sw/ YouTube & Misc videos thread Stormtrooper 01/30/2020 (Thu) 23:35:45 No.2263 [Reply]
starting off with a modern classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA rules: don't post cringe (good vibes only)
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How “How Star Wars was saved in the edit” was saved in the edit (sort of, but not really): https://yewtu.be/watch?v=olqVGz6mOVE Only came across this absolute gem just now, when a YouTube commenter pushed back on this retarded RLM cope that the original Star Wars/Episode IV was only a success because the other editors, especially Lucas’ ex-wife, saved the film in the editing room. I’ve seen this claim repeated by individuals who should know better, like Nerdrotic and Geeky Sparkles from Clownfish TV, and it is an attempt by RLM detractors to remove even the praise for the original Star Wars from Lucas. Excellent video that ought to be shown anyone who ignorantly repeats the claim that Lucas’ ex-wife saved the film in the editing room.
>>5195 Such a retarder take by retarded people, reddit letter media needs to die.
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>>5196 Weirdly, the original Plinkett reviews by Reddit Letter Media seems too edgy for present day Reddit. It is disheartening that some YouTubers still parrot the same lies and half-truths originating in these RLM videos to this day. It has become so ingrained in their minds that they are unlikely to admit that they were mistaken (“He was deceived by a lie. We all were.”) or even bother to look too deeply into the prequels. One thing watching these videos recently made me rethink is this demand by Nerdrotic and others, that they, the filmmakers, but in reality now, the corporations, respect the fans. I get that they want modern politics and radical leftists out of the filmmaking process, but they also feel entitled to an auteur to please them and make them feel the same way they did when they first saw Star Wars as a child. Red Letter Media and the Star Wars Prequels: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=OkW035f_hZ8 And the same YouTuber’s playlist of “good Star Wars videos”: https://yewtu.be/playlist?list=PL6NUp5rtRcmqG_qg0gHweq-1AM0tmxbGm These excellent videos on Star Wars now make it nigh impossible to go back to these low IQ takes from Chris Gore/FilmThreat, Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic, et al.
>>5197 >the original Plinkett reviews by Reddit Letter Media seems too edgy for present day Reddit What isn't? It seems like those trannys are constantly coping, seething and dilating over literally everything.
>>5198 In particular the dragged-out joke of Mr Plinkett being a killer who has a hooker in his basement. If their “review” had been released today, I think the Reddit crew would think it was misogynistic, and there is no way anyone in Hollywood, like Damon Lindeloff and Simon Pegg, would dare come out to hail it. The whole bit with the hooker feels like a more edgy version of the shitty skits you would see on ThatGuyWithThe Glasses/Channel Awesome; Linkara loved that cringy gimmick. Now the RLM guys are too afraid of their YouTube bucks being taken away from them to do or say anything edgy. Last I heard someone mention them it was Mike “the self-loathing kike” Stoklasa whining that they were being suppressed by YouTube. The most obvious answer is likely that they are no longer cool and interesting. There are countless people making long-form videos on Star Wars now and they are old and washed up, and, I think, many have realised that the prequels are actually good films, especially now that Stoklasa’s suggested director JewJew Abrams helped ruin the saga.

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The Epstein list and MK-ULTRAed children Stormtrooper 09/24/2025 (Wed) 16:08:36 No.5173 [Reply]
The elite would rather start World War 3 than admit that the Epstein list is merely the tip of the iceberg and that they are literally programming certain spiritually gifted children from birth, aka the GATE program, to be superhumans. It's like how the Jedi kidnapped children and then brainwashed them in the Jedi temple. The Sith were the heroes after all. The Jedi are literal pedophiles.
All jews are pedophiles. All faggots are pedophiles. All shitskins are pedophiles. All leftiods are pedophiles.

bring back ganja yoda aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 06/03/2022 (Fri) 11:07:14 No.5099 [Reply]
DO IT FAGGOTZ... AND SPREAD IT TO HTTPS://ANON.CAFE TOO!!!!
TEST
even the onion link is down; anon.cafe is fallen.

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sw vs disney shit collection thread Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 23:04:59 No.4 [Reply] [Last]
basically a thread to dump all imagemacros, montages and more showing the faults of the mouses attempts at sw
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>>4263 >Eckhartsladder Yeah he's a faggot, and just look at him shilling for trannigger Squadrons for months now.
>>4263 >I use to like Eckhartsladder What did you expect? He is just another normalfag >>4271 >shilling for trannigger Squadrons He is pushing that shit hard, there is a $20,000 shekel tournament or something like that.
Will any of (you) be willing to make an effort post on Andor, whether it's season one or the recent second season? Gotta find something worthy within the Mouse's void now that it outlived the cozy cafe board.
>>5166 If you ever found yourself thinking "I would like to see what life in the Star Wars universe is like for normal people", or, "I want an espionage thriller set in this universe," or, "I am tired of all of these Force users being the focus all the time," then you'd probably enjoy Andor. S1 is generally good. It is logically consistent and all of the characters behave in a believable fashion. The show is separated into 3-episode arcs that each do a great job of showcasing new characters, new locations, and new aspects to Star Wars. The most notable thing about the show, to me, is that every character is well-developed, and their motivations are reasonable - this is true even for the Imperial characters, who are portrayed as calculating and competent. I enjoyed every episode and I don't really have much negative to say about it. S2 is not as good, but it has its moments (particularly episode 10). It feels much more rushed than S1, and sometimes illogical things happen that you just sort of have to go with. The writing in S2 is generally worse than S1, probably because of the various entertainment industry strikes that have occurred over recent years. S2 also suffers because the showrunners tried to fit something like 5 years of events into 12 episodes, and the constant timeskips really hurt the storytelling and character development. The show was written by literal communists, so you will have to keep that in mind as you watch. S1 is not too heavy-handed with the political messaging, but S2 can be at times. Gilroy gave interviews saying that he based Cassian's character off of young Josef Stalin, which is a crazy thing to say, but that gives a little insight into the people behind the show - typical subversive, pretentious Hollywood types who live their entire lives in ivory towers. The first 3 episodes of S2 have a subplot about illegal immigrant farmers that feels very forced; the only saving grace for these episodes is that they also feature a separate story for Cassian that is really interesting. Overall I would strongly recommend watching S1. S2 I would tentatively recommend but with a warning that it's just not as good as S1. Both are better than anything else Disney has made since buying the IP.
>>5168 >it's the best yidsney has done with star wars Which is the lowest of low bars. It's still yidsney, it's still commie slop. If you HAVE to watch it, pirate. Don't give (((them))) the views, don't pay for yidsneyHIV+ or whatever streaming service it's on.

Stormtrooper 10/07/2024 (Mon) 03:45:22 No.5151 [Reply]
What's the worst looking alien you've seen boys?
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you're mom
>>5151 Any Star Wars fan

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Random Discussion Stormtrooper 03/14/2020 (Sat) 17:17:52 No.2730 [Reply] [Last]
Since this board is dead Anything goes in this thread. As a starting topic, the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Even if they were controlled opposition, were they in the right? How would things have gone if, somehow, the CIS were allowed to become independent?
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>>5046 >This nigger is probably the reason Battlefront III and who knows how many others never got released. Yep. >The rapid scaling down of internal projects at LucasArts was also reflected in its handling of games developed by external developers. During the tenure of Ward, Free Radical was contracted to produce Star Wars: Battlefront III, which had been in production for 2 years. Free Radical co-founder Steve Ellis described how working with LucasArts evolved from being "the best relationship we'd ever had with a publisher"[50] to withholding money for 6 months and abusing the independent developer's position to withhold the full project cancellation fee—this was a major event which contributed towards Free Radical entering administration.
>>5039 LucasArts? You're talking about video games, i'm talking about the whole, the franchise, the continuity, the storytelling, the themes. Force Unleashed opened a can of worms in terms of narrative, character, continuity issues.
>>5046 Battlefront III along with 1313 and many others got fucked long 2004 though, around 2011 when the Disney talks began
Continue your argument here troopers. https://anon.cafe/sw/res/2730.html#q5032
>>2730 They would have won if they had not been stupidly cheap on the targeting scopes used in their droids. And if they had gone for one droideka instead of ten B1s.

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Lewd Thread Stormtrooper 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:17:37 No.22 [Reply] [Last]
Post your best lewds.
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Fuck I mean [rainbowtext]PLZ[/rainbowtext]
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>>5134 >Ashoka >>5135 >[rainbowtext]PLZ[/rainbowtext] >>5136 >≔≔ ( Y ) ≔≔ not even sure if you were actually trying or juist throwing shit at the wall here
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>>1400 And Jabba's juicy saggy tits!

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