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“It is not enough to begin; continuance is necessary. Mere enrollment will not make one a scholar; the pupil must continue in the school through the long course, until he masters every branch. Success depends upon staying power. The reason for failure in most cases is lack of perseverance.” -t. Miller


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Lurk Less: Tasks to Tackle Robowaifu Technician 02/13/2023 (Mon) 05:40:18 No.20037 [Reply]
Here we share the ideas of how to help the development of robowaifus. You can look for tasks to improve the board, or ones which would help to move the development forward. You could also come up with a task that needs to be worked on and ask for help, use the pattern on top of OP for that, replace the part in <brackets> with your own text and post it. >Pattern to copy and adjust for adding a task to the thread: Task: <Description, general or very specific and target thread for the results> Tips: <Link additional information and add tips of how to achieve it.> Constraints and preferences: <Things to avoid> Results: Post your results in the prototypes thread if you designed something >>18800, or into an on-topic thread from the catalog if you found something or created a summary or diagram. General Disclaimer: Don't discuss your work on tasks in this thread, make a posting in another thread, or several of them, and then another one here linking to it. We do have a thread for prototypes >>18800, current meta >>18173 and many others in the catalog https://alogs.space/robowaifu/catalog.html - the thread for posting the result might also be the best place to discuss things. >General suggestions where you might be able to help: - Go through threads in the catalog here https://alogs.space/robowaifu/catalog.html and make summaries and diagrams like pointed out starting here >>10428 - Work on parts instead of trying to develop and build a whole robowaifu - Work on processes you find in some thread in the catalog https://alogs.space/robowaifu/catalog.html - Test existing mechanisms shared on this board, prototypes >>18800 - Try to work on sensors in some kind of rubber skin and in parts >>95 >>242 >>419 - Keep track of other sites and similar projects, for example on YouTube, Twitter or Hackaday. - Copy useful pieces of information from threads on other sites and boards talking about "sexbots", "chatbots", AI or something similar. Pick the right thread here: https://alogs.space/robowaifu/catalog.html

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>>33524 Lolno. I WILL NOT EAT ZE BUGS! <---> Somebody need to do a mashup with BB=The evil, bald, jewish Globohomo guy. :D

Welcome to /robowaifu/ Anonymous 09/09/2019 (Mon) 00:33:54 No.3 [Reply]
Why Robowaifu? Men's mental health concerning the sexes has been rapidly-deteriorating today, and men around the world have been looking for a solution. History shows there are cultural and political solutions to this general problem's causes, but we believe that technology is the best way forward at present – specifically the technology of robotics. We are technologists, dreamers, hobbyists, geeks and robots looking forward to a day when any man can build the ideal companion he desires in his own home. However, not content to wait for the future; we are bringing that day forward. We are creating an active hobbyist scene of builders, programmers, musicians, artists, designers, and writers using the technology of today, not tomorrow. Join us! >tl;dr This is a place for men who want to live peacefully with beautiful feminine robowaifus. Simple as. <---> NOTES & FRIENDS > Notes: -This is generally a SFW board, given our engineering focus primarily. On-topic NSFW content is OK, but please spoiler it. -Our bunker is located at: https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/catalog.html Please make note of it. -Webring's mustering point: https://junkuchan.org/shelter/index.html -Library thread (good for locating terms/topics) (>>7143)

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>Alway Rember ol' frens, Anon... :^) -/doll/ - currently at https://anon.cafe/doll/ - impeccable artistry in dolljoints. KIA -/robo/ - currently at https://junkuchan.org/robo/ - robot girls NSFW. Ecchi metallic derrieres. (Merged w/ /origin/ ) -/workbench/ - currently at https://anon.cafe/workbench/ - building robots is fun! KIA

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Meat Space Organization Robowaifu Technician 05/03/2025 (Sat) 15:56:58 No.38131 [Reply] [Last]
>Why organize IRL? This community is great and many individuals are already making progress on their prototypes. However this endeavor is not a one man job and organizing IRL would give better opportunities for collaboration and skill sharing/development. >Where should we organize? I propose we organize within a seven hour radius of Chicago. This would include the major cities of Milwaukee WI, St Louis MO, Detroit MI, Indianapolis IN, Louisville KY, Cleveland OH, Cincinnati OH, Columbus OH, Pittsburgh PA, Nashville TN, and Minneapolis MN. There are plenty of opportunities for jobs and universities in these cities. In particular Chicago has a booming tech industry with Google even moving their HQ to the city and the electronics manufacturing and biotech sectors are pretty good too and Detroit MI has pretty good robotics industry although it might not be the best place to live. Another wonderful thing about this area is that most of these homes have basements that could be turned into workshops. >How would this all be organized I propose a fraternity system. A fraternity would help build community and give us a vehicle to recruit others from STEM and skilled trades (machinists especially) The organization could also host a scholarship to help us build talent. Anons with enough money for a down payment could buy homes in the area and rent to below market rate to anons moving in. Different homes could specialize on different projects and collaborate and share equipment and skills with others nearby. What do you think /robowaifu/?
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>>41805 Will the spores "rejuvenate" for you from their dormant state once you get them? Can they be rm'd completely from the tree, or does some wood need to come off with? >t. Not real knowledgeable about myco stuff tbh.
>>41806 The mycelium can communicate with each other similar to neurons and can last for centuries. And I know they can be cultured. That makes them an interesting species to go with.
>>41806 Take some wood off with them. The spores should be enough but I want mycelium too.
>>41807 >>41808 Got it. We can connect comms beforehand. If I have the luxury of time up there (and StarLink) I'll shoot you pics of any I find and you can pick and choose.
If anyone wants to help me with bioprospecting for robowaifus contact me at [email protected] or on telegram @Ribozyme007 I can trade fumos for samples.

Self-driving cars AI + hardware Robowaifu Technician 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:13:28 No.112 [Reply]
Obviously the AI and hardware needed to run an autonomous gynoid robot is going to be much more complicated than that required to drive an autonomous car, but there are at least some similarities, and the cars are very nearly here now. There are also several similarities between the automobile design, production and sales industries and what I envision will be their counterparts in the 'Companion Robot' industries. Practically every single advance in self-driving cars will eventually have important ramifications for the development and production of Robowaifus.

ITT: post ideas and news about self-driving cars and the hardware and software that makes them possible. Also discuss the technical, regulatory, and social challenges ahead for them. Please keep in mind this is the /robowaifu/ board, and if you have any insights about how you think these topics may crossover and apply here would also be welcome.

https: // www.nvidia.com/object/drive-px.html
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>>23908 Thanks Anon.
Interesting little tidbit that went into effect about a month and a half ago in Mass.: >"The open remote access to vehicle telematics effectively required by this law specifically entails “the ability to send commands.”4 Open access to vehicle manufacturers’ telematics offerings with the ability to remotely send commands allows for manipulation of systems on a vehicle, including safety-critical functions such as steering, acceleration, or braking, as well as equipment required by Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards (FMVSS) such as air bags and electronic stability control." Via the watchdogs over on /k/, thanks!
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I need one of these!!! :DD https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1264 <---> Not exactly "self-driving" eheh, but w/e. :P
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The software would be useful for the wheelchair robowaifus.

/robowaifu/-meta-12: Angry About Elves Greentext anon 09/07/2025 (Sun) 03:23:09 No.41241 [Reply] [Last]
/meta, offtopic, & QTDDTOT <--- Mini-FAQ A few hand-picked posts on various /robowaifu/-related topics: --->Lurk less: Tasks to Tackle ( >>20037 ) --->Why is keeping mass (weight) low so important? ( >>4313 ) --->Why shouldn't we use Cloud AI? ( >>38090, >>22630, >>30049, >>30051 ) --->How to get started with AI/ML for beginners ( >>18306 ) --->"The Big 4" things we need to solve here ( >>15182 ) --->HOW TO SOLVE IT ( >>4143 ) --->Why we exist on an imageboard, and not some other forum platform ( >>15638, >>31158 ) --->This is madness! You can't possibly succeed, so why even bother? ( >>20208, >>23969 ) --->All AI programming is done in Python. So why are you using C & C++ here? ( >>21057, >>21091, >>27167, >>29994 ) --->How to learn to program in C++ for robowaifus? ( >>18749, >>19777 )

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>>41763 >to the point that we not only have robowaifus humans find indistinguishable from real humans, but robowaifus that can't even distinguish each other from real humans. Intredasting point. Given that sensor tech can have big leaps forward, and the entire general robotics system as a whole has to "plod forward in the trenches" by comparison, I'm skeptical. BTW, this topic is brought up in different ways in the GITS franchise. >>41769 LMAO >"Whaddup my Clanka'?"
>>41775 Heh, I've noticed that too. :^) It may be some kind of scripting artifact from Robi's backup scheme or something? Not sure.
Very comf smol train ride through the country in Gifu Prefecture, Japan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8nPaqfRm_c
THEY PROMISED ME WORKING KITCHENBOTS, BRO! Did they lie to us? https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/manage/thread/26.html#1263
Alway rember, Anon: KEEP YOUR CURRENT FLOWS LIMITED! https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1265 :D

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SPUD Thread 2: Robowaifu Boogaloo Mechnomancer 11/19/2024 (Tue) 02:27:15 No.34445 [Reply] [Last]
This first post is to show the 5 big milestones in the development of SPUD, the Specially Programmed UwU Droid. You can see the old thread here: >>26306 The end goal of SPUD is to provide a fairly high-functioning robot platform at a relatively low cost (free code but a few bucks for 3d print files) that can be used for a variety of purposes such as promotional, educational or companionship. All AI used is hosted on local systems: no bowing to corporations any more than necessary, thank you. Various aspects of the code are/will be modular, meaning that adding a new voice command/expression/animation will be easy as making the file, naming it and placing it in the correct folder (no need to mess around with the base code unless you REALLY want to). While I'm researching more about bipedal walking I'll be making a companion for SPUD to ride on, so it might be a while before I return to the thread.
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>>41761 >Synesthesia Not as much fun as you'd think.
>>41765 I have auditory tactile synesthesia. It is both a gift and a curse.
>>41765 I personally think it's kinda one of those mixed blessings. Most things are, you know. :^)
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>>41767 I do have some of the more usual ones, such as a taste being a color (tomatos taste green btw), numbers having personality (the number 2 is a snooty little shit). But having synesthesia with human microexpressions and body language can be trippy.
>>41795 >the number 2 is a snooty little shit It's funny, I have a similar thing with math problems. I agree with the guy in the pic, 8 x 7 = 56 really does have a football/military kid vibe. 9's time tables feel really edgy and high tech. 4 gives me classic Ivy League programmer vibes, the type to sit in a chair by the fireplace and smoke a pipe. Probably since it's used so much in artificial construction.

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Robowaifu Propaganda and Recruitment Thread 3: Now In 3D! GreerTech 09/16/2025 (Tue) 01:38:16 No.41674 [Reply]
Attention artists, graphic designers, marketers, social media personalities, writers, and poasters! Your skills will be needed! The task of building and designing a robowaifu is a herculean quest. As great as this community is, /robowaifu/ always needs more talent. We also need to spread the very idea of robowaifus to the masses. Luckily for us there are several communities on the internet that we could find new recruits or allies to help us build our waifus: >MGTOW - These guys know all about the legal pitfalls of marriage and the dangers of feminism. There is already a lot of talk about sex robots in MGTOW communities. It shouldn't be a hard sell to get them to come here. <However, some of these guys would rather spend all their time bitching on the internet about "MUH WOMENZ" than actually getting a hobby other than lifting heavy objects and putting them down again. MGTOW is literally Feminist Separatism for males. >Incels - Guys that can't get laid. The opportunity for love and companionship should be enough to bring some of these guys over. <However, we need to be careful when recruiting from some of their communities, since most of them are defeatists that balk at an actual solution, and they may be compromised by spies and derailers, both governmental and NGO/individual. We don't want to attract negative attention. >Monster girls/nekomimi/HMOAF/mlpol - The only way these guys are going to be able to have their harpy/elf/goblin/anthro/pony/whatever gf is with a robowaifu. Many have an interest in seeing us succeed. <However, there exists a very wide variety of communities under this umbrella, and there is a notable overlap between communities who would want robowaifus and communities that are morally compromised, such as furries, so care should be taken when looking into them. Romanticists and waifu enthusiasts have a tendency to congregate since they all want/create the same type of content, so looking for those subgroups would be the most efficient path. >Otakus - Many men in these communities want to see their waifu/favorite character come to life, which will realistically only happen with robowaifus. <However, many of those communities are drowning in the LGBT alphabet soup and Covid Tourists. Special care should be taken when looking into them. >Male STEM students - Generally these guys aren't going to get laid until after they have established themselves. A robowaifu could really help them.

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>>41748 I'm unaware. These are typically all handcrafted by catladies. I'm sure they contracted the robo part out to some man who probably sliced one of them up then integrated it inside. I expect it was sent back needing touchups. I personally find the whole endeavour repellent enough to not investigate it. If you do so, then I guess share your research again in a different thread? Cheers, Anon. :^)
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>>41735 >Shortstacks and wheelchairs Objectively correct because of physics. 150cm is a hard limit due to local laws in NZ/Australia in regards to anything that someone could possibly perceive to be a sex doll/robot. >>41736 >China bots I'm almost grateful their masculinity reduces their potential to be out competition. We could make some sleazy ads about how we have mecha maidens compared to their boy bots. On the note of comparisons, height comparison charts can be valuable for setting up quick and easy visual reference. https://www.heightcomparison.com/
>>41789 >I'm almost grateful their masculinity reduces their potential to be ou[r] competition. >We could make some sleazy ads about how we have mecha maidens compared to their boy bots. Lol. I mentioned foxlike calculation on the part of the Chinese (particularly insofar as taking entirely-emotion-driven western Karens into account). Once the market is firmly-established, you can bet your bottom dollar they will thereafter roll out robowaifus by the billion for disenfranchised men the world over. They know which side their bread is buttered on!! :^) >tl;dr We here on /robowaifu/ still have a smol (but rapidly-shrinking) window of time within which to establish opensource, 100% locally-run, 100% offline robowaifus as the market's norm. Let us all proceed posthaste. FORWARD.
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>>41752 >I personally find the whole endeavour repellent enough to not investigate it. I tried looking into it, and it made me very uncomfortable. There are definitely some bad vibes around these things. >>41789 I never found any actual hardcoded 150 cm law in Australia. I think that's just a general guideline. Ultimately, I don't think it would apply a design like mine, which is clearly robotic and nonhuman. It seems like Australia law is very loose and up to interpretation, which is definitely different from American law, which is very autistic about exact numbers and definitions. https://lawhandbook.sa.gov.au/ch12s07s01s05.php https://www.lovesexdolls.com.au/your-guide-to-legally-compliant-sex-dolls-in-australia/
>>41793 Legal topic: Traffic Light Brightness American law: >"A traffic light[1] shall not emit more than 1000 lumens at a distance of no less than 50 feet. [1] Traffic light meaning a signaling device that uses electricity and light illumination to control traffic. Australia law: >"No bright traffic lights, mate"

Visual Waifus Robowaifu Technician 09/15/2019 (Sun) 06:40:42 No.240 [Reply] [Last]
Thoughts on waifus which remain 2D but have their own dedicated hardware. This is more on the artistry side though ai is still involved. An example of an actual waifu product being the Gatebox.
gatebox.ai/sp/

My favorite example is Ritsu, she's a cute ai from assassination classroom who's body is a giant screen on wheels.
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>>40281 >Haven't tried godot yet so I'll let ya know how it works out. Exciting! Godspeed, Mechnomancer.
>>38612 >>40250 These seems overpriced for what it offers, and having a subscription fee makes me assume it's going to be yet another overpriced AI chatbot service that you have to worry about disappearing. I would think it wouldn't be too hard to assemble something like this out of existing technology. It feels like there's a ton of small projects that try to offer something like this but are all split up and don't work with each other. For the software, SillyTavern can likely handle all of this. It's self-hosted, has Live2D and VRM support, has TTS and voice recognition support, and you choose the LLM backend. If you paired that with outputting the model display to a smartphone/small monitor in a pepper's ghost box, you'd have a rudimentary version of this. I think the only problem would be getting ST to output the model on a separate display. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRTWyPXYotE I'm gonna look around to see if there's any good 3D printable pepper's ghost projects, because the software seems do-able with existing projects. (Hope I'm not coming across as too much of an ideas-guy. I check this place out a couple times a year and I've recently gotten into AI roleplaying with ST. I'm looking into a dedicated visual display for a hologram waifu, and the recent rise in LLM capability makes all this seem much more viable)
>>41756 >(Hope I'm not coming across as too much of an ideas-guy. I check this place out a couple times a year and I've recently gotten into AI roleplaying with ST. I'm looking into a dedicated visual display for a hologram waifu, and the recent rise in LLM capability makes all this seem much more viable) What!? No, you're fine Anon! This idea of yours is great. I think if you look around the board (even here ITT) you'll find some good ideas about Pepper's -like systems. I personally consider this one of the more-achievable DIY-style projects for Anons to attempt, so I was really in favor of OP starting this thread. Please keep us all up to date with your research progress, Anon! Cheers. :^)
>>41756 >building pepper's ghost with a smartphone Pepper's ghost is very easy: see the pic, anon. You can also scale it up for larger screens: it is simply a transparent piece of plastic placed above the screen at a 45 degree angle. Happy building!
>>41766 Great example of KISS! We here will need to be creative like this to keep costs very low. That will be important to spreading robowaifu tech far & wide around the globe! Cheers, Anon. :^)

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What happens to your robowaifu when you die? Robowaifu Technician 09/27/2019 (Fri) 10:47:48 No.829 [Reply] [Last]
Have any of you considered what will happen to your waifu after you die? How would you prepare her to face the world alone? Will she even be able to take care of her own needs when you're gone?

Have you considered the possibility that she might be so unwilling to let you die that you'll wake up in a robot body yourself one day? Would you resent her for not allowing you to die?
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>can create sentient fuckable robot >can not cure death skill issue
If she is a successful homunculus and God grants her a soul then you will see her in heaven.
>>41773 Topkek I was actually accurate with my footnote >>41635
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>>41770 Heh, I can see your point. Still, if we ever manage it what a time to be alive! :D >>41773 >>41774 >>41781 Very deep wells here. Far above my pay grade! :^)

Artificial Wombs general Robowaifu Technician 09/12/2019 (Thu) 03:11:54 No.157 [Reply] [Last]
I think we need to figure out how to fit a womb onto a waifubot. Where's the fun in having sex if you can't procreate?

Repost from a thread on /b/;
>"If you're like me and want to fuck a qt battlebot and get her pregnant, the best place to put an artificial womb is where a normal womb would be on a normal girl. The metal exterior could simply be a bunch of metal plates that unfold to allow space for the womb pod inside. The baby is probably safest inside the battlebot, and if she has good calibration then there shouldn't be problems with her falling and hurting the baby. After giving birth the metal plates could automatically fold back up again, shrinking the womb pod inside so she is combat effective again."

Well /robowaifu/? Feasible?
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>>40617 Go checkout what colossal biosciences is doing.
>>41734 Neat! If we ever achieve arti-wombs skeptical, but w/e... it will change everything. Forward.
Should this thread be added to the biohacking thread or the standalone thread?
>>41782 No. While there are some clear crossovers, this topic is big enough (and important enough!) to stand apart all on it's own, I think (kind of like the Vagoo thread in that sense). I can entertain debate on this topic, but I think the general consensus will agree.

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