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/robowaifu/-meta-13: On the Silver Screen Greentext anon 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:56:29 No.43642
/meta, offtopic, & QTDDTOT <--- Mini-FAQ A few hand-picked posts on various /robowaifu/-related topics: --->Lurk less: Tasks to Tackle ( >>20037 ) --->Why is keeping mass (weight) low so important? ( >>4313 ) --->Why shouldn't we use Cloud AI? ( >>38090, >>22630, >>30049, >>30051 ) --->How to get started with AI/ML for beginners ( >>18306 ) --->"The Big 4" things we need to solve here ( >>15182 ) --->HOW TO SOLVE IT ( >>4143 ) --->Why we exist on an imageboard, and not some other forum platform ( >>15638, >>31158 ) --->This is madness! You can't possibly succeed, so why even bother? ( >>20208, >>23969 ) --->All AI programming is done in Python. So why are you using C & C++ here? ( >>21057, >>21091, >>27167, >>29994 ) --->How to learn to program in C++ for robowaifus? ( >>18749, >>19777, >>37647 ) --->How to bulk-download AI models from huggingface.co ? ( >>25962, >>25986 ) --->Why do you talk about feminism here? How are robowaifus related? ( >>27124, >>1061 ) --->Why should/shouldn't I do this; what's in it for me? ( >>33755 ) --->Why it's important to K.I.S.S. with your robowaifus ( >>35264, >>35271 ) --->What is Neuromorphics? Why will it be important to robowaifus in the future? ( >>42111, >>12828, >>12861 ) --->This stuff is really complicated: let's all stick together & be patient! ( >>35571 ) <--- -Library thread (good for locating terms/topics) ( >>7143 ) --> note: There's a simple searching tool coded right here for /robowaifu/ that provides crosslinks straight to posts on the board. It's named Waifusearch, and the link to the latest code should always be maintained within the Library thread's OP & also on the current /meta. ---> Latest version of Waifusearch v0.2a ( >>8678 ) ---> Latest version of /robowaifu/ JSON archives v221213 Dec 2022 https://files.catbox.moe/6rhjl8.7z if you use Waifusearch, just extract these JSON files into your 'all_jsons' directory for the program, then quit (q) and restart. --->note: There's an archiving tool coded right here for /robowaifu/ that provides the ability to backup locally the posts & files from our board. It's named BUMP, and is basically a custom IB scraper. Latest version of BUMP v0.2g ( >>14866 ) <--- >note: There's a design document for the specification of general design and engineering choices for our basic Robowaifu Reference Model A Series (TBD). Please have a look at it, and collaborate together with us on it ITT Anon. -Robowaifu Design Document ( >>3001 ) <--- >useful external resources wAIfu-collective's AI guide - https://rentry.org/waifu-diy-ai <--- Previous meta threads: ( >>38 ) ( >>3108 ) ( >>8492 ) ( >>12974 ) ( >>15434 ) ( >>18173 ) ( >>20356 ) ( >>23415 ) ( >>26137 ) ( >>32767 ) ( >>37898 ) ( >>41241 )
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>>44580 >That seems silly to me. In mango & animu, gunpla and all associated promotional arts -- for literally decades now -- warfare is the single unifying theme! Yeah, but that's for fictional media? This board is for real engineering projects. That's why in our embassy threads, it's "robots but REAL". The IRL mech thread I made is basically "/robowaifu/ for Mechnomancer"
>>44581 . . . Well, then test the waters there. * If the BO complains, then ofc we'll respect his wishes. I have the feeling he won't. Regardless, I don't want weapons-specific discussions on this board! Simple as. --- * /k/ is an obvious potential alternative, and I personally supported that board bigly back on Anoncafe (it being in the family, as you may say). However, I think /mecha/ is a much-more amenable choice, given our already positive crossboard relationship. (Plus, I trust @Trashmin.)
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 05/19/2026 (Tue) 05:03:02.
>>44576 >If anything, a targeted laser would save lives. I hate drone warfare with a passion. >>44578 >Totally understand all aspects of those statements. Please start a thread on just that over on /mecha/ That's fair. I had a few other ideas about how to kit out a mech as a purpose-built anti-drone vehicle, but we can talk about that over on /mecha/. No reason to bring undue controversy here.
>>44584 Thanks, HoloAnon. Please proceed. Be sure to pic a good OP pic! :) We can constrain all the weapons systems discussions as based around mechas as the primary underlying platform, but of course these could also be reconfigured slightly & deployed as stand-alone/scaled-down-for-smol'r-platforms systems as well. TIA.
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:02:52.
Not strictly board-related, but I thought it best to circulate this since I know some of you use social media in realtion to your projects: Isreal just multiplied its "PR" budget about five times, to roughly $750M (all graciously covered by US taxpayers, naturally). Expect things to become unbearable for a while, especially on social media, mainstream media, and anything else even remotely related to the concept of media.
>>44600 Ah damn Although I am surprised it's only 750 million
>>44600 Thanks, Greentext anon! Yeah, it turns out people in general apart from brainwashed neocons don't really care for the genocidal, maniacal -- demonic really, no other way to put it nation-state of """Israel""" (it's leadership, at the very least). Who could have predicted this!? Cheers, mate. :D
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 05/22/2026 (Fri) 03:43:52.
>>44602 >Although I am surprised it's only 750 million That's strictly for their so-called hasbara efforts (ie, well-poisoning) as I discussed during our downtime recently, IIRC. But (as you probably perceived already) their overall disinformation budget is much much larger. It is effectively as large as it needs to be...after all their (((foreign agents))) here in Burgerland literally own the money printers!
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>>44576 >Nothing ever happens >People misunderstand that phrase, obviously things happen, but at the same time, they don't really impact anything. The institutions are still firmly in control. A friend told me something that changed my perspective, he said if it weren't for the internet and the news, he would have no idea about the Ukraine war Before there was "nothing ever happens" there was "It's happening!" which started as a good thing, then took on a doomsday/apocalyptic connotation, but gradually we got fed-up with there not being any kind of change in the status quo at all. Everything is on a managed decline that's gradual enough frogs don't care they're boiling alive, so even something catastrophic would be seen as welcome since it might at least motivate people to take some kind of action. But even when the government royally fucked the economy to save the boomers from a bad cold, nobody would do anything. I personally went from 8 hour shifts 5 days a week to 12 hour shifts alternating between 3 and 4 days a week. That's basically it. My life didn't change in any meaningful way for the entire Covid lock-down. I didn't even take the jab, but other people basically had their lives destroyed and still refused to do anything. >>44578 >>44579 >For some reason, the American Civil War 1.0 popped immediately into my mind as the counterpoint to that. Take that as you will. Only about 1 in 10 people fought in the Civil War. Sure, that statistic probably includes women and children, but that means 2/3 or 3/4 of grown men didn't fight. Now I'm sure the war effected them all in some way, but I'm sure that if a Civil War 2.0 happened I'd be too old to be drafted and the only way my life would even be effected is that I lose even more of my money to bullshit taxes to fund the war while I keep working my day job. At this point entire US cities could be nuked off the map and I'd probably be just as indifferent to it as I am to literally anything that has happened in Ukraine, except if DC, NYC or LA were gone I might celebrate a little. I could keep following the news closely like I have been for the past 15 or so years, but what's really even the point if nothing will ever happen to me one way or the other?
>>44605 >but what's really even the point if nothing will ever happen to me one way or the other? Pain (and especially enduring hunger) has a way of galvanizing men and snapping them free from the (((bread & circuses))) hypnosis. Patience Anon, change is coming soon. >“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. >"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” > ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
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>>44606 I've been expecting change to come soon for the past 20 years and it hasn't benefited me in any way. If anything, it's actively made my life worse waiting for a change that will probably never come. If anything remotely noteworthy happens, odds are great it wasn't something I had prepared for anyway, so all I can really do is improvise. If that fails, I've got a shotgun and one shell, so at least I won't be suffering any more than I already am. >>44517 >>power armor hands >There was just a new thread created for this. I must be blind, because I can't for the life of me figure out what thread this is referring to.
>>44606 >I wish it need not have happened in my time The proper wish is to wish that it never happened, and couldn't happen even in principle. But if it had to happen, I don't necessarily wish it wasn't in my time, just that it happened differently. >Patience Anon, change is coming soon. Pic related.
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>>44626 I have never been more convinced that alien's aren't coming any time soon than I have since I've started hearing the government openly discuss UFOs and aliens.
>>44626 I want to believe too
>>44631 I think something big is going to happen. Even normies I talked to think this as well. I think the aliens are benevolent, especially since the narrative seems to be that they're evil. I've personally seen UFOs.
>>44634 "Old Man's War" covered aliens pretty well, I think: The aliens biologically closest to humans considered humans an exotic food source. Similar creatures will compete for similar environments and resources. In the book series humanity's best ally was a race of sentient crustaceans, since they lived mostly underwater and humans mostly live on land there could be cohabitation with low conflict. Star Trek is awful because the only reason the federation survived is because Vulcans came across humanity in post-apocalypse and did eugenics etc to make them into the pansy federation. The reason Kirk was so special with the Enterprise was because it was the first ship to NOT have a vulcan overseer. Still had Spock around tho to keep an eye on things. With few exceptions I'm all 40k
>>44636 >The aliens biologically closest to humans considered humans an exotic food source. That's silly. Why, they even left a book, "To Serve Man", that surely means they're good! >Star Trek is awful because the only reason the federation survived is because Vulcans came across humanity in post-apocalypse I love Star Trek, but I agree. Humanity had a ''Vulcan ex machina" because the guy from Charlotte's Web managed to launch his warp ship at just the right time. Honestly though, I wouldn't mind some alien help. Our new alien overlords will probably be better than (((our current overlords))) >With few exceptions I'm all 40k With me, it depends fully on how the aliens act; Friendly Aliens - Star Trek/Project Hail Mary Friendly Aliens (but hot) - Mass Effect Unfriendly - Warhammer 40k Unfriendly (and we're losing) - Half Life 2 Being Warhammer 40k with friendly/neutral aliens just makes you a thug.
>>44634 >I think something big is going to happen. Nothing big is going to happen. The government will refuse to answer any important questions about aliens. The big 2 being; how do they power their craft, and how fast do the craft go. They won't answer these because they'd either have to admit it's possible to go faster than the speed of light to cover major distances in a short amount of time, or crafts can travel for very long distances with very little need to refuel. As for aliens being good or not, I don't think any group that goes around abducting people against their will, and puts implants in them, or whatever else without their consent, can be the good guy. >The aliens biologically closest to humans considered humans an exotic food source. A lot of alien encounter stories are related to an alien-human hybrid program. They make hybrids with a species, and if the hybrids pass for human, they're returned to Earth with the parents, but if they don't, the aliens keep them to help make more hybrids in the future. The end goal is that eventually all of humanity will be so hybridized with them we get absorbed into their hivemind and eventually just become more of them. I'm not even sure if there are "grays" that aren't hybrids, they themselves might be a hybrid of human and a mantis or reptilian race. It might take hundreds or thousands of years, but that's how they invade. Although I do believe cattle mutilations might just be for the sake of food.
>>44642 >As for aliens being good or not, I don't think any group that goes around abducting people against their will, and puts implants in them, or whatever else without their consent, can be the good guy. At least they have the excuse of doing science experiments on a new species, our current overlords don't have that excuse (remember COVID?) >A lot of alien encounter stories are related to an alien-human hybrid program. They make hybrids with a species Oh, so Mass Effect then (sprays cologne in mouth) ;) Alien disclosure, more like Alien disrobing ;)
>this thread rn wew You sillies, there is already an ayylium demon invasion afoot here on Earth! (Has been since at least the Garden of Eden -- likely waay before then.) I'd recommend you all read this smol book: >Lights in the sky & little green men : a rational Christian look at UFOs and extraterrestrials https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1542 --- >add'm: @GreerTech Who, exactly, do you think our current ((("""ov*rlords"""))) work for after all? That's right, AYYLIUMS! ie, Satan. :D
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>>44646 Consider this, the mainstream narrative is that disclosure is actually too spoopy for the commoners and that the US is fighting the aliens. But truthfully, I don't know either. I have to play by ear, just like everyone else. But to paraphrase a wise man I saw on /x/ "If the government tells me to get on the ships, I won't, but if the government tells me not to get on the ships, I will"
And frankly, I'm paranoid with any "trad" agenda psy-ops. The anti-porn movement was clearly meant to create support for censorship and ID verification, the Gen Z workout craze was to make Gen Z prepped for war, and now they're saying that ayyliens are actually demons
>>44647 Well, Dr. Mark Clark (whom I've met casually) actually worked for US intelligence. Dr. Hugh Ross & Professor Ken Samples (whom I both know personally) all contributed to this scientifically-rigorous book. I consider it the singular authoritative treatise on the "aliens" topic in general (despite the silly name). >tl;dr I doubt not the (((ZOG)))+yids are trying to figure out any way they can to spin this to stuff their jewgold purses with just a few more sheqels. However, the truth is out there and I've just handed it over to every one of you here. :) Cheers.
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:04:13.
>>44649 Okay, there definitely is some weight to it. Far better than some retard tradtard/spiritard on /x/ going "Aliens are actually le demons, mind blown!". I definitely make sure to read the book, see what it says. Though I will say one thing, there is no such thing as a former intelligence agent.
>>44650 >fun fact: While Dr. Ross served as director of the biggest Canadian Observatory, by far the number one type of phone call he fielded there from the public were UFO sightings & questions about them. Not even close. That experience is what led him to begin collecting the data used in this book, extending even into his post-doc era at CalTech, and into the founding of RTB. BTW, there's a DVD from Reasons on this topic as well: The rUFO Hypothesis. Cheers, Anon. :) --- >there is no such thing as a former intelligence agent. Lol. Probably true. I can tell you Mark is a committed believer in Jesus Christ today, and a highly lucent thinker & speaker as well.
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:29:22.
As fun as it is to imagine first contact with another sapient race especially if they're attractive, I remain firmly in the "no aliens here" row of thought. I'm sure there is more life out there somewhere, but if it was anywhere near here, surely a few of the billions of people out there with smartphones (or hundreds of thousands with telescopes) would have taken a video and said something by now. This is only a baseless distraction, just like all the other times it happened. >>44634 >I've personally seen UFOs I believe you, but that was probably the air force testing some billion dollar toys. That's actually why UFOs were depicted as triangles for a while (first B2 bomber tests). >>44642 >crafts can travel for very long distances with very little need to refuel That's already a thing. Though it's rare (and expensive), some aircraft use reactors to power their propulsion, and they can stay up for years at a time.
>>44652 >Though it's rare (and expensive), some aircraft use reactors to power their propulsion, and they can stay up for years at a time. If aliens are truly interstellar beings, they probably have science/tech way beyond ours. Imagine showing the aforementioned B2 bomber to a medieval scholar. You could probably teach him the basics, but he wouldn't truly understand it beyond a simplified view. And if he tried to explain it, he would be declared demon-possessed. And before anyone feels smug about their modern worldview, ask yourself how many visionaries/victims have been called "mentally ill".
>>44652 POTD >that pic LMAO :DD >I'm sure there is more life out there somewhere I used to, until I became educated on the physics involved to support life (esp. advanced life, like a mouse or a horse) in this universe. >tl;dr There isn't any other physical life out there in the most-extreme likelihood. Its an absolute miracle we're here at all.
I've always been interested in aliens. Even when I was a little atheist shit, I was interested in paranormal UFO encounters. And ofc, I grew up on Star Trek, Doctor Who, Mass Effect, and most recently I've watched project Hail Mary. It's such a fascinating concept, a non-human interstellar civilization equal or far beyond our own. But alas, it seems like just with everything else, it's fake and gay. Fake - demonic psyop Gay - anal probes
>>44655 >just with everything else, it's fake and gay. <urm... acshually... But that's whats so awesome as a Christian, GreerTech -- we're going into the new heavens and the new earth and we're going to live to see ALL the heavenly creatures of today, and all the untold numbers of new species God will likely create in Eternity (and every.one. completely sinless, btw)!! >tl;dr All this fantasy stuff here & now is us just longing for greater things b/c of the Imago Dei within us all...but one day God will make it all real -- and we ourselves get to help him do it in some fashion or other!!! :D CAN.NOT.WAIT!!!
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 05/28/2026 (Thu) 03:47:43.
>>44654 Counterpoint (I haven't finished reading the book yet) If FTL is a thing, then all bets are off. Space is huge, there are billions of stars in the Milky Way And maybe the life isn't as we know it. Maybe it's a rock spider that breathes ammonia. Or maybe it is just a demon wearing a modern disguise Or maybe it's Maybelline >>44656 Very true. In another life, I can see you as a pastor/priest
>>44657 >If FTL is a thing, then all bets are off. True, but it's not a thing within the physical realm. >tl;dr Tensor Calculus is grievous thing to bear, but with it you can demonstrate General Relativity rigorously (and all the follow-on Spacetime Theorems to boot). >In another life, I can see you as a pastor/priest LOL, my own mother said I should become a pastor. :) But we need to get these robowaifus done for the millions of disenfranchised Anons & men out there! :D
>>44658 Dang, there goes another sci-fi dream! I will say though, there are concepts to go FTL within physics. Wormholes, Alcubierre Drive, etc...
>>44659 Heh, sorry. Just keep your eyes on the prize then amazing & wonderful things you'll never imagine in this life will all be yours. * :) --- >popsci philosophies What I find much-more fascinating is the realworld character of God, angels, and demons being able to (somehow) bridge the boundary or "barrier" between the 11-dimensional nature of our universe, and (again, somehow) manifest effects here & now from their basis dimensionality. (BTW, this topic of transcendence in general comes up again & again in the book linked above.) >tl;dr Consider: How the heck did fallen angels manage to impregnate human women to create the "Nephilim" ?? [1,2,3] --- * Rather, as it is written: “No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no heart has imagined, what God has prepared for those who love Him.” https://biblehub.com/1_corinthians/2-9.htm (BSB) 1. https://biblehub.com/q/Who_are_the_Nephilim_in_Genesis_6_4.htm 2. https://biblehub.com/study/genesis/6-4.htm 3. https://biblehub.com/topical/t/the_nephilim.htm
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>>44641 > guy from Charlotte's Web managed to launch his warp ship at just the right time As I understand Cochran was able to build his ship because all the labs with secret tech were unguarded, and his ship was such a mess that vulcans detected it from quite a distance. Less so much "lets lend a hand" and more like "da fug was that big explosion!?" lmao > I wouldn't mind some alien help. That which is given is valued less than what is earned. Any species incapable of recognizing this concept is considered hostile in my book. Sure it would be nice to give ug the caveman a lighter but he might end up setting his frens ablaze. >>44656 >and every.one. completely sinless, btw)!! IDK maybe god gave the lgms their version of jesus, too. As someone who (probably) actually fought off a demon I am wary. But if they follow jeebus teachings it doesn't matter if they call him "gjorbart".
>>44661 >Just keep your eyes on the prize then amazing & wonderful things you'll never imagine in this life will all be yours. * :) Based >What I find much-more fascinating is the realworld character of God, angels, and demons being able to (somehow) bridge the boundary or "barrier" between the 11-dimensional nature of our universe, and (again, somehow) manifest effects here & now from their basis dimensionality. (BTW, this topic of transcendence in general comes up again & again in the book linked above.) Interesting. I should definitely read that book >>44665 >As I understand Cochran was able to build his ship because all the labs with secret tech were unguarded, and his ship was such a mess that vulcans detected it from quite a distance. Less so much "lets lend a hand" and more like "da fug was that big explosion!?" lmao I don't remember hearing that in the movie/ENT, it probably was book canon, but I'm going to incorporate that into my personal headcanon >That which is given is valued less than what is earned. I fully disagree. Helping others is not a bad thing. Would you still stick by that if the caveman was freezing to death? Would you be willing to be complicit in his death? In fact, in a sci-fi story that I was writing (but never finished), I made sure to make the characters denounce the prime directive "Whitman looked upward in thought, but not for long. “It’s easy to say that academically, from up above. But what about the cost of not interfering? Is it fair to the young man killed in war, the old woman with a slaughtered family, the enslaved young woman? Truth is, interfering is the right thing to do.”" >IDK maybe god gave the lgms their version of jesus, too. >As someone who (probably) actually fought off a demon I am wary. But if they follow jeebus teachings it doesn't matter if they call him "gjorbart". Based, and agree. I have had a lot of evidence provided by Chobitsu, but until I definitively see the ayylmaos, I won't make any final judgements, though ofc I can have pre-conceptions.
I will say, if the ayys are actually demons walking around in the flesh, God should really do something about it
More Chink CGI trying to convince the world they have armies of terminators as of May 2026: https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=CZ4kJfSbtlM
>>44671 Compare this to "Bob", an actual IRL android winning the "most boring video of the year" award, all while making thousands of dollars for his owners. https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=JeeJJ42TKQU
>>44671 If they were actually selling that large amount of robots there would be modding communities popping up doing all sorts of silly things. Picrel. Instead, there's just promotional videos and a few culture vultures playing with them.
>>44669 >I don't remember hearing that in the movie/ENT, it probably was book canon, but I'm going to incorporate that into my personal headcanon Cochran's ship -The Phoenix- was literally a retrofitted nuclear missile, as I recall :D >I fully disagree. Helping others is not a bad thing. Sure, but light a man a fire and he's warm for a day l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶e̶ teach a man to light a fire and he's warm the rest of his life... or burns the forest down. And you'd be responsible for that burned forest. Its a sticky wicket with no easy solutions. >>44670 Without the ability to turn to evil faith means nothing: if you don't have the choice to be evil, then you're are not choosing to be good.
>>44676 >or burns the forest down. And you'd be responsible for that burned forest. Sure, but realistically you would teach him how to use the lighter. >Without the ability to turn to evil faith means nothing: if you don't have the choice to be evil, then you're are not choosing to be good. I didn't mean that there should be no choice, rather that evil should be fought.
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All I'm saying is, when SG-1 found a planet ruled by parasites, they interfered
>>44675 Yeah, I think you're right Anon. >pic Lel. :D >>44678 >pic LMAO. :DD
>>44648 Tradcucks are just feminists by another name. They agree with feminists on basically everything of any importance, chiefly restricting the sex market as much as possible to force men to simp. I support sex with alien girls and discarding the Prime Directive and any other directive that interferes with this.
>>44690 Absolutely based
If you think you want one of those smol little drones for your robowaifu, better save up and get one soon: kikes are moving to make them illegal around the world now: * https://zzzchan.xyz/k/thread/17013.html#17520 --- * except for themselves, ofc.
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>>44696 I pray for God's help against these lying fucks
>>44698 As do I. I'm quite encouraged that He seems to be moving to pull the rug out from under many of their (((machinations))) today, by all appearances. May He uproot them from our lands, and we all with thanksgiving acknowledge His divine grace in this! Cheers, Anon. :)

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