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Anonymous 02/22/2023 (Wed) 07:00:51 No.840 [Reply] [Last]
There was a lot of discussion about how physical media will all one day be historical artifacts that will 100% be absolutely useless. While some anons saying "disc rot will eventually make all disc-based media useless", other anons defending cartridges as people knocked down those too saying the actual code within those games will eventually scramble themselves into being unplayable. So that begs the question, will eventually every piece of hardware, from the CRTs to all the original hardware, be 100% useless garbage fodder, or is there a way to utilize the original casings of the games/consoles/etc to have fresh parts within making them work? What will the hobby of retro video games look like 100 years from now, will all of these things we enjoy from the 80s and 90s be cast into the void of obscurity and loss?
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Ultimately the only solution is for anons to get educations in electrical engineering and to recreate/preserve the blueprints that create these forms of physical media. Some of the best NES emulators have boards derived from the remains of NES's.
>>9982 In what year Steam became a full on spyware platform?
>>10001 I mean wasn't it always kinda shit since you never really owned the game? It was basically xbox live but for pc gamers and racist in the past.
>>9480 Kiwifarms is back (at .st), for what it's worth - shit was down for a couple of weeks at most. Troons just pretend it's dead because the alternative is admitting they never actually accomplished something.
>>10059 I have mixed feelings about the Foxdick Farms, but I do find it admirable the way Jewsh is so persistent in keeping the site up and running despite all the people working against it.

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Anonymous 03/13/2024 (Wed) 08:29:59 No.9714 [Reply]
When are they going to release a new console and save the industry?
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>>9764 >epic schizorants, my man thanks ive already thought about the anonymous game publishing but the thing is it takes a fair bit of effort to make a game and we're in a soyciety where we drown in taxes and possibly debt + mortgage and the type of people willing to do shit like what you described are an extreme minority and anyways my point is ip cuckoldry shouldnt exist to begin with to this extent, copyright right now is completely fucked, i SHOULD be able to use ideas that have existed for decades and not get sued by some giga kike, and what worries me even more is the legal ambiguity that allows companies to screw people over SIMILARITIES or "the look and feel" of a product
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>>10042 Average Segachad
>>10042 GAME CREATED BY CHINAMEN

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Emulation Anonymous 04/14/2023 (Fri) 12:08:32 No.2337 [Reply] [Last]
https://emulation.gametechwiki.com/index.php/Main_Page Why do zoomers avoid emulation like plague? We are going to have an entire generation of helpless morons who can only play games through $70 "remasters".
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>>10027 >yuzu was made by a bunch of trannies Shame that it works as well as it does, I hope the forks aren't made by troons, surprised it runs well at all since troon code is usually shit. >some guy wanted the emulator to run for Win7 but they told him to kill himself for being a cishet, which caused him to snitch their Pedoscord servers to the Bing Bing Wahoo company Honestly if it fucked trannies in the ass in any way I am partially okay with it, we don't need trannies anywhere in any institution, just look at how that tranny fucked gnu over with tranny boot, they corrupt everything.
>>10027 >wanting a program to run on a less pozzed/spyware OS means you're not a mentally ill homosexual man in a dress Well, I guess that's true. Weird thing for troons to get their shit, blood and puss stained panties in a bunch over though.
>>10031 Other redeemable factor has to be the shitcanned Super Smash tournaments considering it attracted pedophiles or the lewd shit that was shamelessly advertised by dudebros who think porn is peak edgy humor. I mean I disagree when fanmade projects gets axed because they're much more competently designed and can cause the cattle to go for greener pastures, however porn addicts have no redeemable qualities, their livelihoods are shackled to whatever kosher porn gets churned out and led them into fetishes that could potentially sterilize their genitalia trooning out and even luring children into the spectrum so they would rinse and repeat into a perpetual misery of dopamine that lasts little to nothing. Not to mention they're the biggest insufferable manchildren to exist, Chris Chan is just a free sample.
>>10037 >NOT THE HECKIN PEDOPHILE/TROON GATHER POINTS Yeah Honestly this is making me happy, seeing kiketendo doing something right for once. Porn addicts are literally inoperable at some point.
>>10038 However since Nintendo made its debut as another company creating Pong and Arkanoid knockoffs, would that count as evidence in order to nullify their original crap getting tainted? Like they shouldn't be using the state as their personal army to anyone who dares to borrow their videogame patents since they also had to plagiarize just to go somewhere in the market?

The origins of localizations Anonymous 05/19/2023 (Fri) 15:28:27 No.3043 [Reply] [Last]
Is it possible that one fucking faggot from California and his company is responsible for this hideous practice of disrespecting the source material? Victor Ireland co-founded Wrecking Designs in 1990, during a time when most English vidya translations were sub-par machine translations mixed with some poor salary man trying his best with what little English knowledge he gained in Japanese high school. They took the western gaming scene by storm with their translations that actually read like proper English. Little did vidya enthusiasts know back then, that this egomaniac faggot didn't just translate the Japanese games he brought over, he actually made them into his own. So imagine this, you want to translate Japanese video games but the translators you hired aren't good enough so what do you do? Just make shit up and insert a bunch of shitty jokes everywhere and call it From former Wrecking Designs translator Tim Trzepacz: >The thing to remember is that Working Designs had really terrible translators until I came along. They were hiring some company out of San Francisco and the translators there didn’t really know English. They could translate the Japanese, but they didn’t really understand what the idiom was they were translating to. And everything was coming out of a spreadsheet so it wasn’t even in context. Japanese is a very context-sensitive language. So to a certain degree [Working Designs co-founder Victor Ireland] had no choice but to make things up as he went, because he had very little to go on. When I came in, I brought in two well-known fan-translators, C. Sue Shambaugh and Richard Kim, who ratcheted up the quality of the translations tremendously. Now things made sense! But by then Victor kinda already had his process down, he liked rewriting it and adding the comedy in. https://archive.md/TPVZX To quote the faggot himself: >Oh this script is really boring, let me put some funny stuff in here. So I would insert funny lines that really had nothing to do with what was going on. And that sort of evolved. I continued doing that, did more of it, and people generally liked it [because] they were seeing writing that they never saw in Japanese-localized or translated games, like ‘Holy crap, this is amazing’. Source https://archive.md/K5cvw Here's one of the most famous examples of localization from Lunar 2 on the Sega CD: >Girlie, if I were in the position to throw away cash on bums, you'd call me Clinton and I'd be president. I can't find the Japanese line online and I don't feel like searching through the Japanese script, but I assure you it's probably not a shitty Clinton joke. If you want more examples of "localization" just check out these articles: https://archive.md/o/238P9/https://tcrf.net/Lunar:_The_Silver_Star%23Regional_Differences https://archive.md/o/238P9/https://tcrf.net/Lunar:_Eternal_Blue/Regional_Differences

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>>10028 Always knew skullgirls creator was a faggot.
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>>10029 Plus his league of insufferable faggots who still defend his ass with the hopes of getting head by one of his retarded meme-spewing waifus, the game was barebones with a shitacular online mode heavily shilled at Negrogrounds. Now Kike Z is reaping what he sow once his league has mutilated their genitalia and gotten emotionally immature to the point of throwing him under the bus because of some cosplaying whore sexting his DM's and for being pro-Israel.
>>3043 >Tim Trzepacz Kek, this guys name basicly means "(dick)stroker"
>>8673 >>8663 Did you gave us that classic meme line "I will beat this rod until a tank empties!" ?
>>9546 >boot on a human face, forever I CAN'T WAIT I LOVE KIKES RUINING EVERYTHING ITS JUST SO FUCKING GREAT!

Anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 20:33:38 No.10033 [Reply]
Our greatest allies
Isn't codex dead?
>>10034 Yep. Got pozzed and died of AIDS.
>>10035 You mean trannies killed codex/plaza?
>>10036 Probably. Pretty much every online community has been killed by faggots and trannies.
Ahh you mean. https://rpgcodex.net/forums/ Actually seems like a good site considering the fact that reddit seethes about it.

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vidya controller thread Anonymous 02/05/2023 (Sun) 06:21:02 No.397 [Reply] [Last]
Which vidya controllers you like and are the best cause you said they are
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>>8239 Heh. The old euphemism 'Design by Committee' has today become 'Design by Diversity'.
>>8239 lmao that looks like it should be in a sex shop
>>8239 how do you use it?
>>8246 HEY The Switch and the Wii basically debunked your ANALogy, you can sell dildos as controllers
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I was recently playing some good ol' DMC3 featuring dante from the Devil May Cry Series with a dualshock 3, and honestly I think its just an okay controller. It works, I always felt the Dualshock 2 was more comfy than the dualshock 3 or 4 but that might be my unironic nostalgia goggles

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Anonymous 06/11/2023 (Sun) 21:05:34 No.3788 [Reply] [Last]
See that moon? You can explore it.
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>>9461 >for the record, i am coping, seething and dialating with the most wonderfully diverse team i've ever worked with Something tells me 41%, give or take of the team won't ever be work on another game.
>>9461 >sure this cesspool we made is disgusting and terrible beyond belief >but we made it with niggers and trannies and other aubhumans we prop up under the diversity umbrella They're like aliens, their brains simply don't form the same connections as sane non-retarded people.
>>9415 >photo mode Haha yeah that's what was missing.
>>3788 >See that coon? <You can exploit it. >>4043 OWOWOWOWOW OY VEY can't find the mp4 clip of Ravio showcasing his new pedophilic sites
>>10020 Todd is definitely the biggest winner in the goyim industry at the moment.

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Anonymous 03/08/2023 (Wed) 17:01:58 No.1241 [Reply] [Last]
Why are coomlectors so eager to line their shelves with mediocre games or complete crap? Why waste the money? A small collection of games you actually like is way more pleasing to own and says more about you as a person than a wall of horseshit sports and movie games etc. ever could.
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>>9037 Yes. Demand generates supply.
>>9020 You just know this faggot haven't played a video game in his life.
>>9038 I figured. It's not like these soydrinkers will ever even play them.
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>>7413 <SMB3 sold in six figures >All because of a misprinted "bros" word

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Tomb Raider thread Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 12:10:36 No.1312 [Reply] [Last]
Which had the best puzzle design?
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>>9147 Now that's sexo
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>remaster of PS fucking 1 games >full of bugs and glitches
>>10017 The future of gaming anons, its here!

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Arcades Anonymous 02/17/2023 (Fri) 20:41:06 No.683 [Reply] [Last]
When's the last time you've been to an arcade, anon?
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>>8162 Looks horrible
>>8162 check these video gamers out
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the death of arcades as i knew them is something i'm still not able to come to terms with outside of JP, which even then still isn't doing too hot from what i've heard, the best arcades US (and maybe CA or EU? not sure) can scrounge up are comprised of shitty redemption games made to take up your time and provide zero actual fun aside from 'get big tickets', with very few actually enjoyable games made to just be played for fun what happened to all the good shit? the fighting games, the lightgun games, the unique racers, the beat-em-up's, the shmups, the rhythm games, the action puzzlers, hell even in terms of redemption games, the best they can do is 'remake mobile/webgame made for children'. at least back then there was original, actually enjoyable concepts and ideas. colorama, spider stompin, dunk-n-alien, all sorts of shit it just sucks. arcades are a lost cause from what i can tell, and the ones that still exist suck balls and aren't even worth going to, outside of a *very* small few, and even those can have their own niche of issues or maybe i'm just alone on this, who tf knows
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